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Trashed-II

Trashcat's Corner is a news publication released by Stumpy Jung Il, member of Vanguard and former leader of TDSM8. The first issue was released on April 1, 2009.

Issue #1[]

April 1, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • Whats New? Absolutely nothing. What's the same thing with a new face? Well, Let me tell you!
  • Monos Archein Cancels on NPO
  • Some Milestones and Announcements that May Be Worth the Mention
  • Hats of to the Blue Things
  • If You Posted An April Fools Thread I Probably Hate You
  • Vox, Vox, Vox, Vox and... Vox
    • File: BREAKING NEWS: VANGUARD ARE PIT VIPERS! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
    • File: Summon Doitzel Card
  • EZI Is a Thing of the Past... Says Everyone But Those Who Actually EZI
  • Shout out of the week goes to...
  • Poster of the Week goes to...

Weekly Awards:

Issue #2[]

April 8, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • They Paid How Much? For Who?
  • Communication is a Serious Problem with CN alliances!
  • File: Van Hoo III Card
  • Why Can’t We Be Friends?
  • Hats Off To FAN
  • MHA Comes to Bat and Hits the Proverbial Home Run!
  • Did Someone Say A !@#$ Ton of Nukes?
  • So I herd U Didn’t Want to Get Nuked Again?
  • So That Wasn’t An April Fools Joke…?
  • This Week In _____________ (Honestly who cares who it is?)
  • Some Congratulations and Mourning
  • “No U” Gets An Upgrade
  • Interview: Archon

Weekly Awards:

  • The Announcement of the Week goes to… — The Bus Doctrine.
  • Poster of the Week Goes to… — Bilrow.
  • Worst Meme of the Week goes to… — "The Phoenix Hungers"
  • Treaty of the Week goes to… — RoK-MK PIAT
  • Shout of the Week goes to… — Jonathan Brookbank
  • This Weeks Magical Birthday goes to… — LoSS
  • Congratulations of the Week goes to… — Sparta
  • Player of the Week Goes to… — Ochocinco

Issue #3[]

April 16, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • So This is How The World Ends?
  • Oh Fark, You Make Me Crazy!
  • Move Over MDP Web, Here Comes the Bloc Web
  • File: Rebel Virgina Card
  • Our Nukes Will Blot Out the Sun… And There Will Be No Shade
  • Now For the Article You’ve All Been Waiting For!
  • EZI: Just Another Fad
  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • Poison Clan Ain’t Nuttin to $%&@ With
  • Its Like You All Want Me To Hate You…
  • TPF: Keep Your Day Job
  • File: Mhawk Card
  • Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God All Mighty the Brown Colony is Free At Last!
  • THIS JUST IN: VOX MAKES A REALLY VAGUE ANNOUNCEMENT PREDICTING SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH EXTREME EXAGGERATION!
  • Now For Some Real Breaking News!
  • Interview: Jonathan Brookbank

Weekly Awards

Issue #4[]

April 21, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • TORN, Oh TORN, Funny How Things Change
  • Switching Sides and Taking Names
  • A Wild Mpol Appears
  • File:Anti-Spartan Propaganda
  • Yeah, I Wouldn’t Want to Be In Q Either
  • The New GOONS Is Quite Literally Something Awful
  • Valhalla… Hypocrites… THIS IS MADNESS!
  • Order of the Black Rose Comes Out of Retirement
  • Vox Populi Gets Some Love
  • File: Moo-Cows
  • NPO and TORN Do a “No, No”
  • TORN Backs Out
  • MHA and ODN Set An Interesting Precedent
  • File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
  • For Lack of Better Words: NPO Gets Its !@#$ Wrecked
    • File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
  • Even I Felt A Little Dirty
  • File:Karma Propaganda
  • WTF NUKES
  • File:MK Propaganda

Weekly Awards:

  • Announcement of the Week Goes to… — Karma
  • Alliance of the Week Goes to… — New Pacific Order
    • File:Anti-NPO Karma Propaganda
  • Joke of the Week Goes to… — Grand Global Alliance
  • Meme of the Week Goes to… — Magicpirate for “Needs a stern talking to”
  • Most Hated Meme of the Week Goes to… — inb4mogar
  • Shout of the Week Goes to… — TheAut
  • Poster of the Week Goes to… — Archon
    • File:Archon :smug: Card
  • Player of the Week Goes to… — mhawk

