|Alliance of Bork|
as of 20Feb 2007
The Alliance of Bork is a generally peaceful alliance. We feel that all wars are asshole moves, but must admit that sometimes we are assholes ourselves.
About EditThe Alliance of Bork is headquartered in Portland, Oregon. We have satellite offices across America and in Australia, Canada, Denmark, Spain and Sweden.
A general election is currently being held to select a leader for the Alliance of Bork.
Generally speaking, we play by no one's rules but our own. However, we do have non-aggression agreements with some alliances:
- Allies of War - We really pwned these guys.
- Nintendorks - We fought these guys long ago. There has recently been a push within the alliance to take our final revenge on them, however our peace treaty prevents us from doing so. But, we still hate them with a passion that burns brighter than the fire of a thousand suns.
Bork Missile Crisis Edit
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Fictional DoW on NPO Edit
On 4-18-07, Kinky Gorgi, ex-President of Allies of War, posted that he had "found" a declaration of war on the NPO by Alliance of Bork. He later sent "proof" to selected members, which turned out to be from this page. There were no wars between NPO and AoB. Gorgi has had a history of pulling stunts like this, and at the time of this incident had no CN nation.
Policies EditThe nations of the Alliance of Bork universally support the use of alternative transportation over private single occupancy motor vehicles. We specifically prefer human powered locomotion such as bicycles.
Unicycles are also welcome.
Want to Join? Edit
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