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"Slay them all let them come."
(5,499 days old)
|Alliance||Grand Global Alliance|
|Statistics as of February 12, 2008|
|Total population||94,926 Supporters|
|64,926 Working Citizens civilians|
|30,000 (67,068) Soldiers soldiers|
|Nation Rank||1,909 of 5,242 (36.42%)|
GwarVille is a medium sized, well developed, and aging nation at 502 days old with citizens primarily of Armenian ethnicity whose religion is Sikhism. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of GwarVille work diligently to produce Lumber and Wheat as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. When it comes to nuclear weapons GwarVille will not research or develop nuclear weapons. The military of GwarVille has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. GwarVille allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. GwarVille believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. GwarVille will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
The nation of GwarVille was founded on an unfortunate event. A group of the Scumdogs of the Universe, GWAR, was dispatched to annihilate planet Earth. On the way to their destination, the ship carrying GWAR ran out of fuel (Cocaine) and crashed somewhere in Antarctica. After fending of several attacking waves of rabid penguins, Oderus, the leader of GWAR, founded GwarVille, using nothing but snow, ice, and penguin remains. After a while, Oderus got bored slaughtering penguins, so he took his most faithful soldiers and attacked the United States of America. Oderus Urungus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Jizmak Da Gusha, Beefcake the Mighty, and Flattus Maximus marched through the US and finally stopped at Richmond, Virginia, when they met Sleazy P. Martini. Martini was able to withstand GWAR's attack, and retorted by giving them instruments. GWAR was able to master the instruments within minutes of laying hands on them and, with Sleazy P as their manager, began writing music and touring across the world. After one live concert and seventeen felonies later, GWAR returned to GwarVille to hand over control of the nation to Ragnarok, the only human being, in GWAR's eyes, with the aptitude to rule such a nation.