Issue #5[]

May 7, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • Peace, Love, and Harmony… Don’t Exist in CN
  • MCXA and Echelon, Putting the Man in Man Up
  • Peace Terms Are So Yesterday!
  • NPO: So Easy FAN Could Do It!
  • Oh GGA! You Kill Me!
  • IRON Drops Like A Rock While TPF Fights The World
  • War Propaganda at Its Finest
  • Does This Mean Old Guard Is A Dragon?
  • Jesus Walks… Or Something Like That
  • Vox and FAN, Just One Step Closer
  • Poison Clan Finds a Loop Hole
  • Its Not a Good Week for Blocs
  • GPA Shocks the World!
  • I Didn’t Realize TOOL Was Worth So Much
  • TOP vs. Purple
  • Nothing Beats the Smell of Nuclear Holocaust in the Morning
  • Bandwagoning Has a New Definition
  • Oh God, Who Fed Them After Midnight?
  • TF! Reforms
  • TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA
  • Too Many Threads
  • Interview: mhawk

Weekly Awards:

  • Joke of the Week goes to… — Jack Diorno! for The War of the Coalition and You
  • Topic of the Week goes to… — Margrave! for Justice for Traitors
  • Player of the Week goes to… — Opethian!
  • Goodbye of the Week goes to… — Slayer!
  • Poster of the Week goes to… — Archon
  • Best Move of the Week goes to… — Mod Staff!
  • Best Declaration of War goes to… — MCXA/Echelon!
  • Alliance of the Week goes to… — Vox Populi!

Issue #6[]

May 23, 2009 : Link

Stories:

  • Trashcat’s Corner Heats the $%&@ Up
  • Cya Later NPO
  • The Light is Finally Here; Rest Old Friends
  • Count the Snow Flakes Everybody!
  • Changing of the Guard
  • Humpty Dumpty is All $%&@ed Up
  • Valhalla Rehabilitated 2.0
  • Nordreich Comes Back… Again.
  • The Treaties… THEY ARE BACK!
  • Black Peace: The Beginning of a New Age
  • Free at Last, Free at Last
  • Cute and Cuddly Sponge Is At It Again
  • GGA is at it Again!
  • Pacifica Carries On
  • IRON On Its Way Down
  • Trashcat vs. TPF
  • Neutral Rock the Sanction
  • God I Hate #Cupcakery

New Rules of Planet Bob:

  • NEW RULE: If you hide in peace mode you have no right to !@#$%* at other people for doing the same thing. Face it, its not only a tactic when you do it.
  • NEW RULE: If you say anything about becoming the monster I probably hate you.
  • NEW RULE: If you war an alliance for 2 !@#$@#$ years with no chance to gain peace you have no right to !@#$%* about the peace terms handed down to you.
  • NEW RULE: If you surrender, you lost the war no matter how many big words you use.
  • NEW RULE: If you were in League and/or Aegis and now reside in Karma you don't have the right to act like you are winning anything.
  • NEW RULE: If you took part in curbstomps then you have no right to !@#$%* about how many alliances were placed to fight you.
  • NEW RULE: If your entire argument to why we shouldn't give you terms is that we are becoming you, you are an idiot and I request you stop posting.

Awards:

  • Poster of the Week Goes to…— BudsTheMan!
  • Player of the Week Goes to…— Tygaland!
  • Announcement of the Week Goes to…— FAN Victory Lap!
  • Worst Announcement of the Week Goes to…— Valhalla's surrender!
  • Shout out of the Week Goes to…— mpol!
  • Tip of My Hat of the Week Goes to…— Vox Populi!
  • Meme of the Week Goes to…— Obama Avatars!
  • Alliance of the Week Goes to…— The Liquor Cabinet!

