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| CAPSLOCKIA | |||
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| Motto "AAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" | |||
| National Anthem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |||
| Capital City | RAGETOPIA | ||
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| Official Language(s) | AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | ||
| Established | 06/01/2008 (5,801 days old) | ||
| Government Type |  Communist
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| Ruler | ZERK1 | ||
| Alliance |  The Imperium of Man      
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| Nation Team |  Blue
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| Statistics as of 04/18/2009 | |||
| Total population | 55,295 | ||
| 40,295 civilians | |||
| 15,000 soldiers | |||
| Literacy Rate | 100.00% | ||
| Religion |  None
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| Currency |  Dong
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| Infrastructure | 3,620.00 | ||
| Technology | 500.36 | ||
| Nation Strength | 15,551.962 | ||
| Nation Rank | 9,431 of 5,242 (179.91%) | ||
| Total Area | 1,079.433 
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| Native Resources | MARBLE AND SUGAR | ||
| Connected Resources | ALUMINUM, CATTLE, FISH, LEAD, LUMBER, MARBLE, PIGS, SILVER, SPICES, SUGAR, AND WHEAT | ||
ALL CITIZENS OF CAPSLOCKIA ARE REQUIRED TO COMMUNICATE IN CAPSLOCK. ANY INFRINGEMENT OF THIS LAW WILL RESULT IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. ANY FOREIGN NATION WISHING TO BE FRIENDLY WITH CAPSLOCKIA MAY WANT TO COMMUNICATE IN CAPSLOCK AS WELL.
A NEW START[]
CAPSLOCKIA WAS FOUNDED ON JUNE 1, 2008 BY ZERK2, A DESCENDANT OF ZERK1 WHO RULED MANBEARPIG EMPIRE. CAPSLOCKIA IMMEDIATELY JOINEDCARPE DIEM, WHICH AIDED CAPSLOCKIA GREATLY. CAPSLOCKIA THRIVED IN TRADE AND TECH DEALS UNTIL WAR STARTED TO LOOM ON PLANET BOB.
WAR[]
CAPSLOCKIA WAS INVOLVED IN THE BLEU-CONTINUUM WAR ON THE SIDE OF BLEU. DAYS AFTER THE WAR HAD STARTED, CAPSLOCKIA FOUGHT FOR THE ALLIANCE OF CARPE DIEM AGAINST PYRAMID. FIVE MINUTES BEFORE UPDATE ON AUGUST 15, CAPSLOCKIA DECLARED WAR ON THE PYRAMID NATION OF MACLANDIA. CAPSLOCKIA AND LIBERTARIAN UNION, A FELLOW CARPE DIEM MEMBER, SENT MACLANDIA INTO ANARCHY AFTER EIGHT BATTLES. OVER NIGHT, CAPSLOCKIA WAS ATTACKED BY THE PYRAMID NATION OF CQ NUMBERQ. THE WAR WITH CQ NUMBERQ CONTINUED FOR 3 DAYS. THE WAR WAS STARTING TO FAVOR CARPE DIEM AND ITS ALLIES UNTIL NATO AND OTHER ALLIANCES THREATENED TO GET INVOLVED. WAR BETWEEN CARPE DIEM AND PYRAMID AND ALLIES SOON WAS DECLARED OVER WITH A PEACE TREATY.
CAPSLOCKIA WAS NOT DONE WITH WAR YET, HOWEVER. CAPSLOCKIA AND A FEW OTHER NATIONS IN CD LEFT TO CONTINUE FIGHTING. CAPSLOCKIA ATTEMPTED TO JOIN THE NEW POLAR ORDER BUT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL DUE TO THE ONLY REASON FOR JOINING BEING TO FIGHT. CAPSLOCKIA THEN APPLIED FOR VOX POPULI AND WAS ACCEPTED. CAPSLOCKIA RAIDED AND SENT INTO ANARCHY A NATION FIGHTING FOR THE SIDE OF THE COALITION. THREE LARGER NATIONS ON THE SIDE OF THE COALITION DECLARED ON CAPSLOCKIA, MAKING THE NATION HAVE 4 ACTIVE WARS. CAPSLOCKIA WAS SENT INTO ANARCHY AND WAS NEARING ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE. CAPSLOCKIA THEN SURRENDERED AND REMAINED A NATION IN NO ALLIANCE AND IN PEACE MODE. TWO MONTHS LATER, CAPSLOCKIA REJOINED CARPE DIEM.
RECONSTRUCTION[]
FOR THE NEXT HALF YEAR, CAPSLOCKIA WAS MOSTLY A QUIET NATION. NEW LAWS WERE ADDED IN THE NATION WHICH FORBID CITIZENS FROM SPEAKING OR WRITING IN NONCAPSLOCK. CAPSLOCKIA, STARTING IN MARCH, BEGAN TO GROW RAPIDLY AFTER STARTING TO DEAL WITH OTHER NATIONS. CAPSLOCKIA WENT FROM 7000 STRENGTH TO 15000 STRENGTH IN 2 MONTHS. CAPSLOCKIA WAS INFORMED OF THE PLAN TO FORM A NEW ALLIANCE, CALLED THE IMPERIUM OF MAN, AND JOINED ON THE DAY IT WAS FORMED.
