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	eXCELLENT ADVENTURES
	Motto; "Ferro Credimus" to stand out, we must become a different breed of jackass
Capital City	PHONE BOOTH
Official Language(s)	English
Established	9/30/2006; (6,411 days old)
Government Type	Monarchy
Alliance	; Independent Republic of Orange Nations;
Nation Team	Orange
	Statistics as of 02/03/2008
Total population	100,665
	55,975 civilians
	44,690 soldiers
Literacy Rate	100.00%
Religion	Christianity
Currency	Pound
Infrastructure	4,664.29
Technology	1,943.13
Total Area	2,405.806 miles
Connected Resources	Classified
Bonus Resources	Classified

Revision as of 17:31, 2 March 2008

History of Excellent Adventures:

Excellent Adventures is a large mountain kingdom situated in the Valleys of south east Wales ruled over by the his Divine Highness Bill n Ted whos influence is felt far beyond the borders of Excellent Adventures.

Emergence of a New Kingdom:

Excellent Adventures proclaimed itself a self governed entity on the 30th of September 2006. In an effort to get international funds reaching Excellent Adventures the economy of the country was geared to selling its natural resources to the highest bidders, with somewhat mixed success. By total fluke a trade proposal was sent to the nation of Yns Mon, though the trade was not required a rapport was established between the rulers of the two kingdoms; shortly after Excellent Adventures was asked to join the Independent Republic of Orange Nations as a member state. Fearing the loss of self governance Bill n Ted at first stalled on the offer, with poor international trade and no international aid offers Excellent Adventures joined the Independent Republic of Orange Nations on the 1st of October 2006.

About Excellent Adventures & its Ruler:

Excellent Adventures is located in the South Walian Valleys in the UK. Excellent Adventures has participated in every IRON military Campaign since the Empire war; has been involved in multiple wars including the destruction and occupation of nuclear rogue nations.

The national drink of Excellent Adventures is Cider, and its populance enjoys doner kebabs, curries and pasta.

Due to participation in nuclear wars large swathes of Excellent Adventures is uninhabitable, areas that are inhabitable are used for cider apple farming, with almost all of the populance of Excellent Adventures located within its capital and only city, Phone Booth.

Bill or Ted?:

There has been some debate as to which rules the kingdom. Bill n Ted occupy the mid of a very disturbed person, who is neither Bill or Ted, but both. Bill n Teds mental condition has been called into question on more than one occasion with rather gung ho attitudes and shoot first ask questions later approaches.

