NoR Way Out

NoR Way Out
Part of the Global Wars
Date	18 September 2024 - 21 February 2025
Casus belli	Nordreich (2nd)'s failure to honor their treaty during the War of the Communists & Wolves
Result	DS, DT, LSF, MU and PGS Victory over NoR; White Peace, All Others
Preceded by	Wolves-TPE/KoRT War
Combatants
Insanity Dos Equis New Polar Order MHA Farkistan RIA The Cookout Freehold of the Wolves NATO Non Grata Independents Nordreich FAN FAIL NPL Sparta The Imperial Order Avalanche	Madness Roll For Initiative Doom Squad PGS CLAWS GATO Argent Novus Ordo Seclorum The Dark Templar Viridian Entente New Pacific Order IRON Independents Madlads Union DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE Knights of the Round Table The Grand Lodge of Freemasons Orange Defense Network
Commanders
Quantum Leap, Medic32 Nishiyoshi, TheDoogan, Abstain one eighty two Shadow Velocity, Canik, Smitty Oro Ibah Aozpi, Redneck Mackaywarrior Rebel Virginia KemMo Balthier, Whitetigger	Lord Hershey, Spectre SoloRocket, Master hakai, Mochi AkkenNovikov Tevron, Bigkif, MM Johnny Apocalypse, WANA Sarkin, Starcraftmazter Lieutenant Yenroh, Azure, Samwise Lowsten Lord of Darkness, Deathadder, MK Monkeybum Knights of the Grail OsRavan
Strength
16 nations 78 nations 88 nations 17 nations 1 nation 25 nations 21 nations 35 nations 7 nations 54 nations 2 nations 31 nations 80 nations 6 nations	36 nations 11 nations 108 nations 89 nations 45 nations 56 nations 37 nations 37 nations 10 nations 180 nations 15 nations 76 nations 26 nations
Casualties and losses
1,114,769,355	1,312,696,950

NoR Way Out started on 18 September 2024 when Doom Squad (DS), Post Grunge Supergroup (PGS), and the Madlads Union (MU) declared war on Nordreich (2nd) (NoR) citing their failure to honor their treaty with the Union of Communist Republics during the War of the Communists & Wolves.

NoR Way Out is the first global war since BiPolar 2: Electron's Boogaloo in 2022.

Background[]

During the War of the Communists & Wolves, the Union of Communist Republics called their allies to assist them in various capacities against The Wolves. Nordreich failed to honor their agreement and the war continued to its eventual conclusion on 13 September 2023. Not long after, due to a contested election in response to the aftermath of that war, Madlads Union splintered from UCR and formed. Then, they began building a coalition to enact their revenge.

The war was also spurred by a range of increasing tensions between the 3 major blocs at the time: Shenanigans, Novus Ordo Seclorum, and Roll For Initiative.

Timeline of War[]

2024[]

18th of September - DS, PGS, & MU declare war on NoR.
19th of September - New Polar Order (Polar) declare war on DS, PGS, & MU in defense of NoR.
2nd of October - Freehold of the Wolves (FTW) declares war on DS, activating Article V of Fimbulwinter, alongside Polar.
6th of October - DS, PGS, & MU declares war on RIA over secret aid to NoR. CLAWS declares war on RIA in defense of DS & PGS. CLAWS declares war on Polar in defense of DS & PGS. Global Alliance and Treaty Organization (GATO) declares war on Polar in defense of DS, PGS, & MU.
7th of October - Federated Allied Independence League (FAIL) declares war on GATO in defense of Polar.
12th of October - Mostly Harmless Alliance declares war on DS, PGS, & MU in defense of RIA. FTW declares war on CLAWS & GATO in defense of Polar.
13th of October - The Dark Templar (DT) declares war on MHA in defense of DS, PGS, & MU. Federation of Armed Nations (FAN) declares war on DS. In the DoW thread, FAN is granted Letters of Marque and Reprisal by Electron Sponge, on behalf of the Imperial Government of Polar. Farkistan (Fark) declares war on DS, PGS, & MU in defense of Polar, RIA, & MHA. Nuclear Proliferation League (NPL) declares war on DS, PGS, & MU.
17th of October - North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) declares war on DT in defense of MHA.
18th of October - DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE (DBDC) declares war on NATO & TIO in defense of DT. DT & Viridian Entente (VE) declare war on Fark in defense of DS, PGS, & MU, and in support of DT respectively.
19th of October - Argent (Argent) declares war on NPL in defense of DS & PGS. Sparta (Sparta) declares war on CLAWS in support of FTW.
23rd of October - New Pacific Order (NPO) declares war on NATO in defense of DT. Non Grata (NG) declares war on NPO in defense of NATO.
2nd of November - FAN declares war on VE.
8th of November - Knights of the Round Table (KoRT) declares war on CCC in defense of the NPO.
18th of November - Argent declares war on MHA in defense of DS and PGS.
20th of November - Disciples of Duckroll (DoD) declares war on NATO and NG in defense of NPO.
20th of November - Avalanche declares war on DS and PGS in support of NpO.
20th of November - DBDC declares war on Avalanche in defense of DS.
2nd of December - DT declares war on NoR in support of MU.
23rd of December - DT declares war on FAN in defense of VE.

