Trashcat's Corner is a news publication released by Stumpy Jung Il, member of Vanguard and former leader of TDSM8. The first issue was released on April 1, 2009.
Issue #1[]
- April 1, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- Whats New? Absolutely nothing. What's the same thing with a new face? Well, Let me tell you!
- Monos Archein Cancels on NPO
- Some Milestones and Announcements that May Be Worth the Mention
- Hats of to the Blue Things
- If You Posted An April Fools Thread I Probably Hate You
- Vox, Vox, Vox, Vox and... Vox
- File: BREAKING NEWS: VANGUARD ARE PIT VIPERS! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
- File: Summon Doitzel Card
- EZI Is a Thing of the Past... Says Everyone But Those Who Actually EZI
- Shout out of the week goes to...
- Poster of the Week goes to...
- File: Summon Bob Sanders Card
Weekly Awards:
- Treaty of the week goes to... — MK-Grämlins
- Worst Thread of the Week goes to... — Valhalla's Embassy Clean-Up
- Greatest "If Only" Moment goes to... — Gramlins and TOP merging
- Joke of the Week — Mhawk's sick burn on Vox Populi. Also, GGA.
- Thread this week needed... — More GGA
- Funniest back tracking moment... — Vox (The Tattler/The Song Remains The Same)
Issue #2[]
- April 8, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- They Paid How Much? For Who?
- Communication is a Serious Problem with CN alliances!
- File: Van Hoo III Card
- Why Can’t We Be Friends?
- Hats Off To FAN
- MHA Comes to Bat and Hits the Proverbial Home Run!
- Did Someone Say A !@#$ Ton of Nukes?
- So I herd U Didn’t Want to Get Nuked Again?
- So That Wasn’t An April Fools Joke…?
- This Week In _____________ (Honestly who cares who it is?)
- File: Bilrow Card
- Some Congratulations and Mourning
- “No U” Gets An Upgrade
- Interview: Archon
Weekly Awards:
- The Announcement of the Week goes to… — The Bus Doctrine.
- Poster of the Week Goes to… — Bilrow.
- Worst Meme of the Week goes to… — "The Phoenix Hungers"
- Treaty of the Week goes to… — RoK-MK PIAT
- Shout of the Week goes to… — Jonathan Brookbank
- This Weeks Magical Birthday goes to… — LoSS
- Congratulations of the Week goes to… — Sparta
- Player of the Week Goes to… — Ochocinco
Issue #3[]
- April 16, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- So This is How The World Ends?
- Oh Fark, You Make Me Crazy!
- Move Over MDP Web, Here Comes the Bloc Web
- File: Rebel Virgina Card
- Our Nukes Will Blot Out the Sun… And There Will Be No Shade
- Now For the Article You’ve All Been Waiting For!
- EZI: Just Another Fad
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- Poison Clan Ain’t Nuttin to $%&@ With
- Its Like You All Want Me To Hate You…
- TPF: Keep Your Day Job
- File: Mhawk Card
- Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God All Mighty the Brown Colony is Free At Last!
- THIS JUST IN: VOX MAKES A REALLY VAGUE ANNOUNCEMENT PREDICTING SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH EXTREME EXAGGERATION!
- Now For Some Real Breaking News!
- Interview: Jonathan Brookbank
Weekly Awards
- Shout out of the Week goes to… — Jonathan Brookbank
- The Birthday of the Week goes to… — Nueva Vida
- Announcement of the Week goes to… — Greenland Republic joining Complaints and Grievances
- Alliance of the Week goes to… — Global Alliance and Treaty Organization
- Poster of the Week goes to… — Alterego
- Worst Meme of the Week goes to… — WHERE YOU AT LOL! Threads
- Player of the Week goes to… — DerekJones
Issue #4[]
- April 21, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- TORN, Oh TORN, Funny How Things Change
- Switching Sides and Taking Names
- A Wild Mpol Appears
- File:Anti-Spartan Propaganda
- Yeah, I Wouldn’t Want to Be In Q Either
- The New GOONS Is Quite Literally Something Awful
- Valhalla… Hypocrites… THIS IS MADNESS!