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 Excellent Adventures proclaimed itself a self governed entity on the 30th of September 2006.  In an effort to get international funds reaching Excellent Adventures the economy of the country was geared to selling its natural resources to the highest bidders, with somewhat mixed success.  By total fluke a trade proposal was sent to the nation of Yns Mon, though the trade was not required a rapport was established between the rulers of the two kingdoms; shortly after Excellent Adventures was asked to join the [[Independent Republic of Orange Nations]] as a member state.  Fearing the loss of self governance Bill n Ted at first stalled on the offer, with poor international trade and no international aid offers Excellent Adventures joined the [[Independent Republic of Orange Nations]] on the 1st of October 2006.
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-'''Making waves:'''
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-The first month of membership within the [[Independent Republic of Orange Nations]] passed rather quietly and without incident, Bill n Ted spent his time getting to know the rulers of other kingdoms whilst also fighting a rogue state that had attacked another IRON member.
-Soon as expected Excellent Adventures found itself in trouble, getting a formal rebuke from the then [[IRON President]] [[Sister Midnight]] for inappropriate behavior of the kingdoms ruler Bill n Ted on the IRON home boards towards a fellow ruler.  Following this rebuke Bill n Ted took a dislike to Sister Midnight and kept a low profile for the following week.  Sister Midnight was actually pretty awesome and Bill n Ted would later realize he was acting childish.
-Months passed, Excellent Adventures participated in oppourtune raids on crumbling neighboring kingdoms to pass the time, as well as spend many hours in conferences with other IRON member states, being a founding member of the Foxtrot Crazy 5+1.  The Foxtrot Crazy 5+1 later became one of the most influential groups within IRON - at its pinnacle 60% of the IRON Military was under its direct command in one form or another - members of the Crazy 5+1 have since scattered across planet Bob whilst other have remained in IRON.
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-'''Bill n Ted at the Helm:'''
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-Early in December Bill n Ted was asked by the then IRON Minister of Defence Tom Sipriani to head up a new department within IRON - the IRON Bounty Office.  This was an instant success - filling a small but important niche within IRON.
-In mid February with the revelations that Ender an IRON Councilor had leaked information deliberately to outside alliances to influence Council vote, and the resignations of Leogy and Grand Emperor Brian, there were military positions open, and Bill n Ted was asked to become the Commanding Officer (CO) of Bravo Squadron.
-Bravo Squadron was not an easy assignment - especially with low morale and activity within the Squadron, this however was not too much of a problem as the revolt that was growing within Bravo Squadrons sister squadron Alpha.  Around 12 Alpha squadron rulers had openly floated the rules that govern all member states of IRON under the eye of their commanding officer with his support and encouragement; when this behavior was questioned by the then Deputy Minister of Defence Kith Kanan a riot almost broke out with the potential for mutiny - Bill n Ted was openly critical of both Alpha Squadrons CO [[Suicidal Jedi]] and also his Wing Commander [[Finn Solomon]] who was responsible for overseeing both Alpha and Bravo squadrons for allowing such behavior to go unchecked.  Finn Solomon was soon removed from command, and Bill n Ted took over the reigns of Nimitz Wing as the wing commander much to the horror of many Alpha nations.
-Bill n Ted was asked to become an IRON Councilor in early March.
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-'''Excellent Adventures & The Empire War:'''
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-Being a new council member and having a reputation for a short temper and a shoot first ask questions later mindset which was known by many Bill n Ted under the guidance of the now IRON President [[bay102174]] Bill n Ted threw the first stone which was to precipitate the Empire War.  Under the suspicion that the IRON Council chambers had been hacked Bill n Ted posted a thread saying that Excellent Adventures wished for a war of annihilation against The Empire for no other reason than he didnt like its member states and that the founders of The Empire (Ender, Leogy & Grand Emperor Brian) should have been ZIed for their treachery, although it would later be found that Grand Emperor Brian and Loegaire were unaware of the hacking.  Within 4 hours The Empire posted an [http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=56154 official statement] saying that they wished us no harm.
-'''Quotes from the time:'''
-'''Sister Midnight:'''   ''Ender said he talked to you, BNT and you gave him a scary vibe, wtf did you say to spook him so bad?''
-'''Ender to Sister Midnight:''' ''Srsly tho, BNT on Council? Are you trying to get into wars with people?''
-This was more than enough proof for IRON Council - [http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=57533&hl= war was soon to follow and was declared] - many a true word said in just sums up Enders question.
-Most of the military planning of the Empire War was undertaken by Bill n Ted who in the absence of both Ministers of Defence was the most senior military councilor, planning was done in secret with none but IRONs most trusted members told only at the last minute that IRON was heading for a war, target lists were drawn up, then altered at the last minute by the Minister of Defence Tom Sipriani, who was the man, much to the private annoyance of Bill n Ted who had been doing more than his fair share of the military planning only to have it at the last minute by someone who had contributed nothing.
