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FK Telekom Pazhga
Gott Met Unns (God With Us)
Type Club
City Pazhga, Uralica
Nickname(s) The Mighty Mennonites, The 'Kom, The Webheads
Founded 2008
Ground Sisslerstadion
Capacity: 6,500
League Bolakliiga
Rank 10th, Bolakliiga 2009
Manager Larry Schemmel

Telekom Pazhga is a Uralican football (soccer) club based in Pazhga, Mennoland, which was one of the "Original Twelve" that helped found the Uralikan Jalkapalloliiga as well as the Bolakliiga. Their opening season was a large success, with them finishing fourth, even though they were eleven points behind 3rd-place Mashinostroitel Kirov. A mid-season lag in the 2009 season, however, made them finish a disappointing tenth by goal differential behind Dinamo Vologda, and four ahead of Metafraks Gubakha. They also struggled in the 2009 Kanslerinkilpi, losing 3-2 to Mashinostroitel Kirov in the third round.

However, manager Larry Schemmel has been pleased with his team's pre-season performance, culminating in a round of 16 finish in the 2010 Kanslerinkilpi (losing to eventual runners-up Kirovin JK), and expects that they will do better this season. Their team is predominantly Mennonite, and the player regarded as the best Mennonite player in the world, let alone Uralica - left mid Diedrik Siemens - plays for "The 'Kom."

Current Roster[]


  • 1 Trevor Renzenbrink
  • 16 Alex Martens
  • 22 Jan Gies


  • 2 CB Michael Rutgers (©)
  • 3 CB Ruslan Nikolishin
  • 4 LB Ulrik Siemens
  • 5 RB Lars Mikaelsson
  • 6 CB Andrew Menno
  • 15 LB Tim Lehmann
  • 18 RB Mark Bietz


  • 7 AM Rudy Groening
  • 8 AM Viktor Rempel
  • 11 LM Diedrik Siemens
  • 14 RM Hans Henriksen (vice-©)
  • 20 AM/LM Mark Neufeld
  • 21 RM Jason Hiller


  • 9 Justin Wiebe
  • 10 Rick Friesen
  • 12 Stan Penner
  • 17 Matt Toews
  • 19 Dmitri Cherkasov
  • 29 Kevin Klassen