Lucky Star Accords

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The Lucky Star Accords

Signatories

The Lucky Star Accords is a bloc founded on April Fools' Day between the SOS Brigade, Regnum Invictorum, the Jamahiriya, and the New Pacific Order.

The Lucky Star Accords[]

The Entrance Ceremony Pledge[]

We, the undersigned alliances do pledge to be vaguely three centimetres away from each other at all times and uphold this most sailor suit-themed document, at least until we change into our summer uniforms again next semester.

Article One - The Sky Falls With Love[]

Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa and Miyuki have been friends ever since they started high school and will be friends until they finish high school. While Konata and Kagami may get into fights every so often, Tsukasa might envy her big sister a bit too much and Miyuki might be a bit too knowledgeable and well-endowed at times, they all recognize that they need each other, or there simply wouldn't be a show.

Article Two - You Are Shock![]

If one of us is getting picked on, the other girls won't stand for it.

Article Three - Let's Get Cherry Pie[]

If someone needs to be shown the power of sailor suits, all of the girls will join together into a great cheerleading troupe and show the world how it's done.

Article Four - It's Only Monday, What To Do?[]

If it's only Monday and we're already feeling depressed, we can do something to liven things up a bit, but we have to talk to each other first so nobody's caught wearing the wrong clothes to school.