Drunken Russia
Capital Ye Ole Bar
Formation 7/20/2006
Alliance Affiliation R.O.C.K.
Nation Team Yellow
Official Languages Russian, English
Majority Ethnic Group Russian
Government Monarchy
Founder Smooth Pancakes VI
(Current) Head of State Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power
Official Religion Mixed
Currency Ruble
Motto "If you're not sure it'll work, drink some vodka and try again."
National Flag R.O.C.K. Flag of Peace
War Flag R.O.C.K. Flag of War
National Animal Cobra
National Fish Rainbow Trout
Statistics as of 07/07/2009
Infrastructure State Secret
Technology State Secret
Literacy Rate 100.00%
Tax Rate 30%
Tot. Area 5,930.228 mile diameter.
Environment 5 Stars
National Strength 61,350.432
Defcon Status 5
Threat Level Low
Nation Rank Ranked #1,349 of 27,001 Nations
Tot. Population 112,900 Supporters
Soldiers 18,750 Soldiers
Number of Soldiers Lost 448,409 Attacking + 432,885 Defending = 881,294 Casualties
Tanks 0 Tanks
Aircraft 95 aircraft
Cruise Missiles 0 Cruise Missiles
Naval Vessels 65 Naval Vessels
Nukes 25 nuclear weapons
Natl. Resources Coal Silver
Connected Resources Coal Fish Furs Gems Gold Iron Lead Lumber Oil Silver Uranium Wine
Bonus Resources Steel Jewelry Microchips Affluent Scholar
Improvements Banks: 5, Barracks: 5, Border Walls: 5, Churches: 5, Clinics: 5, Drydocks: 5, Factories: 5, Foreign Ministries: 1, Harbors: 1, Hospitals: 1, Intelligence Agencies: 5, Labor Camps: 5, Missile Defenses: 5, Naval Academies: 2, Naval Construction Yards: 3, Police Headquarters: 5, Satellites: 5, Schools: 5, Shipyards: 5, Stadiums: 5, Universities: 2.
National Wonders Agriculture Development Program, Anti-Air Defense Network, Central Intelligence Agency, Disaster Relief Agency, Federal Aid Commission, Foreign Airforce Base, Great Monument, Great Temple, Great University, Hidden Nuclear Missile Silo, Internet, Interstate System, Manhattan Project, Mining Industry Consortium, Movie Industry, National Research Lab, National War Memorial, Pentagon, Social Security System, Space Program, Stock Market, Strategic Defense Initiative, Weapons Research Complex.

Drunken Russia


“R.O.C.K. Coat of Arms”

“R.O.C.K. Flag of Peace”

"R.O.C.K. Flag of War"

Official International Nation InformationEdit

Drunken Russia is a medium sized, well developed, and aging nation at 517 days old with citizens primarily of Russian ethnicity whose religion is Norse.

Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation.

Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result.

The citizens of Drunken Russia work diligently to produce Coal and Silver as tradable resources for their nation.

The government has no definite position on foreign affairs at this time. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people.

Plans are on the way within Drunken Russia to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use.

Drunken Russia allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers.

It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first.

Drunken Russia believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizens right to speak freely about their government.

The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first.

Drunken Russia will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.

Alliance MembershipEdit

The BeginningEdit

Drunken Russia, after being founded by Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power as described in "The History of Drunken Russia", was still but a small nation, that alone and by itself, would be easy game for those looking to plunder it's treasures.

The Department of Diplomacy & Foreign Trade immediately started searching for an alliance (a group of nation upon whom Drunken Russia could depend on for aid and backing in times of need). After making a notice to the rest of the world about the nation's interest to join an alliance, Drunken Russia received many offers from prominent alliances, including from: Legion, GATO, GPA, NPO, IRON, GGA, and NAAC.

After reviewing the offers and the alliances themselves, Drunken Russia agreed to join the alliance of The Legion and take up arms in any wars The Legion may enter in return for the aid and protection offered to Drunken Russia.

The LegionEdit

So began the age of Drunken Russia as a member of The Legion alliance. As Drunken Russia had just been founded, it was unbeknownst to the leaders that the The Great War had just been started days before, dragging much of the world into conflict.

