| The Naughty Corner Accords |
The Naughty Corner Accords is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression pact signed between the Independent Republic of Orange Nations and Farkistan on 30 September 2013.
Text of the Treaty[]
Seperate Corners (Sovereignty)[]
We troublemakers plan to stick together in thick or thin, in detention after school or sitting in the Principal's office, but we promise to stay out of each others' lockers or other private business.
The Dunce Cap (Nonaggression and Espionage)[]
Fark and IRON promise to not attack each other or spy on each other. Snitches get stitches. Should something happen where one of us forgets this Troublemakers' Code, Fark and IRON promise to work together to settle things reasonably.
Spanking (Mutual defense)[]
You attack one of us...you attack both of us. That's how we troublemakers roll, we watch each other's backs on the playground.
Alright, Kids, Put On Your Boxing Gloves and Go See the Coach (Optional Aggression)[]
If one of us decides to pick on someone for their lunch money, the other can totally get in on some of that action if they want to.
Don't Make Me Call Your Parents And Tell Them What You Did! (Non-Chaining)[]
Should one of us pick a fight and get counter-attacked, or go mix it up with some other troublemakers on the playground due to other schoolyard obligations; the other is no longer required to jump in the fight, but may still do so if they choose.
You Two Shake Hands and Work Together (Intelligence and Aid)[]
Troublemakers stick together and that means keeping an eye out for the other. IRON and Fark promise to let the other know if something's going down. If someone comes and takes either one's lunch money, the other promises to help out as they can.
Expelled From School (Cancellation)[]
If one of us decides to leave the Naughty Corner for any reason, a 72-hour cancellation notice is to be given to the other.
Signed the 30 Day of September, 2013
For Fark:
- Cable77 - Submitter
- 905 - Squirrel
- Turk_182 - Speaker of the Council
- CountryMouse - TotalFark Council
- Rampage3 - TotalFark Council
- Bmckenna - TotalFark Council
- Stargatesg1 - TotalFark Council
- Mr. Vicarious - Chipmunk
- EViL0nE - Ackbar
For IRON:
- Queltocz, President, IRON Councilor
- Lorikz Kain, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
- Shahenshah, Deputy Secretary of State, IRON Councilor
- Theophilos, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
- Crusty Juggler, Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor
- Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
- Baron Aaron, Deputy Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor
- Imran Ehsan, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor
- Ali Bin Turban, Deputy Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor