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HISTORY: the small hamlet of Gold Star started out easy enough the villagers lives were easy as gold and wine flowed from non-descript places, making it very easy to have a stable economy but for some reason the villagers never really relized there potential as they were usually attending wine keggers day in and day out. this continued for many months and slowly as the livers gave out on some of the older citizens they realized the potential for trade and Gold Star flourished. every once in awhile the ground would shake for a great many days and bombs and green glowing radiation would cover the ground of Gold Star. this wasn't something that troubled the growing residents of Gold star mostly because it was still good practice to have at least three glasses of wine before noon, and at least another five before bed and it was very hard to be concerned about anything else but were the floor went and how to find it again so you could find the door to the bathroom. after some outrageous keggers one night the citizens of gold star awoke to find that some unwanted party guests. these unwanted party guest stopped by several times in the next couple months known throughout Gold Star as the "dry times" where they would shoot many party guests and destroy the house were the house parties were and generally did some very uncool things. it was soon afterward that the citizens of Gold Star decided it was time get some friends who also enjoyed wine. From there Gold Star went on a wild ride going from the republic, to Atlantis, inertia, holy order, and finally SNAFU. for most of this time Gold star realized what prime party time it was and was much to drunk to talk coherently to there alliance mates, but still managed to get in several bar fights whenever a rival tried to pickup on another alliance mates chick. somewhere along the line Gold Star became extremely influential amongst some neighboring cities and we left to go drinking one night and never came back. It became common practice to draw very full mustaches on the faces of Gold Starian people when they passed out from vigorous drinking, thus leading to the false pretense that Gold Starians were gifted with money. thus led to financial recession of many of the neighboring countries and the led to a slip in production of our fabled wine. The rest is history, from there many Gold Starians relized they could do a great many things except for drinking and have begun an industrial revolution in Gold Star. including the ability to transmute grapes into potatoes and distill potatoes into Vodka a growing favorite amongst the working class.

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