Originally being fought as the CoaLUEtion vs. the NPO and NpO, The Legion had remained neutral throughout the war as it had not concerned them. However, extremely soon after Drunken Russia joined The Legion and become into the 'know' of The Great War news, it was soon uncovered by The Legion that that night, NPpO was secretly planning to attack The Legion without any warning and drag them into war. Well, with the discovery of these plans, Legion declared war on NPpO (separate from the CoaLUEtion), and The Legion was at war.

Drunken Russia quickly mobilized it's military to prepare for war against the NPpO alliances. Once being given targets, Drunken Russia launched it's troops and tanks at two nearby NPpO nations, gaining numerous victories and few defeats from the many battles between them. However, just as soon as the call to arms and declaration of war had been announced, a ceasefire and standdown of arms was called as in just a few days, NPpo and Legion had worked out a peace deal and ended The Legion's role in the war.

A week later, Drunken Russia's stint of two weeks and counting as a member of The Legion alliance was abruptly ended as Drunken Russia was expelled from The Legion alliance for suspected ties to a recently created and secret alliance, Utopian Illuminati, a suspected spying alliance, with all of its members found to be members in other alliances and using those statuses to steal secrets and information from each alliance.

Note: More on the Utopian Illuminati and Drunken Russia's involvement is detailed in "The History of Drunken Russia".

Searching For A New HomeEdit

Drunken Russia, now larger, but without an alliance, was once again on the search for an alliance to call home and gain aid and protection from. Drunken Russia was surprised to be contacted within hours by a message from a recent alliance, The Republic of Canceled Kombat (ROCK), extending an ivitation to join them.

Republic of Canceled Kombat (R.O.C.K.)Edit

Drunken Russia was estatic at this extension of membership and promptly jumped on it and joined the R.O.C.K. alliance. While being under membership for a decent amount of time without its past attached, a senior member soon brought up its name and past.

Drunken Russia would have liked to say it wasn't involved in those events, however, with The Legion still threatening to launch attacks, along with numerous other alliance, the Diplomacy of Drunken Russia was being called to the front first.

As Drunken Russia was now an official member of R.O.C.K., which could have brought R.O.C.K. under attack for "harboring a spy", Drunken Russia said to not defend it and it would face The Legion alone in war if peace could not be worked out.

Drunken Russia, through numerous days and hours of conversing and negotiating, avoided war and gained clemency from The Legion, and numerous other alliances, and was cleared of any attacks.

After a month as a regular member of the alliance, Drunken Russia was promoted to the elite membership of Royal 9 in the R.O.C.K. alliance and awarded the R.O.C.K. Honor of Peace for using and promoting peace to successfully end a hostile situation in which war may have been used.

Drunken Russia, and leader Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power has since been a loyal, faithful, and proud member of the R.O.C.K. alliance and has no plans to leave R.O.C.K. anytime in the near or distant future.

Merger/Marriage With GOLDEdit

Towards the end of March, despite repeated denials of the rumors of GOLD being in talks with R.O.C.K. for a merger, those rumors soon became true as the R.O.C.K. leadership voted to officially merge with GOLD and disband the alliance.

Soon after this merger, the citizens of Drunken Russia experienced a recess in their economy and loss of resources as trade deals with other nations fell through, causing thousands of residents to leave and move elsewhere. It also brought the economy to a staggering halt, which has yet to fully recover.

For much of the following months after the merger, while the Drunken Russia economy limped along, Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power went on a 3 month long trip to create deals with other nations for trade and bring in new resources to replace those lost.

The RebirthEdit

Upon returning home to Drunken Russia, Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power become astonished to see a message awaiting him. A message had been sent from an old friend had been sent inquiring about a possible revival of R.O.C.K. Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power quickly jumped on the response and answered back, learning that many of R.O.C.K.'s old nations missed the alliance and had decided to restart it.

Drunken Russia then went through the process of resigning membership from GOLD and enabling their return to the long missed R.O.C.K. alliance.

Upon official return to R.O.C.K., Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power officially resumed his former positiom of 'Head of Foreign Affairs' and his title of Royal 9.

Drunken Russia, and leader Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power has high hopes of R.O.C.K. remaining an alliance for a long time once again and returning to its former level before the merger, and eventually surpassing it.


Official Name: Drunken Russia
Location: 41.2965, -84.3582
Centered on NW Ohio
Area of influence: 2,460.220 sq. miles
Bordering Cyber Nations:
  • Unknown
Terrain: The nation of Drunken Russia includes numerous rivers and other areas of terrain. Numerous rivers flow through Drunken Russia, notably the Maumee, Auglaize, Miami, and Ohio Rivers.

