"The fine land"
|Official Language(s)||Goonish, Armenian, and English|
(3,816 days old)
Relation to the Goons AllianceEdit
The name of nation Goonland has no relation to the Goons Alliance.
From Humble BeginningsEdit
The nation of Goonland (Goonish name: Yemokraetike Roypublik Joomlat) started off as a small region in northern Canada controlled by the Czech as a part of the Canadian - Czech Conflict. Soon after, most of the Canadian population that lived in the region had emigrated while at the same time, many Czech had immigrated.
The New Immigrants settled in, but over time many Goons formed Goonangs, better known as "Goonland Gangs".
The goons were unhappy with the laws that the Czech government had placed on the region. The goons planned a revolution, and the masses followed. It was quite a violent revolution, that many of the goons themselves were caught in their own fire. After the "goonolution" as it was named, the goons did however change their goon ways, and settled down to create a peaceful self governed country, thus the nation of Goonland was Formed.
Democratic Republic Of GoonlandEdit
After large changes in recent wars around 2010, the Goonland goverment succumbed to rioting amongst it's citizens, and the republic was changed once again in a revolution—this time peaceful. The Country is now properly known as the "Democratic Republic of Goonland".
January 1 - New Years Day
February 14 - Republic Day
June 1 - Soldiers Remembrance Day
June 28 - Day of the Goonolution
July 6 - Jan Hus Day
October 14 - Festival of the Fall
December 25 - Christmas
Goonland provides the leading edge in technology compared to many other countries. For it's size, it's often considered a well advanced nation by many, providing things, such as Radiation Cleanup, Automobiles, Asphalt, Universities, Hospitals and more.
Citizens of goonland often enjoy orchestral concerts, relaxing by the coastline, or an evening at the town square, local stores, and restaurants. Mostly a mixture of western music, and folk goonish music are popular amongst the citizens.
The landscape of the country is mostly comprised of hills, mountains and valleys in between, with large coniferous and deciduous forests. Seasons tend to be more mild, with an average 30 degrees Celsius in the summer time and an average of -8 degrees Celsius during the winter time. It is a nation in the northern hemisphere.
Other Notable MentionsEdit
When of old enough age, young men are drafted into the military for a 4 year term, if they are physically capable. Soldiers may then continue with another 4 year term in the general army, or those who are exceptionally skilled will be recruited to join the "Black Horses", an elite combat unit of Goonland.