- Order of the Black Rose Comes Out of Retirement
- Vox Populi Gets Some Love
- File: Moo-Cows
- NPO and TORN Do a “No, No”
- TORN Backs Out
- MHA and ODN Set An Interesting Precedent
- File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
- For Lack of Better Words: NPO Gets Its !@#$ Wrecked
- File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
- Even I Felt A Little Dirty
- File:Karma Propaganda
- WTF NUKES
- File:MK Propaganda
Weekly Awards:
- Announcement of the Week Goes to… — Karma
- Alliance of the Week Goes to… — New Pacific Order
- File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
- Joke of the Week Goes to… — Grand Global Alliance
- Meme of the Week Goes to… — Magicpirate for “Needs a stern talking to”
- Most Hated Meme of the Week Goes to… — inb4mogar
- Shout of the Week Goes to… — TheAut
- Poster of the Week Goes to… — Archon
- File:Archon :smug: Card
- Player of the Week Goes to… — mhawk
Issue #5[]
- May 7, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- Peace, Love, and Harmony… Don’t Exist in CN
- MCXA and Echelon, Putting the Man in Man Up
- Peace Terms Are So Yesterday!
- NPO: So Easy FAN Could Do It!
- Oh GGA! You Kill Me!
- IRON Drops Like A Rock While TPF Fights The World
- War Propaganda at Its Finest
- Does This Mean Old Guard Is A Dragon?
- Jesus Walks… Or Something Like That
- Vox and FAN, Just One Step Closer
- Poison Clan Finds a Loop Hole
- Its Not a Good Week for Blocs
- GPA Shocks the World!
- I Didn’t Realize TOOL Was Worth So Much
- TOP vs. Purple
- Nothing Beats the Smell of Nuclear Holocaust in the Morning
- Bandwagoning Has a New Definition
- Oh God, Who Fed Them After Midnight?
- TF! Reforms
- TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA
- Too Many Threads
- Interview: mhawk
Weekly Awards:
- Joke of the Week goes to… — Jack Diorno! for The War of the Coalition and You
- Topic of the Week goes to… — Margrave! for Justice for Traitors
- Player of the Week goes to… — Opethian!
- Goodbye of the Week goes to… — Slayer!
- Poster of the Week goes to… — Archon
- Best Move of the Week goes to… — Mod Staff!
- Best Declaration of War goes to… — MCXA/Echelon!
- Alliance of the Week goes to… — Vox Populi!
Issue #6[]
- May 23, 2009 : Link
Stories:
- Trashcat’s Corner Heats the $%&@ Up
- Cya Later NPO
- The Light is Finally Here; Rest Old Friends
- Count the Snow Flakes Everybody!
- Changing of the Guard
- Humpty Dumpty is All $%&@ed Up
- Valhalla Rehabilitated 2.0
- Nordreich Comes Back… Again.
- The Treaties… THEY ARE BACK!
- Black Peace: The Beginning of a New Age
- Free at Last, Free at Last
- Cute and Cuddly Sponge Is At It Again
- GGA is at it Again!
- Pacifica Carries On
- IRON On Its Way Down
- Trashcat vs. TPF
- Neutral Rock the Sanction
- God I Hate #Cupcakery
New Rules of Planet Bob:
- NEW RULE: If you hide in peace mode you have no right to !@#$%* at other people for doing the same thing. Face it, its not only a tactic when you do it.
- NEW RULE: If you say anything about becoming the monster I probably hate you.
- NEW RULE: If you war an alliance for 2 !@#$@#$ years with no chance to gain peace you have no right to !@#$%* about the peace terms handed down to you.
- NEW RULE: If you surrender, you lost the war no matter how many big words you use.
- NEW RULE: If you were in League and/or Aegis and now reside in Karma you don't have the right to act like you are winning anything.
- NEW RULE: If you took part in curbstomps then you have no right to !@#$%* about how many alliances were placed to fight you.
- NEW RULE: If your entire argument to why we shouldn't give you terms is that we are becoming you, you are an idiot and I request you stop posting.
Awards:
- Poster of the Week Goes to…— BudsTheMan!
- Player of the Week Goes to…— Tygaland!
- Announcement of the Week Goes to…— FAN Victory Lap!
- Worst Announcement of the Week Goes to…— Valhalla's surrender!
- Shout out of the Week Goes to…— mpol!
- Tip of My Hat of the Week Goes to…— Vox Populi!
- Meme of the Week Goes to…— Obama Avatars!
- Alliance of the Week Goes to…— The Liquor Cabinet!
