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CN ACTIVE:
January 10, 2010 - August 2, 2015
2031 days

April 29, 2016 - Present
Nation: Walshington
Current Alliance:

Screaming Red Asses

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About Walsh the Beloved: Soy soberbio con el soberbio y humilde con el humilde. Un hombre, un símbolo, un amado... eso soy. Soy el silencio de unos labios apretados buscando gritar "te quiero". Veo en mis adentros y veo obscuridad enmedio de la luz, una obscuridad que desaparece al mirar cualquier vanidad del mundo. Una sombra, eso soy... el viento que trae la lluvia, eso soy.
Alliance History:


The United Front

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January 16, 2010 - August 19, 2010 (Merge into FIRE)

Positions Held: None


FIRE

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August 19, 2010 - October 5, 2010 (Disbandment)

Positions Held: None


Hooligans

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October 5, 2010 - July 1, 2012 (Founded SRA)

Positions Held:

  • Company Officer
  • Guardian of Defense
  • Master Hooligan

Screaming Red Asses

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July 1, 2012 - August 2, 2015

May 1, 2012 - Present

Positions Held:

  • Red Ass Commander

Walsh the Beloved is a nation ruler on Planet Bob, perhaps best known as the Red Ass Commander of the Screaming Red Asses alliance and a minor but active personality on the Open World Forum.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Walsh the Beloved is the current commander of the Screaming Red Asses alliance, having founded the AA on July 1, 2012, on the cusp of the Dave War, and is a charter member of the Commander Club. At 97 years old, he is quite possibly the oldest ruler on Planet Bob. Walsh the Beloved is moderately active on the IRC, and is a minor presence on the OWF. He has been a member of four alliances since founding his nation on January 10, 2012: The United Front, FIRE (alliance), Hooligans and his current alliance.


The United Front Era[edit | edit source]

(January 16, 2010 - August 19, 2010)

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It was Prather6 who recruited Walsh the Beloved into TUF, and Prather6 who has continued to be the most influential figure in Walsh's development. Although his activity level was generally low in the Front, it was there that Walsh the Beloved learned to sell tech—and was never once late with a sale, making him have little patience with the younger members of CN who often are. It was also where he fought his first war, when little ol' TUF lived up to their name and declared on what was then Planet Bob's largest alliance -- MHA—in defense of their ally NADC. This was known by TUF members as the "Second Unjust War", but was known by the rest of Planet Bob as the TOP-C&G War. Although low in NS at the time, Walsh acquitted himself well in the war, placing both opponents into anarchy and eschewing aid. He became increasingly active on the forums, although he never held a government position. However, his growth was stymied when Prather6 became too busy to run the alliance, and turned the reigns over to Letub. Letub, distressed by the number of inactives, made the decision to merge TUF into a new incarnation of FIRE.

MEDALS AWARDED BY THE UNITED FRONT
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  • Unjust War II Campaign Medal
  • Veteran of War
  • Outstanding Tech Sales

The Fire Era[edit | edit source]

(August 19, 2010 - October 5, 2010)

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There is not much to say about Walsh the Beloved's brief tenure in FIRE. He never felt at home there, there was much infighting among members, some of the key players in TUF had formed the League of Enlisted Gentlemen, Prather6 was inactive, and there were no wars. FIRE imploded after a short three months, but Walsh happily found that Prather6 was starting a new alliance: Hooligans. He jumped at the chance to hitch his wagon to Prather's train once again.

The Hooligans Era[edit | edit source]

(October 5, 2010 - July 1, 2012)

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PB-NpO War[edit | edit source]

The Hooligans era began much as the TUF era had ended for Walsh the Beloved — he was occasionally active on the forums, sold and then purchased tech, and was always ready for war when called. That call came in late January 2011 when the PB-NpO War finally drew the Hooligans in, defending their allies Athens against FAR and The Conservative Underground. The Blue Turtle Alliance (2nd) would counter the Hooligans a day later, and Walsh the Beloved waged a hard war against four FAR members and one BTA member, who delivered the first nuclear strike ever suffered by Walshington. In recognition of his performance in the war, Walsh the Beloved was appointed to his first government position: Company Officer for the Hooligan Military.

Hooligans Civil War[edit | edit source]

The Hooligans prevailed in the conflict, and Walsh may well have settled back into the routine of the occasional post, tech selling/buying and rebuilding had it not been for one event: The Hooligans Civil War. The rebel forces, though small, were all high ranking government officials and military members. Thus, the Hooligans were caught flatfooted and militarily leaderless. Walsh the Beloved ended up playing a large role in organizing the loyalist forces, although he was still such an unknown quantity that most of the government believed him to be playing for the other side for much of the war. Eventually, Prather6 had faith in Walsh's loyalty, and the rebellion was quashed, at great cost to the ranks of Hooligan government and nation strength. Walsh the Beloved was appointed to Guardian of Defense—normally an elected position—based on a pressing need to fill the position, his performance in the Civil War, and, ironically, a recommendation from the rebellion leader, JDavis, to Prather6.