Drunken Russia also extends into parts of the Appalachian Mountain Range. To the north are the rolling hills, farmlands, and countryside.

To the south of Drunken Russia, the land becomes more mountainous, with farmland, hills, and plains mixed in. Although not part of the government's sphere of influence, the land claimed by the various Indian tribes in the region throughout history is claimed by the People as the Sacred Lands of the Drunken Indians.
Climate Lying in the humid continental zone, Drunken Russia has a generally temperate climate. Winters are and summers mild in the eastern highlands.
'Natural hazards' Various mountain ranges, weather, and possibility of passes and roads becoming impassable and airports shut down.
Environmental Issues
  • Inadequate supplies of food if weather does not cooperate for farming
  • Occasional Droughts
  • Spring and Summer tornado watches on throughout most of region
  • Occasional severe thunderstorms, sometimes with large hail, heavy downpours, and extremely high winds.
  • Year round possibility of river flooding
  • Winter blizzards
  • High sustained winds
  • Quick changing weather

Natural Resources Edit

Land Use: tourism, agriculture, timber, hunting & fishing, mining
Arable Land: arable land: 19.9% (est.)
permanent crops: 51.5% (est.)
Major Crops: Corn, Soybeans, Soft Red Winter Wheat, Hay, Oat
Livestock: Cattle, Milk Cow, Hog, Sheep
Game: Large Game: Whitetail Deer,
Small Game: Rabbit, Hare, Squirrel
Fish (Bass, Crappie, Catfish, Walleye, Pike, Muskie, Panfish),
Birds (Turkey, Duck, Goose, Pheasant, Dove, Quail, Grouse)
Minerals: Aluminum, Beryllium, Cement, Common clay,
Crushed stone, Dimension limestone, Dimension sandstone,
Dimension stone, Ferroalloys, Fire clay, Gypsum,
Synthetic gypsum, Industrial sand, Lime, Manganese dioxide,
Peat, Perlite, Sulfur (oil), Salt,
Construction sand and gravel, Silicon metal,
Steel, Titanium metal, Vermiculite
Timber Walnut, White Oak, Red Oak, Cherry, Hard Maple,
Soft Maple, Ash, Yellow Poplar, Basswood,
Hickory, Pine, Other

Economy Edit


The economy of Drunken Russia can be described as Socialist. It is the philosophy of the Drunken Russian citizens that the primary purpose of government is the social welfare of ‘’all’‘ of its citizens, then the social welfare of outside citizens and nations in need, and then government spending.

Much of the government is concerned with the cultivation and distribution of food, water, health and medicine, housing, and education. This is where all of the trading of Drunken Roubles go. Private enterprise, contrary to the U.N. reports is not discouraged, but works primarily on a barter system. While it is not illegal for citizens to privately own land, it is common occurrence for the government to provide housing side-by-side with privately constructed houses.

Human Development Index (HDI): 0.948 (8th in the World)
  • Income Tax: ~30%
  • Tech: First Rate

People and Population Edit


  • Population: 65,108
  • Capital: Ye Ole Bar
  • Ruler: Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power
  • Age Structure: 40% 65+ years old,
15% 40-65 years old,
15% 20-40 years old,
30% <1-20 years old
  • Population Growth Rate: 132 per day
  • Gender Ratio: 2:1 (Female:Males)
  • Infant Mortality Rate: 4%
  • Life Expectancy: 91
  • Ethnic Groups: Russian, German, Scottish, English, Polish
  • Religions: Judaism, Roman Catholic, Baptist, Morman, other Christian, Methodist
  • Languages: Official Languages: Russian, English. Others: Respective Native languages
  • Literacy: 100.00%


The People of Drunken Russia are primarily focusing on establishing diplomatic embassies and relationships with other alliance and nations.

Diplomacy is the first act of Drunken Russia in times of war. Whether pre-emptively attacked or the existence of the threat of attack, Drunken Russia uses it's diplomatic power to solve any situations well before the thought of using military as a response is brought to the table.

Diplomacy also leads actively in the general Drunken Russia population. A law passed in September 2006, stated that any disputes between citizens must first to attempted to be solved through diplomatic means before any fighting or violence is permitted to occur.

