|Official Language(s)||Czech, English|
(4,048 days old)
|Government Type||Revolutionary Government|
Democratic Alliance of Wise Nations
|Statistics as of 10/22/2009|
|4,000 (5,465) soldiers|
|Nation Rank||11 of 11 alliance nations. #13,060 of 5,242|
|Native Resources||Lead, Rubber|
Nation Information Edit
Linden Oak is a growing, developing, and maturing nation at 49 days old with citizens primarily of Caucasian ethnicity who follow no religion. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation'. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Linden Oak work diligently to produce Rubber and Lead as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. Linden Oak is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power plants but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. Plans are on the way within Linden Oak to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. Linden Oak allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It welcomes all new immigrants with open borders. Linden Oak believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives whatever is necessary to help others out in times of crisis, even if it means hurting its own economy. Linden Oak will not make deals with another country that has a history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
The nation is named for one of the largest white oak trees in North America, and the capital is named for one of the largest oak trees in Europe. Linden Oak is ruled by a council of squirrels with poor spelling (a reflection of the nation's low literacy rate), and they're married.
Most citizens are illiterate, as the owls left long ago when barns were no longer built. The remaining owls do not possess mortarboards, and thus make terrible teachers.
The economy is currently based on the Dollar. At one point acorns were used for trade; however, the citizens kept eating the money.
The military of Linden Oak is comprised of several divisions of ground squirrels, supported by a few wings of Pteromyini, and amphibious attack squirrels for beach assaults.
Scholars and scientists are currently attempting to construct nuclear power generation plants. The local fish do not have three eyes.
The citizens of Linden Oak are surprisingly clean, and reported cases of rabies have plummeted since a massive PR campaign began several years ago to convice the world that squirrels are OK people and as deserving of trail mix as anyone else.