The Song Remains The Same was a story posted on The Tattler on March 31, 2009 by Electron Sponge. It was later announced to be a prank by The Phoenix Federation on Vox Populi. The story was later removed from the Tattler.
LOL, Slayer[]
This one speaks for itself. Since my last update was heavy on the :words:, this one will be heavy on the screenshots. So without further ado - ladies and gentlemen, I give you Slayer99, hero of The Phoenix Federation.
Above, you see Slayer showing his undying loyalty to TPF by declaring that if TPF as an alliance decided to take a path separate from NPO’s he’d fight to ZI… against TPF.
Here Slayer’s Number One Guy™ OneBallMan hotly opposes the idea that there was some sort of peace deal made to guarantee TPF a relatively painless exit from the Unjust War. We here at the Ministry of Peace know differently, however, as the writer of this piece is the one Slayer99 approached for this easy way out and the one who quickly obliged him.
How very ES of you indeed. Take it as a compliment, mhawk. He thinks you’re handsome and likely has a man-crush on you just like he does on me.
A voice of reason? In my TPF?
Don’t go killing Slayer’s fun. Go kill other peoples’ instead.
Oh man. Get to the choppa. This is going to get ugly.
“If you continue down this path, I don’t think I can sit back and watch you abandon our closest allies. I can’t really coup you….you’re right….I don’t have the time to put in the effort required to do so. You’ve pissed away our history and I can’t see remaining in a TPF that doesn’t respect our history with closest ally. I’m rather disheartened that you’d so blatantly disregard our history…I’m not sure what I’ll do.”
Go back and read the first screenshot again, and then proceed to the next one.