Issue #7[]

June 13, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • Good Morning Heart Ache
  • GOONS Is Back Again… Again… Wait What?
  • MooCows, Tear Down That Wall… Oh Wait You Did
  • Well Now I’m Just Intrigued
  • Polaris Shoots a Three. TOP is Super !@#$@#$ Old. TPF Lives On.
  • Holy !@#$ More GGA Drama!
  • Welcome Back ION
  • Another One Bites The Dust
  • I Should Have Called It
  • TOP and TSO the Merciful
  • Gen. Lee Rolls the Hard Six
  • TOOL Cancels with the World
  • Someone Went and Put Citadel in Water
  • TOP Cancels All Its Non-Aggression Pacts
  • Rebel Virginia Is The Manliest Man of Mantown
  • I, For One, Welcome My New Ultima Overlords
  • CN, You Offend Me
  • Prison Break!
  • The Grand Finale

New Rules of Planet Bob:

  • NEW RULE: If you forced an alliance to disband you cant !@#$%* about someone giving you harsh terms. At least you are getting them.
  • NEW RULE: If you honestly have nothing important to say other than “you have become the monster” like 12 other drooling fools then please don’t post.
  • NEW RULE: If you ever said “Bring it” then you cant !@#$%* when someone actually does.
  • NEW RULE: Just because you yell, “ITS SCIENCE!” after you make a post doesn’t automatically make everything you said correct. Seriously.

Awards:

  • Alliance of the Week goes to… — The Jedi Order!
  • Announcement of the Week goes to… — MooCows Thread!
  • Treaty of the Week goes to… — Frostbite
  • Poster of the Week goes to… — Revanche!
  • Funniest Post of the Week goes to… — GGA Coup Thread!
  • Shout out of the Week goes to… — Londo!
  • Player of the Week goes to… — TimLee!
  • Worst Poster of the Week goes to... — James Dahl!

Issue #8[]

August 3, 2009 - Link

Stories:

  • Discalimer
  • Oh Rebel Virginia, What Will You Think of Next?
  • GATO Breaks the Mold
  • Well Now I’m Just Intrigued
  • New Kids on the Bloc
  • ODN Has A New Face
  • STA: Revolutionary or Just Plain Crazy?
  • I Have Decided to Swallow My Pride…
  • Nemesis Loses Some Allies
  • BTA, TAB, and MHA: CN’s Most Disgruntled Family
  • Stickmen Rock Purple
  • MCXA Out of the Crosshair
  • IRON Proves to be a Little Weasel
  • PPF Declares War!
  • So I Guess Im a Little Late
  • The Bigger You Are… Well You Get the Picture
  • And Now For Something Completely Different!

New Rules of Planet Bob:

  • NEW RULE: You cant put a price on disbandment.
  • NEW RULE: If you attacked an alliance you have a NAP with you broke the treaty. Im so tired of hearing about this.
  • NEW RULE: If you aren’t called the Blue Turtle Alliance you are not the Blue Turtle Alliance.
  • NEW RULE: If you were in Vox Populi and you join Valhalla you are a hypocrite.
  • NEW RULE: If you are gonna troll someone, try to avoid rap form.

Awards:

  • Thread of the Month Goes to… New Pacific Order surrender thread!
  • Poster of the Month Goes to… Sir Paul!
  • Shout out of the Month Goes to… Londo!
  • Funniest Thread of the Month Goes to… Opethian!
  • Alliance of the Month Goes to… GATO!
  • Birthday of the Month Goes to… RIA and Athens!
  • Player of the Month Goes to… Azaghul!

Issue #9[]

January 25, 2010 - Link

Stories

  • Disclaimer
  • Grämlins Goes Commando
  • Big Ole E-Peen: MOTU Style
  • TOP Gets FOKellation? I Don’t Know, I Got Nothing
  • I Got A Complaint For You
  • \m/ Gives A Lesson in Civility
  • I, King of Purple, Proclaim My Great Justice
  • Now For the Main Event: Told In Three Parts
    • The Prologue: \m/, GOONS, and PC are Completely Incompetent
    • The Intermission: Enter the Voice of God On Bob
    • The Final Act: !@#$ Gets Real
  • A NEW Way to Look at the MADP

Awards

  • Alliance of the Week Goes to… Poison Clan
  • Announcement of the Week Goes to… ODN joining C&G
  • Poster of the Week Goes to… Seerow
  • Player of the Week Goes to… AlmightyGrub
  • Worst Poster of the Week Goes to… Every single \m/ poster
  • Thread of the Week Goes to… Schattenmann
  • Shout Out of the Week Goes to… Denial
  • Funniest Poster of the Week Goes to… Mpol
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