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[[File:[1]|200px|center|Official Flag of Beardia]]
National Flag
Capital City Moustachtinople.
Official Language(s) Beardinese
Established Beard B.C.
Government Type File:Somewhat Anarchy..png Somewhat Anarchy.
Ruler Serj Tankian
Alliance B-b-b-beardia
AllianceStatsIcon rankingsWorldIcon warIcon aidIcon spy
Nation Team Team: Chin Hair Chin Hair
Statistics as of 03/04/Beard B.C.
Total population 4
 4 civilians
 4 soldiers
Literacy Rate 9000.99%
Religion Black Beardist Christ. Black Beardist Christ.
Currency Beardian Dollar. Beardian Dollar.
Technology 50
Nation Strength Over 9000.
Nation Rank Beards don't have ranks. of 5,242
Total Area 1,026.391 Nation Map
Native Resources Fish Lumber
Connected Resources Aluminum Coal Lead Marble Oil Rubber Uranium Wheat Iron Gold
Bonus Resources Steel Automobile Construction Microchips Radiation Asphalt

Beardia is a an off the map country that is famous for the Beard Pets they have manufactured and shipped in by the jolly Santa Claus. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation', which makes no sense because we get our freakin' everything from God damned Santa Claus. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs, but does not tolerate the Amish. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first, unless they're Amish. They're just screwed. Beardia is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power beards but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. (I know, we're kind of hypocritical.) The military of Beardia has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all Amish traffickers. Beardia allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers, and Amish people for no God damned reason, even if they aren't in Beardia, we'll stage something to get them arrested. Beardia believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. Although, if you make the Serj unhappy, he will utilise his Presidizzle powers and deal with you. Gabe will use whatever Vice-Presidizzle powers he has too, because that's the brotherly Vice-Presidizzle thing to do.

Are you pondering any thoughts?[]

Either the astutely clever or the cleverly astute will by now have realized that Beardia has been helmed by some two mighty anonymous people that decided to overthrow the already existing Beardia.


A pair of beard-lovers thought, "Hey, let's make a friggin country. A super-cool alliance called Beardia", which you should tell other people to check out, if you know what's good for you.


Kickassery is a special word, reserved for use on only the most kickass of people, places, or in rare instances things. Beardia and B-b-b-beardia are totally kickass, and therefore deserving of the term 'kickassery'.