If attempts at diplomacy fail, the person who initiates the fight or violence is arrested and faces prison time from anywhere from 3–5 years.

If a fight or violence breaks out between two parties, and it was determined that neither party attempted to solve their dispute by means of diplomacy, both parties are charged with "Failure to Attempt Democracy" and receive an automatic prison term of 1 year with the possibility of 5–10 years added on top of the 1 year.


Drunken Russia's communications network is one of the most advanced in the world. A number of recent products and discoveries in the communications world has come from Drunken Russia.


Drunken Russia uses high-speed cable internet (.dr) throughout the entire nation. Drunken Russia is also one of only a few nations in the world to have Wifi access from any point, high or low, throughout the entire nation.

Computer and Internet ports leading to outside the nation are kept closed for national security reasons to defend against any terrorist attacks by internet or against any viruses or worms, as well as attempts to enter the nation's internet mainframe by hackers.

Any nations wishing to conduct business through the internet must contact nation officials via mail or phone to request a port be opened up to them and the reason for their request.


Every home has 2 or more televisions in them, with the main service in the nation being digital cable at one of the lowest prices in the region. DRNN (Drunken Russia News Network) is the main news station in Drunken Russia and operates with continuous service 24 hours a day.


All homes have phones and phone lines connected to them, as well as every family member having a cell phone.

To combat the problem early on in nation history of phone lines being knocked down and phone service being disrupted by severe weather in both the summer and winter, all ground phone lines are buried in the ground, using fiber optic cables, to avoid any disruption in service.

EDIT: they also have the latest phones and technology available to make the phone service in that nation the best it can be


All cars come installed with basic AM/FM radio, and two versions of Satellite radio. Cars also come installed with EM (Emergency Management) radios, to alert the public of any emergencies that may arise from day to day, whether by weather, hazardous material spills, evacuations, or other emergencies.

All homes can be installed with the home versions of AM/FM/EM/Satellite radios if the owner so wishes to have them installed during construction of the home.

Mail/Air MailEdit

Drunken Russia has their own mail service, the DR Post, to deliver mail to all citizens in the nation. Drunken Russia also uses DR Air, a company similar to UPS Air or Fedex Air, to fly and ship mail or packages anywhere in the world inside of 24 hours.


The DR News is the nation premier newspaper, which puts out publications as up to date as 10AM EST that day 360 days a year. The DR News website is kept as up to date continuously as possible and is a popular method by citizens of keeping up to date on the news while at work or away from a TV or radio.


Government Type: Monarchy

Senate: Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power served as a Yellow Team Counslus senator for a brief period of time in November.

Drunken Russia Cabinet Edit

Cabinet Office Official
Agriculture Wayland Lavrenty
Livestock & Game Raymund Jason
Water Giles Augustine
Natural Resources Arkadi Spiridon
Government & Social Administration Georgy Vlasi
Military & Security Vitali Yemelyan
Education & Technology Mefodiy Miroslav
Health Aristarkh Vladimir
Housing & Development Stas Borislav
Diplomacy & Foreign Trade Leonty Nika
Manufacturing, Labor, Economy Coby Russel
Arts, Entertainment, & Communications Marshall Maynard
Religion & Spiritual Counsel Alvar Langdon


The military, while on a purely voluntary base, is run by the government and any funding received will come from government funding. While never anticipated to be used, there is an article in the nation's amendment allowing the leader to declare a national draft and force any male between the ages of 18 and 40, in fit physical shape, to enlist into the military and train for war.

The Drunken Russia military is made up of numerous branches. Those branches include: Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines, Special Forces, National Guard, Coast Guard, and Merchant Marines.

Drunken Russia MilitaryEdit

The Drunken Russia Military page gives a broken down listing of all branches of the Drunken Russia Military and the groups that operate in each branch. It also lists every class in use in the Drunken Russia Naval fleet.


Highway TransportationEdit

Roadways: TBD km

Railway TransportationEdit

Railways: Railways have been built to transport resources and materials throughout the nation.

There are also railways that passenger trains only travel on, allowing for transportation throughout the nation if not wished to be done by road or air.

In every city, there is a metro rail and subways throughout the entire city allowing for easy rail transportation.

