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Decrascopula
Decrascopula flag
Official Flag of Decrascopula
Motto
"Your mom might be ugly"
Capital City Mosestown
Official Language(s) The Language of Golbulator
Alliance Cngoonsflag
Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism
AllianceStatsIcon rankingsWorldIcon warIcon aidIcon spy
Nation Team Black team Black
Religion Voodoo Voodoo
Currency Currency Dong Dong
Native Resources Cattle Wheat

Decrascopula is a proud nation of traditionalists who model their society after that of what they believe to be their ancestors from the moon of Decrascopula in orbit of planet Golbulator. It currently resides mostly in the heart of Africa, though there are pieces of Decrascopulan territory all over the world from land conquered in battle.

His Majesty
Baron Dr. Z. Beefstupid
E.D.

President/Emperor Elect of Decrascopula
Political party The Decrascopulan Worker's Party of Decrascopula
Royal House Castle Mount Bat Cave
Spouse Her Royal Highness, The Baroness Lady Countess Natasha Sue VanHalfnaked
Children Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, Ludwig, Vito, Sonny, Michael, Fredo, Donkey, Diddy, Cranky, Dixie, Kiddy, Candy, Funky, Swanky, Lanky, Tiny, Chunky, Thurston, Eunice, Ginger, Mary Ann, Skipper, and the Professor
Residence The highest, most volatile volcano on the giant mechanical death orb in orbit around planet Peehole
Alma mater (Self-Taught)
Profession Doctor
Religion Jewish Voodoo

GeographyEdit

Decrascopula's climate is extremely warm, so much so that the inhabitants have been stereotyped as exceptionally sweaty people. The arid climate is further exacerbated by the close proximity that Decrascopulans keep to each other and many of their neighbours, other GOONS nations who occupy the same area of Africa, all clumped together in a strangely Freudian cluster.

Geographical HistoryEdit

Originally, Decrascopula was in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It moved.

Geographical ConcernsEdit

Every single city in Decrascopula is on a fault line. Decrascopulans all have a general unease about their safety, though the number of actual Earthquakes and volcanic eruptions that actually cause fatalities are somewhat uncommon.

GovernmentEdit

Dr. Beefstupid, ruler supreme of Decrascopula has been elected by his people in every single election ever since the nation's birth. These elections happen every 20 days or less (The Decrascopulan government changes between Capitalist and Democratic fairly frequently, and occasionally has routs of all-out anarchy).

Geopolitical DemographicsEdit

ReligionEdit

Most deviants from the state-sponsored religion of voodoo are given the same rights as rational citizens but suffer intense social stigma. My aunt knows this Hindu guy and oh man like they throw stuff at him and call him racially insensitive names like "stupid Mexican" even though he's Japanese, 'cause I dunno, that's just what they call him. It's like a nickname or something. And one time I totally saw them yell at a Buddhist to get out when they were trying to watch the game.

EthnicityEdit

The majority of Decrascopulan citizens are of Jewish heritage, though there are a stubborn number of Japanese, French, Amerindian, Chinese, Celtic, and Caucasian citizens who have not really gotten the message that they are no longer the dominant race.

Decrascopula ethnicity chart

Cities in DecrascopulaEdit

Decrascopulan Cities by Percentage of PopulationEdit
Name of City or Township
Mosestown ~31%
Centropolis ~16%
Otherport ~4%
Ducktown ~2%
Quacktown ~2%
Duckyville ~2%
Duck City ~2%
Gooseville ~2%
Duck ~2%
Ghost Town ~1%
Fort Wolfman ~1%
Frankensteinvilletown ~1%
Draculopolis ~1%
Mummyville ~1%
Nilbog ~1%
Trolltopia ~1%
Draconia ~1%
Vamperia ~1%
Zombo ~1%
Giant Spider City ~1%
West Frankensteinvilletown ~1%
Krakentown ~1%
Poltergeiston ~1%
Port Ogre ~1%
Succubuston ~1%
Beaster ~1%
Evil Tree ~1%
Incubuston ~1%
Witchmond ~1%
Myerson ~0.5%
Kruegerton ~0.5%
Vorhees ~0.5%
Pinhead ~0.5%
Team Edward ~0.3%
(Other Cities) ~14.7%
Decrascopulan Cities by Political LeaningEdit

A staggering majority of Decrascopulans favour the Decrascopulan Worker's Party of Decrascopula vs. the not-nearly-as-awesome Liberal Party of Decrascopula, Decrascopulan Conservative Party, and Neo-Communist Party

(This table is ordered by cities that most support the current government)

Name of City or Township DWPD LPD DCP NCP
Mosestown 99.8% 0.1% 0.1% 0%
Mummyville 99.1% 0.3% 0.5% 0.1%
Ducktown 99.1% 0.6% 0.1% 0.2%
Nilbog 99% 0.4% 0.4% 0.2%
Centropolis 98% 1% 1% 0%
Succubuston 98% 1% 1% 0%
Otherport 97% 1% 1% 1%
Port Ogre 97% 1% 1% 1%
Frankensteinvilletown 97% 1% 2% 0%
Duck 96% 1% 1% 2%
Gooseville 96% 1% 1% 2%
West Frankensteinvilletown 96% 1% 1% 2%
Beaster 96% 2% 1% 1%
Myerson 96% 1% 1% 2%
Duck City 95% 2% 1% 2%
Incubuston 95% 1% 1% 3%
Evil Tree 95% 1% 2% 2%
Duckyville 94% 1% 1% 4%
Vorhees 94% 1% 1% 4%
Krakentown 94% 1% 2% 3%
Giant Spider City 94% 1% 2% 3%
Fort Wolfman 94% 1% 1% 4%
Witchmond 93% 2% 1% 4%
Ghost Town 93% 1% 1% 5%
Draconia 93% 1% 1% 5%
Trolltopia 92% 1% 1% 6%
Kruegerton 92% 1% 1% 6%
Poltergeiston 92% 2% 2% 4%
Draculopolis 92% 1% 1% 6%
Pinhead 91% 1% 2% 6%
Zombo 91% 1% 1% 7%
Quacktown 90% 1% 1% 8%
Vamperia 89% 2% 1% 8%
Team Edward 81% 8% 7% 4%
(Other Cities) 90% 4.5% 4.5% 1%
Average 94.23% 1.37% 1.36% 3.04%