2025[]

17th of January - NG recognizes hostilities with Orange Defense Network (ODN) who attacked NG without declaration in defense of NPO.
8th of February - A peace deal is reached: Argent, CLAWS, DBDC, DoD, DS, DT, GATO, GLoF, IRON, KoRT, LSF, MU, NPO, ODN, PGS, and VE agree to a state of white peace with Avalanche, CCC, FAIL, FAN, Fark, FTW, MHA, NATO, NG, NPL, NpO, RIA, Sparta, and TIO. The Wolves hereby enter a state of white peace with IRON and NATO. Nordreich admits defeat to MU, DS, PGS, LSF, and DT.

Declarations of War[]

18 September 2024 - MU, DS, & PGS's DoW on NoR: We’re All Mad(lads) Here
20 September 2024 - NpO's DoW on MU, DS, & PGS: Immediate Containment of Rampant Madlads Disorder
03 October 2024 - FTW's DoW on DS: FTW Juices Some Lemons
07 October 2024 - MU, DS, & PGS's DoW on RIA: INSANITY, MEET MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! !!!! ! ! ! !
07 October 2024 - CLAWS's DoW on RIA: Containment of Random Insanity
07 October 2024 - GATO's DoW on NpO: Seeking Scratching Post. Will Travel.
07 October 2024 - CLAWS's DoW on NpO: CLAWS defends its allies
08 October 2024 - FAIL's DoW on GATO: An Imperial Decree
12 October 2024 - MHA's DoW on MU, DS, & PGS: Announcing: Dave Grohl’s Apology Tour
12 October 2024 - FTW's DoW CLAWS & GATO: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcasting To Bring You An important Announcement From The Realm Of Chaos!
13 October 2024 - DT's DoW on MHA: DON'T PANIC!
13 October 2024 - FAN's DoW on DS: FAN is your Huckleberry
13 October 2024 - Fark's DoW on MU, DS, & PGS: A gift for our loved ones <3
13 October 2024 - NPL's DoW on MU, DS, & PGS: Declaration of Okey Dokey, big red button go POKEY!
17 October 2024 - NATO's DoW on DT: DT Angers the Skribb War Gods
18 October 2024 - DT's & VE's DoW on Fark: Weep, Little Lion Man
18 October 2024 - DBDC's DoW on NATO: Hey those are our friends!
19 October 2024 - Argent's DoW on NPL: Wartime Happenings from the Pink Sphere
19 October 2024 - Sparta's DoW on CLAWS: Sparta Enters The Fray
23 October 2024 - NPO's DoW on NATO: Zerg Rush
23 October 2024 - NG's DoW on NPO: Non Grata Declares on NPO
26 October 2024 - CCC's DoW on NPO: CCC Declaration of War
27 October 2024 - LSF's DoW on NoR: LSF Update. End of the PGS Protectorate and Activation of our NoR Treaty.
29 October 2024 - GLoF's DoW on NATO: GLoF Declaration of War
29 October 2024 - IRON's DoW on CCC and NG: Just another war announcement
30 October 2024 - Wolves' DoW on NATO and IRON: Wolves of War
02 November 2024 - FAN's DoW on VE: Let's Dance
08 November 2024 - KoRT's DoW on CCC: A Call From the East
18 November 2024 - Argent's DoW on MHA: Towel Bonfire
20 November 2024 - DoD's DoW on NATO and NG: Need a light?
20 November 2024 - Avalanche's DoW on DS and PGS: a storm is coming
20 November 2024 - DBDC's DoW on Avalanche: Again?
02 December 2024 - DT's DoW on NoR: Lost in Transit
23 December 2024 - DT's DoW on FAN: Mind if we cut in?
17 January 2025 - NG's RoH of ODN: ODN has hit Non Grata

Conclusion[]

08 February 2025 NoR admits defeat to the combined forces of DS, DT, LSF, MU, and PGS; White Peace for All Other Parties: Averting a Valentine's Day Massacre

Useful Links[]

The 19th War of Argent Relevancy stats
Autumn 2024 War Naming Thread
The Beauty of War Statistics
Graphs of the war, made by Lollerobot: https://public.flourish.studio/story/2479814/
Peace Terms: Averting A Valentine's Day Massacre
Global War 17 Naming Poll

MrTadpole:NEWS[]

Final War Statistics[]

Note: Ongoing war satistics can be found under the Useful Links heading, primarily under "The Beauty of War Statistics"

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