-Excellent Adventures was one of only two nations during The Empire war who got attacked with nuclear weapons.  Excellent adventures also used nuclear weapons as a first strike weapon against [http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=57753 chrisj6061 of ADVAN]
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-'''Bill n Ted becomes Minister of Defence:'''
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-With the long overdue resignation of Tom Sipriani for poor board activity Bill n Ted became the IRON Minister of Defence by a unanimous council vote.
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-'''Excellent Adventures & The FAN War:'''
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-After numerous IRON departments picking up military build up as well as identifying a handful of GOONs nations that had removed their AA two weeks before GOONs military gear up and mass changes in DEFCON and WAR/PEACE Preference across the Initiative as a whole; the order was given by Bill n Ted to place IRON on a war footing as a precaution to IRON involvement in any defensive or offensive scenarios.
-Following the declaration of war [http://z15.invisionfree.com/Cyber_Nations/index.php?showtopic=73633&hl=by IRON upon FAN], all IRON nations were given the go ahead to attack their targets; though at this time no IRON member had been given the authorisation to use nukes either offensively nor in retaliation to nuclear strikes.  Within 6 hours IRON had committed over 200 nations to battle and was involved in excess of 300 wars; after the initial 24 hours had expired around 3 dozen IRON nation had been hit with nuclear weapons - in response to this nuclear first strike policy by FAN under the recommendation of Bill n Ted all IRON members were given the order that if they possessed nuclear arms they were to use them indiscriminately at any FAN nation.
-During the FAN war Excellent Adventures fought for 14 days against 4 different FAN nations; in the process Excellent Adventures uranium enrichment program was stepped up resulting in the construction and use of 9 nuclear warheads.  Following the 14th day Excellent Adventures dropped out of the war to recuperate after loosing 1900 infrastructure, 1,200,000 miles of land after 14 days of continuous fighting which resulted in Excellent Adventures being attacked with 9 nuclear warheads.
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-'''Excellent Adventures & The Unjust War:'''
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-During the Unjust War Excellent adventures engaged multiple GOON nations with general success.  With [http://cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=97626= Crohl of Vertuus's entrance into the UJP war against Excellent adventures], for the first time in its history Excellent Adventures found itself stretched to its limits, attacking 3 GOON nations and being attacked by a much stronger GOON nation made all its war efforts very difficult.
-Having planned an orchestrated IRONs war machine's actions during the UJP War it was somewhat embarrassing to have one nation mess up the first round of fighting.
-Following the first round of fighting; Excellent Adventures went hippy for 5 days; collected its taxes, aided a further 5 IRON nations in need of aid and attacked a further 3 GOON nations; 2 of which was shortly deleted.  Following round 2 Excellent Adventures went for round three; attacking a further 3 GOON nations, finished its war then started to rebuild.
-In this time Excellent Adventure accumulated in excess of 550,000 casualties in addition to receiving in excess of 14 nukes from enemy nations.
-Excellent Adventures dropped out of the war after 28 days of fighting to start rebuilding.  Tech was being sought from cheaper sources from within The Republic and monetary funds were being sent to Excellent Adventures to aid in rebuilding; after 1 week of inactivity Excellent Adventures was attacked by Arsene who it later transpired was the new nation of Chris of ADVAN whom was heavily nuked during the Empire war by Excellent Adventures.  Arsene also attacked the President of IRON Bay102174 as well as the former Head of IRON Intelligence Maccers the Great; Arsene was obliterated within 4 days of his first attack, not before hitting Excellent Adventures with 4 nukes brining the infrastructure of the realm down to a very low 420.
-Since then Excellent Adventures has rebuilt somewhat though is still a far cry from its pre-UJP war state; its hoped that the heavy investment of funds into infrastructure along with the recently purchased stockmarket will aid in the recovery of the nation.
-Bill N Ted was commander of the IRON forces during the UJP war, oversaw IRONs planning as well as the execution of IRONs strikes upon GOONs.  Bill N Ted was one of only two councilors present that had negotiated and signed IRONs acceptance of the surrender of The Order of Light (TOOL) to IRON forces, the other being IRONs Deputy Sectary of State DarkMistress.
-'''Most recent quotes'''
-''First we help dispose of the Verein, then we deal with the Orders''
-''Josef Thorne he's a pussy''
-''The Big Bad serves a purpose, for now''
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 There has been some debate as to which rules the kingdom.  Bill n Ted occupy the mid of a very disturbed person, who is neither Bill or Ted, but both.  Bill n Teds mental condition has been called into question on more than one occasion with rather gung ho attitudes and shoot first ask questions later approaches.
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-'''STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION'''
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-I DEMAND MORE BETSY!!