The Grudge War[edit | edit source]

Walsh the Beloved scarcely had time to acclimate to the new job when the C&G-MHA War war broke out again a few months later. The MHA front was particularly bitterly fought—after five days of battling MHA, Planet Bob's largest alliance, PPO countered the Hooligans as Walsh was negotiating a peaceful resolution with them, and mentioned him by name in their DoW. Walsh's inexperience in his new position showed, but but Hooligans forced the surrender of PPO in the end.

MEDALS AWARDED BY HOOLIGANS
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Description of Hooligan Medals

Political career[edit | edit source]

Walsh the Beloved was the Gerald Ford of the Hooligans: always selected, never elected

By now Walsh was in the inner circle of the Hooligans, and played a role in many important decisions. Again to fill a need, he was appointed to the position of Master Hooligan, the #2 position in the alliance. This led him to refer to himself as "the Gerald Ford of the Hooligans"—always selected, never elected. Nevertheless, he tried to do what was best for the Hooligans, and was never short on opinions.

He became active on the IRC, and used it as a tool to attempt to increase the defensive position of the Hooligans, which he saw as weak: Hooligans were always the counter to whoever attacked C&G, but Hooligans never had any allies to counter to back them up when they were subsequently attacked.

The Firm: the bloc that never was...

He worked on creating a micro-alliance bloc—members who, like Hooligans, were usually the counter for larger alliances without ever having a counter themselves. Talks with Kaskus, The Blue Turtle Alliance and The Biohazard Corporation proved fruitful, and the treaty was agreed to by everyone except Hooliganss, when suddenly members of GATO became threatened by Kaskus' ODP with The Global Order of Darkness, which they could only see as a close tie to Superfriends. GATO was unable to look past the treaty, and threatened the downgrade of ALL C&G treaties with Hooligans should they sign such a pact. Most of the Hooligans government were cowed by this, and the bloc never materialized.

Meanwhile, the clouds of war were drawing dark once more on Planet Bob, and the treaty web was once again threatening to draw in the Hooligans, once again to defend GATO. Upset that Hooligans would once again bleed without a counter for the very alliance that eliminated the possibility of that counter, disgusted by the casas belli of the Dave War up until that point, and sick of a treaty web that limited who your allies would allow you to befriend, Walsh the Beloved did something he never thought he'd consider: he left Hooligans and formed the Screaming Red Asses.

The Screaming Red Asses Era[edit | edit source]

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Shortly after forming the Screaming Red Asses, Walsh the Beloved found himself entering the Dave War -- on both sides. Thus the war was either a victory, or a loss, or both for him. Later, in 2013, the Red Asses provided a haven for his old pals Hooligans as they became embroiled in the Equilibrium War. Although Walsh never entered the Equilibrium War, his harboring of Hooligans did end up embroiling him the Talvisota War with R&R, albeit briefly.


On March 31, 2013, Walsh the Beloved was awarded the "Medal of the Arts" by Ubuntu the Great of the Zulu alliance, in recognition of Walsh designing the Zulu flag and various medals. Walsh the Beloved has also designed the flag for Swash Plates and Tail Rotors.

In November, Walsh the Beloved rode to war once again, in defense of Kaskus, in the Frozen Chosin War against the forces of Kashmir, The Javahouse League and the Sandwich Confederation. The rest of the Screaming Red Ass Era has yet to be written. It has grown to nearly 30 members and over one million nation strength. It is currently a vehicle to spend time with good people and stride Planet Bob independent of the treaty web, and that is enough for now.


MEDALS AWARDED BY THE SCREAMING RED ASSES
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Description of Awards, Decorations and Medals of the Screaming Red Asses

Deletion and Retirement[edit | edit source]

The nation of Walshington was deleted, and Walsh the Beloved banned from Cybernations, on August 2, 2015, after 2031 days (5 years, 6 months, and 24 days) of activity. Perhaps a blessing in disguise, Walsh the Beloved is enjoying his newfound and unexpected retirement downing gin and tonics and reliving his glory days as minor Cyber Nations celebrity to anyone who will listen.

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Semi-triumphant Return[edit | edit source]

On April 29, 2016, admin saw fit to lift the ban on Walsh the Beloved, and he returned to the game. Walshington was ain the family of nations again, the Screaming Red Asses were re-established, and war with Novus Ordo Seclorum was on.

Alliance and War Timeline[edit | edit source]