Air TransportationEdit

Airports - with paved runways: 9 (3 major)
Airports - with unpaved runways: 3
Heliports: 4


Pipelines: There are pipelines connecting every building to a sewer system in every city. In the country, there are pipelines leading from every building inside plots of 1 sq. mi. which lead to a large containment building, where the waste is then shipped to the nearest city to be including in the sewer waste management.

Navigable Waterways Edit

Waterways: Ohio River (km TBD), Maumee River (km TBD), Auglaize River (km TBD)

Policy and AimsEdit

Drunken Russia's primary focus is on continuing to build on a thriving economy and to continue, as well as build new, foreign relations with nations all around the globe.

The History Of Drunken RussiaEdit

  • The following is an excerpt from "The History of Drunken Russia".

This section is under construction.

The History Of Drunken Russia is being worked on.

A fire in the Drunken Russia Records building destroyed all records between late September, 2006 and late January, 2007 and so the recovered documents and documents held and saved elsewhere are being collected currently to rebuild the missing documents.


  • 7/20/2006 2:58:41 PM: The nation of Drunken Russia is founded by Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power.
  • 7/21/2006: Drunken Russia joins The Legion.
  • 7/24/2006: Drunken Russia initiates battles against various NPO and NpO nations as The Legion enters the The Great War.
  • 7/26/2006: The Legion and NPO sign a ceasefire and soon after declare peace, ending The Legion's presence in the The Great War.
  • Approx. 8/07/2006: Drunken Russia is expelled from The Legion for suspected ties to the recently created spying alliance Utopian Illuminati.
  • 8/11/2006: Drunken Russia joins the ROCK alliance.
  • 8/15/2006: Drunken Russia diplomatically gains peace and full clemency from all alliances for suspected ties with Utopian Illuminati.
  • Approx. 9/15/2006: Drunken Russia leader Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power is promoted from R.O.C.K. Member to Royal 9 and co-alliance leader in R.O.C.K.
  • 4/01/2007: R.O.C.K. merges with GOLD. Drunken Russia in turn applies and becomes an official member of GOLD.
  • 7/20/2007: Former R.O.C.K. members contact Drunken Russia about restarting R.O.C.K. alliance.
  • 8/13/2007: Drunken Russia resigns from GOLD.
  • 8/13/2007: Drunken Russia joins newly recreated R.O.C.K.
  • 10/02/2007: Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power becomes the unofficial top Royal 9 and leader of R.O.C.K. after the resignation of AnthonyK, the "King" of R.O.C.K.
  • 5/10/2008-5/13/2008: Drunken Russia enters and fights a dual wargame with fellow alliance member nation, ASROCK.
  • 5/13/2008: Drunken Russia declares victory in its wargames with ASROCK after granting ASROCK's request for white peace.
  • 6/6/2008: Max "Smooth Pancakes" Powers successfully negotiates an upgrade from R.O.C.K.'s PIAT with Ragnarok to a MDoAP with their long time friends and allies, R.O.C.K.'s first MDP or higher treaty in its history.
  • 6/25/2008: Drunken Russia resigns from R.O.C.K.
  • 6/28/2008: Drunken Russia rescinds resignation from R.O.C.K.
  • 1/29/2009: Drunken Russia successfully negotiates a PIAT between R.O.C.K. and Avalanche.
  • 7/2/2009: Drunken Russia resigns as R.O.C.K.'s Royal of Foreign Affairs.
  • 7/2/2009: Drunken Russia is appointed as R.O.C.K.'s Royal of Defense.

Note: The Events section is incomplete as all records between late September 2006 and late January 2007 were destroyed in a fire in the Drunken Russia Records building.

See alsoEdit

  • Legion: Drunken Russia is a former member-nation of The Legion.
  • Utopian Illuminati: Drunken Russia was early on in its existence suspected of having ties with the secret spying alliance Utopian Illuminati.
  • GOLD: Became a member of the GOLD alliance after R.O.C.K. and GOLD merged on April 1, 2007. Drunken Russia resigned from GOLD on August 13, 2007 upon the revival of R.O.C.K. by former leaders.
  • Royal Order of Confederate Kingdoms: Drunken Russia is currently a proud member-nation of the Royal Order of Confederate Kingdoms. Drunken Russia leader, Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power is currently serving as a Royal 9 member and is a leader of the Royal Order of Confederate Kingdoms alliance. Max "Smooth Pancakes" Power also holds the position of Head of Foreign Affairs in the alliance.

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