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The Shenanigans Consortium: A Flavorful Fusion is a cross bloc treaty between The Cookout & Dos Equis. It is the first cross bloc treaty in CN history. It was signed on 23 August 2023.
Treaty Text[]
Introducing the Shenanigans Consortium: A Flavorful Fusion
In an unprecedented union, The Cookout and Dos Equis have combined forces, creating a historic bond that resonates throughout Planet Bob. This treaty embodies unity, much like the way a cookout unites people for a joyous occasion. Just as diverse flavors mingle on the grill, our two distinct blocs have come together to form a harmonious collaboration. Just as a cold beer complements perfectly with grilled meat, the Shenanigans Consortium promises an unforgettable camaraderie and cooperation. Raise your glasses to a blend that brings people together in the spirit of togetherness and collaboration like never before.
Article I: Sovereignty - Heard, Chef!
While this treaty conjoins the signatory blocs in mission and purpose, they recognize that each bloc, and their member alliances within, maintains its own sovereignty and political independence in matters, be they internal or foreign. Each bloc commits to respect this independence, and will do its best to protect the sovereignty of the other, as well as refuse to interfere in the other’s affairs without request or approval.
Article II: Intelligence and Recipe Sharing
In the spirit of true friendship, both signatories pledge honesty and trust. Each party agrees to share any and all information that concerns the defense of their mutual interests, as well as the individual interests of respective partners. They will strive to work together in the face of intelligence that works against their interests.
Article III: Military Affairs and How we Protect Each Other from Bad Yelp Reviews
A treaty would not be a true treaty without a signed agreement to join together in battle when the need arises. This treaty is no different, and both parties hereby commit to stand by each other’s side, both individually and collectively.
- Section A-1: Intra-alliance Defense - Karens are Attacking and We Will Too
Should any individual alliance of one of the signatories find itself under attack, this treaty permits any alliance from the other signatory the option, but not the obligation, to come to their defense, if needed. This clause may be superseded by any treaties with a stronger obligation, or by Section B.
- Section A-2: Intra-alliance Offense - BYOB Nights
At times, one alliance of either signatory may find the need or interest to declare a war of aggression. Should this occur, this treaty permits any alliance from the other signatory the option to join their ally in the attack.
- Section B-1: Bloc Defense - Never Too Many Chefs in the Kitchen
In the event that either signatory is called into collective action in defense of a member alliance, the other signatory is hereby obligated to come to their defense in whatever capacity as required. Should this clause be activated as a result of “treaty chaining,” then the other signatory’s commitment is optional, although heavily encouraged.
- Section B-2: Bloc Offense - You Bring the Beer, We Got the Meat
In the event that either signatory determines that it is in their best interests to declare a war of aggression, the other signatory is granted the option, but not the obligation, to commit their bloc in attack in any capacity is desired.
Article IV: Paperwork Formalities - Recipes Can Change
- Section A-1: Bloc Changes
Pursuant to Article I, both signatories recognize each other’s sovereignty, including over any changes that they may make to their bloc. This includes, but is not limited to, adding or removing a member alliance, or amending their own bloc’s treaty. No changes that either signatory makes to their own bloc shall require any sort of vote or approval by the other signatory, and shall be respected.
- Section A-2: Amendments - Menu Approval
Any changes to any text within this treaty shall require a unanimous approval from all member alliances of both signatories.
- Section A-3: Cancellation - Kitchen Closing
Should either signatory wish to exit this consortium, they may do so by providing two weeks of advance notice to the other signatory.
Signatories:
The Cookout:
NATO:
Signatures for NATO (aka NPO Slayers United):
Triumvirate:
- Devo
- SteelersFan
- Warden
Chief Justice:
- LennyNKarl
Members of the Secretariat:
- GearHead
- Not the Carlton
- Asapilu
Freehold of the Wolves:
- King - Dark Lord Sauron
- Regent - Smitty, Order of the Northern Lights
- Hand Of The King - Taco
Council of Lords
- Lord of State - Velocity
- Lord of War - CodArk
- Deputy Lord of War - Reginald Stuart
- Lord of Economic Affairs - Joseph Black/Muddog
- Deputy Lord of Economic Affairs - Dramaus
- Lord of Internal Affairs - Canik
- Deputy Lord of Internal Affairs - DFA Mr. Fox
- Deputy Lady of Internal Affairs - Flygirl
Christian Coalition of Countries:
CCC High Council:
- lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Titles Go Here
- A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma.
- Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties
Non Grata:
- Lyanna, Sugar & Violence
- Kerschbs, The Nice One
- Lenin, The Milkman
- Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch
- weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again
- Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz
- Caustic, Pope of Non Grata
- Stewie, God-Emperor
Dos Equis:
New Polar Order:
- Quantum Leap, Empress
- Medic32 , Imperial Regent
- 73MPL4R, Minister of Love
- Dendarii, Minister of Peace
- JadenStar10, Minister of Plenty
- electron sponge, Minister of Truth
- Tharu, Deputy Minister of Love
- guus87, Deputy Minister of Peace
- Skaros Thunderbane, Deputy Minister of Plenty
- Dubh Caireallain, Deputy Minister of Truth
- Random, The Wonder Dog
Random Insanity Alliance:
- Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
- im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Forger of Shadow's signature, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Order of the Northern Light, Secretly a Dog
- brian, Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder
- Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something
- cctmsp13 - somehow still viceroy
Mostly Harmless Alliance: MHA Triumvirate:
- Nishiyoshi.
- The Doogan.
- Qldvespanut.
Farkistan:
- One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight
- 905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild
TF Council
- Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes
- BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator
- SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee
- DRI – The Decider In Chief
- Yak - Speaker Emeritus