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Coffee
Coffeeflag

National Flag
Motto
"We Never Sleep"
Capital City Samover
Established 11/29/2009
(3,784 days old)
Government Type Revolutionary Revolutionary
Ruler Stilcho60x45
Stilcho
Alliance Cngoonsflag
Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism
AllianceStatsIcon rankingsWorldIcon warIcon aidIcon spy
Nation Team Black team Black
Statistics as of 09/09/2010
Total population 30,353
 20,534 civilians
 9,819 soldiers
Population Density 26.30
Literacy Rate 21.07%
Religion Taoism Taoism
Total casualties 30,041
 18,968 attacking
 11,073 defending
Casualty Rank 11,073 of 5,242 (211.24%)
Currency Currency Dong Dong
Nation Strength 10,749.797
Efficiency 37.85
Total Area 1,154.173 Earth icon
Native Resources Rubber Water

Coffee is a growing, developing, and somewhat silly nation with citizens of questionable ethnicity whose religion is Taoism... this week.

It is a cautious nation that harbors an irrational fear of technology and suspicious Dust Bunnies; also dogs, balloon animals, open closets and words that end in "z".

Coffee's citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The rulers of Coffee respond to questions relating to finance with a 37 page questionnaire so that they may properly understand the individual concern.

The citizens of Coffee work diligently to produce Water and Rubber and are always eager to trade these for green shoes. Eugene Goodapple of the Cappuccino Goodapples is credited with the creation of the first water factory.

It is not a nation for panty-waists and some say it has an itch for war; This is eczema. Coffee believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people and in keeping with the general mood of Coffee "More is Better".

Plans are on the way within Coffee to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of mixing LSD and Belladonna.

Coffee allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor...things and tranquilize lawbreakers when expedient. In Coffee, politics holds the same position as that of the theater or an orchestra. It is entertainment and is government sponsored and controlled.

Coffee has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Coffee believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government and the physical peculiarities of their neighbors.

The government gives foreign aid when it can, but it prefers to keep a firm grasp on its Dongs. The government of Coffee will trade with any country whose citizens wear pants, regardless of ethical or logical consequences.

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