WAR AGAIN![]
TENSIONS STEADILY GREW AMONG ALLIANCES IN PLANET BOB, AND BY APRIL 20, THE TENSIONS WERE RELEASED AND THE KARMA WAR BROKE OUT. PRESIDENT ZERK2 FAVORED THE SIDE OPPOSING THE NEW PACIFIC ORDER, BUT THIS WAS NOT HIS DECISION TO MAKE. CAPSLOCKIA LAID IN WAIT FOR IMPERIUM OF MAN TO BECOME INVOLVED, AND ON APRIL 29, THE WAR DELIVERED. IOM DECLARED WAR ON THE PHOENIX FEDERATION FOR DECLARING WAR ON IOM'S ALLY, NEW SITH ORDER. CAPSLOCKIA AND TWO IOM ALLIES ENGAGED A TPF NATION ON APRIL 29TH'S UPDATE AND SENT THAT NATION INTO ANARCHY. FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, CAPSLOCKIA REGULARLY BOMBED THE NATION. SEEING AS HOW THIS NATION WAS DEFEATED, CAPSLOCKIA DECLARED WAR ON TWO MORE NATION, ONE ALREADY DEFEATED, AND THE OTHER FIGHTING IT OUT. THE NATION STILL FIGHTING, THE CRIMSON COURT, PUT UP A GREAT FIGHT AGAINST CAPSLOCKIA. CAPSLOCKIA WAS SUCCESSFUL THE FIRST FEW DAYS OF WAR AGAISNT THE CRIMSON COURT, BUT THEN THE CRIMSON COURT RECEIVED AID FROM A LARGER TPF NATION AND OBTAINED NUCLEAR WEAPONS. TWO NUCLEAR WEAPONS WERE LAUNCHED AGAINST CAPSLOCKIA. THE COUNTRY BECAME EMBROILED IN CHAOS. CAPSLOCKIA CALLED FOR AID FROM IOM AND RECEIVED BACKUP FROM THE NATION OF THE SOO. THE WAR WAGED ON FOR A FEW MORE DAYS AND ON MAY 6TH, PEACE WAS DECLARED BETWEEN IOM AND TPF. CAPSLOCKIA RETURNED TO A MONARCHY A FEW DAYS LATER. CAPSLOCKA LOST 120,000 SOLDIERS, AROUND 1000 INFRASTRUCTURE, AND 200 TECHNOLOGY IN THE CONFLICT.
WAR, PEACE, WAR, THEN PEACE AGAIN[]
THE IMPERIUM OF MAN WAS DECLINING IN ACTIVITY AND THE MEMBERS OF THIS ONCE GREAT ALLIANCE WERE NO LONGER DEDICATED. THE LEADERSHIP OF IOM, FEELING THAT A SIMPLE DISBANDMENT WAS NOT AT ALL GOOD, DECLARED WAR ON THEIR ALLY CARPE DIEM. THIS WAR CONFUSED THE WORLD, AND SO TOO DID IT CONFUSE CAPSLOCKIA, EVEN THOUGH ZERK2 WAS A MAJOR SUPPORTER OF THE "LEAVE WITH A BANG" SUGGESTION. CAPSLOCKIA WAS PROMOTED TO A GENERAL RANK IN THE IMPERIUM OF MAN ARMY, BUT IT DID NOT MATTER AT ALL. SOON, THE GREAT CAPSLOCKIC NATION WAS INVOLVED IN A WAR WITH A GOVERNMENT NATION OF CARPE DIEM AND 3 NATIONS OF NEW SITH ORDER. NUKES FLEW, THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME NUCLEAR WEAPONS WERE USED AGAINST THE NATION OF CAPSLOCKIA, BUT THE FIRST TIME THAT CAPSLOCKIA ITSELF USED NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGAINST ITS ENEMIES. THE WAR LASTED FOR A PERIOD OF 7 DAYS, AFTER WHICH CAPSLOCKIA TURNED INTO PEACEMODE TO AVOID FURTHER STRENGTH LOSS. ZERK2 LEFT THE ALLIANCE OF IMPERIUM OF MAN AND IN A SURPRISING MOVE, JOINED IOM'S ENEMY: CARPE DIEM.
THIS WAS THE THIRD TIME ZERK2 HAD JOINED CARPE DIEM, AND IT WAS THE HARDEST. THERE WERE MANY VOCAL OPPONENTS OF SUCH A BATTERED NATION BECOMING A MEMBER OF THE GREAT CARPE DIEM ALLIANCE, BUT IN THE END THE LEADERSHIP OF CAPSLOCKIA DECIDED THAT THE NATION COULD BE TRUSTED TO WORK WITH. CAPSLOCKIA QUICKLY REBUILT WITH THE STRONG FINANCIAL AID PROGRAM CARPE DIEM HAD AND IN A FEW MONTHS WAS BACK TO ITS FORMER GLORY.
WAR STRUCK PLANET BOB AS THE SECOND UNJUST WAR CONSUMED A MAJORITY OF THE WORLD'S NATIONS. CAPSLOCKIA FOUGHT A WAR AGAINST A INACTIVE TPF MEMBER, WHO WAS QUICKLY SENT INTO ANARCHY, AND LEFT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE CONFLICT. IT WAS LEARNED IN THE PAST THAT IT IS BEST NOT TO BE INVOLVED IN WARS AND TO GROW ECONOMICALLY WHILE THE OTHERS DESTROY THEMSELVES.