Big Blue Balls Accords
B^3 Accords

The Imperial Order
Flag of TIO
North Atlantic Treaty Organization

Treaty Type: MnDoAP
Treaty Signed: October 21, 2012
Treaty Status: Active

The Big Blue Balls Accords is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact between The Imperial Order and North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It was announced on October 21, 2012.

The Big Blue Balls AccordsEdit


The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and The Imperial Order (TIO) affirm a common friendship and shared interests.

Article 1Edit

It’s not rocket surgery

Each signatory agrees not to attack or commit acts of espionage against the other signatory. Both signatories are encouraged to cooperate on political or economic matters.

Article 2Edit

A loose tongue spoils the broth

Each signatory agrees to share information relating to the security of the other signatory, except in circumstances where there are conflicts of interest due to other treaties.

Article 3Edit

When the fan hits the roof

A declaration of war against one signatory is considered to be an attack on both signatories, and each signatory is required to provide all diplomatic, economic and military assistance on request. Such assistance is considered optional if it is requested by a signatory after declaring war via activation of another treaty.

Article 4Edit

Shooting monkeys in a barrel

Neither signatory is obliged to participate in offensive wars, though each signatory is encouraged to support the other if requested.

Article 5Edit

We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it

This treaty may be cancelled by either signatory after providing 48 hours’ notice to an official representative for the other signatory.

Signed for TIO:

Signed for NATO:

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