|Tea in Islington Accords|
Text of the TreatyEdit
Stress and nervous tension are now serious social problems in all parts of the Galaxy, and it is in order that this situation should not be in any way exacerbated that the following facts are revealed in advance.
The governments and constituent members of Invicta and the Mostly Harmless Alliance remain sovereign from each other.
We don't want to shoot you, Beeblebrox.Edit
Members of Invicta and the Mostly Harmless Alliance pledge to not attack each other's nations. If a nation is found to be in violation of this they will be ordered to offer peace and pay reparations equal to the damages done. Should the offending nation refuse either peace or reparations, they are declared a rogue and no longer a member of their alliance.
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.Edit
Members of Invicta and the Mostly Harmless Alliance agree to remain civil to each other, especially in public forums.
All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was.Edit
Neither alliance will conduct or condone espionage against the other.
If a signatory obtains information regarding a direct threat to the other signatory, they will immediately notify the government of the other alliance, providing the relevant information. The source may be disclosed at the original recipient's discretion.
Myself I'd trust him to the end of the Earth.Edit
Should the need be found to cancel this treaty, the canceling alliance will provide written notification to the other alliance 72 hours prior to enforcement of the cancellation.
- Atlashill of Kansouri, Secretary of State
- Master of the Squash, Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Haflinger, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Sperley, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Masons Child, Minister of War
- Benjamin Smythe of Diamont, Deputy Minister of War
- M6 Redneck, Deputy Minister of War
- Roy the Mighty of Retret, Minister of Recruitment
For the Mostly Harmless Alliance
- Denzin, Triumvir
- MadOverseer, Triumvir
- Working Class Ruler, Triumvir