Numbers are averaged over all election results since Decrascopula's founding.

Decrascopulan Cities by Average Voter TurnoutEdit
Name of City or Township
Mosestown ~41%
Duck ~18%
Duck City ~17%
Gooseville ~16%
Otherport ~15%
Quacktown ~13%
Centropolis ~12%
Duckyville ~11%
Trolltopia ~8%
Port Ogre ~8%
Pinhead ~8%
Mummyville ~8%
Zombo ~7%
West Frankensteinvilletown ~7%
Kruegerton ~7%
Frankensteinvilletown ~7%
Beaster ~6%
Witchmond ~5%
Poltergeiston ~5%
Ghost Town ~5%
Vorhees ~4%
Team Edward ~4%
Nilbog ~4%
Incubuston ~4%
Draculopolis ~4%
Draconia ~4%
Vamperia ~3%
Succubuston ~3%
Myerson ~3%
Krakentown ~3%
Giant Spider City ~3%
Evil Tree ~3%
Fort Wolfman ~2%
Ducktown ~1%
(Other Cities) ~10%
Average ~7.97%

Foreign RelationsEdit

Embassy

The Amerocan Embassy.

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A cartooned image of Ambassador Earl vi Britannia.

Ameroca maintains an embassy in Decascopula. Nobody invited them, they just sort of showed up one day. Earl vi Britannia is the current ambassador. He is the smartest among all ambassador. He wants to diplomacy and deterrence the countries for better living. He has so many plans that will lead the countries into progress and wealth.

FolkloreEdit

Planet GolbulatorEdit

The Moon of DecrascopulaEdit

Decrascopulan Popular CultureEdit

LiteratureEdit

Graphic NovelsEdit

PoetryEdit

Lorem IpsumEdit

Lorem Ipsum is a piece of poetry conceived by the famed Decrascopulan poet Hansel Robotamus and is inspired by the popular filler text convention of the same name. The full poem reads as such:

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I Found A PennyEdit

I Found A Penny by Hercules J. Fatflaps is a children's poem created to teach young kids basic language and math skills. It is considered the nation's greatest educational poem.

I found a penny.
I did!
I did!

I found a penny.
I did!
I did!

I found a penny.
I did!
I did!

I now have one cent.

I found another penny.
I did!
I did!

I found another penny.
I did!
I did!

I found another penny.
I did!
I did!

I now have two cents.

I found a nickel.
I did!
I did!

I found a nickel.
I did!
I did!

I found a nickel.
I did!
I did!

I now have seven cents.

I found a dime.
I did!
I did!

I found a dime.
I did!
I did!

I found a dime.
I did!
I did!

I now have 17 cents.

I found another dime.
I did!
I did!

I found another dime.
I did!
I did!

I found another dime.
I did!
I did!

I now have 27 cents.

I found yet another dime.
I did!
I did!

I found yet another dime.
I did!
I did!

I found yet another dime.
I did!
I did!

I now have 37 cents.

I found a quarter.
I did!
I did!

I found a quarter.
I did!
I did!

I found a quarter.
I did!
I did!

I now have 62 cents.

I found a dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found a dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found a dollar.
I did!
I did!

I now have $1.62.

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I now have $2.62.

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I found another dollar.
I did!
I did!

I now have $3.62.

I found a five dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a five dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a five dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $8.62.

I found a ten dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a ten dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a ten dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $18.62.

I found a twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $38.62.

I found another twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another twenty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $58.62.

I found a fifty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a fifty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a fifty dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $108.62.

I found a hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found a hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $208.62.

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $308.62.

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I found another hundred dollar bill.
I did!
I did!

I now have $408.62.

I found a stack of ten hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I found a stack of ten hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I found a stack of ten hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I now have $1408.62.

I found a stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I found a stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I found a stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I now have $8908.62.

I lost my stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I lost my stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I lost my stack of seventy-five hundred dollar bills.
I did!
I did!

I now have $1408.62.

I found the stack again (It was totally in my room).
I did!
I did!

I found the stack again (It was totally in my room).
I did!
I did!

I found the stack again (It was totally in my room).
I did!
I did!

I now have $8908.62.

ControversyEdit

While the poem is considered an artistic masterpiece, many criticize its use of dollars as currency instead of the national currency of the Decrascopulan Dong.

Ode to a Small Goldfish I Procured From a Vendor in West FrankensteintownEdit

Ode to a Small Goldfish I Procured From a Vendor in West Frankensteintown is a poem by Hansel Rottenhead. It reads:

The goldfish; he swims
I bought him
I named him
His name is Junk

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