JAN 2010 FEB 2010 MAR 2010 APR 2010 MAY 2010 JUN 2010 JUL 2010 AUG 2010 SEP 2010 OCT 2010 NOV 2010 DEC 2010
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JAN 2011 FEB 2011 MAR 2011 APR 2011 MAY 2011 JUN 2011 JUL 2011 AUG 2011 SEP 2011 OCT 2011 NOV 2011 DEC 2011
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JAN 2012 FEB 2012 MAR 2012 APR 2012 MAY 2012 JUN 2012 JUL 2012 AUG 2012 SEP 2012 OCT 2012 NOV 2012 DEC 2012
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JAN 2013 FEB 2013 MAR 2013 APR 2013 MAY 2013 JUN 2013 JUL 2013 AUG 2013 SEP 2013 OCT 2013 NOV 2013 DEC 2013
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JAN 2014 FEB 2014 MAR 2014 APR 2014 MAY 2014 JUN 2014 JUL 2014 AUG 2014 SEP 2014 OCT 2014 NOV 2014 DEC 2014
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JAN 2015 FEB 2015 MAR 2015 APR 2015 MAY 2015 JUN 2015 JUL 2015 AUG 2015 SEP 2015 OCT 2015 NOV 2015 DEC 2015
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JAN 2016 FEB 2016 MAR 2016 APR 2016 MAY 2016 JUN 2016 JUL 2016 AUG 2016 SEP 2016 OCT 2016 NOV 2016 DEC 2016
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JAN 2017 FEB 2017 MAR 2017 APR 2017 MAY 2017 JUN 2017 JUL 2017 AUG 2017 SEP 2017 OCT 2017 NOV 2017 DEC 2017
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JAN 2018 FEB 2018 MAR 2018 APR 2018 MAY 2018 JUN 2018 JUL 2018 AUG 2018 SEP 2018 OCT 2018 NOV 2018 DEC 2018
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JAN 2019 FEB 2019 MAR 2019 APR 2019 MAY 2019 JUN 2019 JUL 2019 AUG 2019 SEP 2019 OCT 2019 NOV 2019 DEC 2019
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JAN 2020 FEB 2020 MAR 2020 APR 2020 MAY 2020 JUN 2020 JUL 2020 AUG 2020 SEP 2020 OCT 2020 NOV 2020 DEC 2020
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Military History[edit | edit source]

WAR ALLIANCE NATION NOTES
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Alt text Flag of the Guru Order.svg unknown
Alt text FART.jpg White Republic
Alt text BTAFlag3.png Menzoberanzan First nuclear attack on Walshington
Alt text FART.jpg Utopiana
Alt text FART.jpg Eire
Alt text FART.jpg Troas
Alt text MHA Small Flag.gif Philipines
Alt text MHA Small Flag.gif Home by the Sea
Alt text MHA Small Flag.gif Farin Tough fighter
Alt text Flag of PPO.png New World Republic Sent fake surrender after each ground attack
Alt text Flag of PPO.png United Nations III Deleted after war
Alt text Flag of PPO.png New World Republic Offensive Redeclare
Alt text Flag of PPO.png United Nations III Offensive Redeclare
Alt text Delusions-of-grandeur.png Arcane 100k NS nation that had been reduced to 30k—war machine
Alt text Echelonflag2.jpg Illuminatus Gentleman's War
Alt text Echelonflag2.jpg Atlas Gentleman's War
Alt text GPFFlag.gif Natureland
Alt text Flag of PPO.png Brumin
Alt text Flag of Argent.png Empire of Antarctica Began undeclared war against the Red Asses at request of GPF
Alt text Flag of Argent.png Mandalore Prime 9k infra
Alt text Flag of Argent.png Jarnriki Began undeclared war against the Red Asses at request of GPF
Alt text R&Rwarflag.svg Banana Empire Results
Alt text R&Rwarflag.svg Penacook Results
Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Toastopia

Results

Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Flotsam
Alt text Javahouse League.png Amazonia1

Results

Alt text Sc flag.png Republic of Unix

Results

Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Blissfields
Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Flotsam

Results

Alt text Javahouse League.png Kosovo
Alt text Javahouse League.png The Grid
Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Heinleiner

9000 Tech

Alt text Flag of Kashmir.jpg Satsuma Republic
Alt text LegionFlag.png Kaligon

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Alt text LegionFlag.png Wychwood

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Alt text LegionFlag.png BA Baracus

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Alt text LegionFlag.png The Dwarven Empire

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Alt text LegionFlag.png Freytopia

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Alt text LegionFlag.png Kolsara

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Alt text LegionFlag.png There Be Rabbits

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Pacifis

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Pacific America

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Alt text CA Flag.png Kerjälä

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Jonesville

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Pacific America

President Hardin 2.png SURRENDER

Alt text CA Flag.png Confederatio Æsir

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Alt text CA Flag.png Confederatio Æsir

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Alt text CA Flag.png Kerjälä

Stats unavailable -- Walsh the Beloveed deleted and banned mid-war

REROLL APRIL 29, 2016 WALSHINGTON RE-ESTABLISHED
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Stats unavailable -- FARK nation deleted mid-war

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Alt text Ngwar.png Khortoza Khortoza.png
Alt text ANiMaLz.jpg Blood Meridia

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Alt text War flag of Sengoku.png New Republic of Joe

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Alt text NPObannerflagnew.png Tygonia

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Alt text NpO Flag Modified.png Texis Republic

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Alt text Umbrella War Flag.png Holy Empire of Halin

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Alt text NPObannerflagnew.png GreatINDIA

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Alt text NPObannerflagnew.png Anatoray

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Fordlandia

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Jonesville

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Malabar

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Alt text Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg BANGLADESH NEAR BAY

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Alt text' Monsters, Inc. Flag.jpg Europia

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Alt text Placeholder Flag.svg Casscadia

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Alt text Placeholder Flag.svg Casscadia

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Alt text Nom Du Jour Flag.png Unknown

No Stats

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