|TIO and Polaris hold a rally|
Text of the TreatyEdit
Polaris and the Imperial Order have decided to hold a rally!
Article I. Restoring SanityEdit
Please remain calm, and respectful at all times.
Article II. Don't taze me man!Edit
If you don't go crazy, neither will we.
Article III. Charity workEdit
Are you in trouble? Need a little cash? Don't get mad, all you gotta do is ask nicely.
Article IV. Colbert and Stewart do not tolerate dominatrixesEdit
We do not condone the use of chains, they are irrational.
Article V. Restoring FearEdit
What? A war?! We'll defend you!
Article VI. AggressivenessEdit
You started the fire?! Don't worry! We'll help fan the flames! (if we feel like it)
Article VII. CancellationEdit
Oh No! There's a monster under the bed! You have 48 hours to pack up and get out!
For the Imperial Order
- Skippy, the Glorious Imperial High Commander of Amazing Glorious Glory of Outback Australia, Destroyer of Worlds, Crazy Australian and Excessive Title Extraordinaire
- Sup4l33t3ki11a, Executive Imperial Commander
- Scorponok, Imperial Internal Commander
- Dave93, Imperial Internal Commander
- Scipio Africanus, Imperial Officer for Foreign Affairs
- Cao Pai, Imperial Officer for Internal Affairs
- Tarikmo3rd, Imperial Officer for Defense
- Jumperbeast13, Imperial Officer for Finance
- Pikachurin, Imperial Officer for Membership Affairs
- Jyrinx, Minister of Trains, Planes, and Plantains
Signed for the New Polar Order
- RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin.
- Dajobo, Imperial Regent
- Zorn1, Minister of Love
- Quantum Leap, Deputy Minister of Love
- Carfre Inpor, Minister of Truth
- Mergerberger, Deputy Minister of Truth
- Llanowar Elf, Deputy Minister of Peace
- MiSS NEMESiS, Foreign Affairs Officer