Issue #7[]
- June 13, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- Good Morning Heart Ache
- GOONS Is Back Again… Again… Wait What?
- MooCows, Tear Down That Wall… Oh Wait You Did
- Well Now I’m Just Intrigued
- Polaris Shoots a Three. TOP is Super !@#$@#$ Old. TPF Lives On.
- Holy !@#$ More GGA Drama!
- Welcome Back ION
- Another One Bites The Dust
- I Should Have Called It
- TOP and TSO the Merciful
- Gen. Lee Rolls the Hard Six
- TOOL Cancels with the World
- Someone Went and Put Citadel in Water
- TOP Cancels All Its Non-Aggression Pacts
- Rebel Virginia Is The Manliest Man of Mantown
- I, For One, Welcome My New Ultima Overlords
- CN, You Offend Me
- Prison Break!
- The Grand Finale
New Rules of Planet Bob:
- NEW RULE: If you forced an alliance to disband you cant !@#$%* about someone giving you harsh terms. At least you are getting them.
- NEW RULE: If you honestly have nothing important to say other than “you have become the monster” like 12 other drooling fools then please don’t post.
- NEW RULE: If you ever said “Bring it” then you cant !@#$%* when someone actually does.
- NEW RULE: Just because you yell, “ITS SCIENCE!” after you make a post doesn’t automatically make everything you said correct. Seriously.
Awards:
- Alliance of the Week goes to… — The Jedi Order!
- Announcement of the Week goes to… — MooCows Thread!
- Treaty of the Week goes to… — Frostbite
- Poster of the Week goes to… — Revanche!
- Funniest Post of the Week goes to… — GGA Coup Thread!
- Shout out of the Week goes to… — Londo!
- Player of the Week goes to… — TimLee!
- Worst Poster of the Week goes to... — James Dahl!
Issue #8[]
- August 3, 2009 - Link
Stories:
- Discalimer
- Oh Rebel Virginia, What Will You Think of Next?
- GATO Breaks the Mold
- Well Now I’m Just Intrigued
- New Kids on the Bloc
- ODN Has A New Face
- STA: Revolutionary or Just Plain Crazy?
- I Have Decided to Swallow My Pride…
- Nemesis Loses Some Allies
- BTA, TAB, and MHA: CN’s Most Disgruntled Family
- Stickmen Rock Purple
- MCXA Out of the Crosshair
- IRON Proves to be a Little Weasel
- PPF Declares War!
- So I Guess Im a Little Late
- The Bigger You Are… Well You Get the Picture
- And Now For Something Completely Different!
New Rules of Planet Bob:
- NEW RULE: You cant put a price on disbandment.
- NEW RULE: If you attacked an alliance you have a NAP with you broke the treaty. Im so tired of hearing about this.
- NEW RULE: If you aren’t called the Blue Turtle Alliance you are not the Blue Turtle Alliance.
- NEW RULE: If you were in Vox Populi and you join Valhalla you are a hypocrite.
- NEW RULE: If you are gonna troll someone, try to avoid rap form.
Awards:
- Thread of the Month Goes to… New Pacific Order surrender thread!
- Poster of the Month Goes to… Sir Paul!
- Shout out of the Month Goes to… Londo!
- Funniest Thread of the Month Goes to… Opethian!
- Alliance of the Month Goes to… GATO!
- Birthday of the Month Goes to… RIA and Athens!
- Player of the Month Goes to… Azaghul!
Issue #9[]
- January 25, 2010 - Link
Stories
- Disclaimer
- Grämlins Goes Commando
- Big Ole E-Peen: MOTU Style
- TOP Gets FOKellation? I Don’t Know, I Got Nothing
- I Got A Complaint For You
- \m/ Gives A Lesson in Civility
- I, King of Purple, Proclaim My Great Justice
- Now For the Main Event: Told In Three Parts
- A NEW Way to Look at the MADP
Awards
- Alliance of the Week Goes to… Poison Clan
- Announcement of the Week Goes to… ODN joining C&G
- Poster of the Week Goes to… Seerow
- Player of the Week Goes to… AlmightyGrub
- Worst Poster of the Week Goes to… Every single \m/ poster
- Thread of the Week Goes to… Schattenmann
- Shout Out of the Week Goes to… Denial
- Funniest Poster of the Week Goes to… Mpol