3-5 Clause
Date Signed:
June 12, 2014

SRA Flag Peace
Screaming Red Asses


Original OWF Announcement:
A Conscience can be a Pain in the Ass

The 3/5ths Clause is an unusual treaty because it is not between two alliances, but from one alliance at another. Announced by Screaming Red Asses on June 12, 2014, the treaty is a unilateral treaty from SRA to R&R. Nebulous by design, the treaty simply indicates that SRA "owes R&R a favor." Unspecified to begin with, it is nonetheless considered to conform to the Lawyers, Guns and Money Doctrine by the Red Asses.

Treaty TextEdit

Fans of micro-drama may recall the Talvisota War of February 2013, wherein 5 nations from Hooligans joined the Red Asses on the eve of their war with R&R, leading R&R to attack the Screaming Red Asses.

During the intervening year and a half since that conflict, the Red Asses have uncovered information regarding the incident that have shed light upon those events -- information not entirely favorable to SRA. While we are not the type of alliance that simply makes up one way treaties with other alliances, we are taking this opportunity to unilaterally amend the Peace of Ass agreement between the Red Asses and R&R to reflect the following addition - R&R: we owe you one (or 3/5th of one, as the case may be). Let us know.

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