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Absolut Shenanigans Treaty

Nemesis
Nemesis
Random Insanity Alliance
RIA

Treaty Type: MDoAP
Treaty Signed: 02/20/2009
Treaty Canceled: 08/02/2009
Treaty Status: Canceled

The Absolut Shenanigans Treaty was a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact between Nemesis and the Random Insanity Alliance announced on February 20, 2009. Notice for it's cancellation was given by the Random Insanity Alliance to Nemesis on July 31, 2009 and it became officially canceled on August 2, 2009.

The Absolut Shenanigans TreatyEdit

Nemesis – RIA MDoAP

PreambleEdit

Preambles are for wimps, and sober people. We don’t need no stinkin’ preamble.

FriendshipEdit

We will always share our beer, liquor, booze, and women. If we find out about a party, we’ll call the other to make sure they come along as well.

DefenseEdit

No one messes with our friends. If we’re out drinking and someone decides to mess with our friends, we have their back. Period. No matter how drunk we are. Even if it means Irish boxing. No one screws with our friends.

Optional AssaultEdit

Should our friends decide to go out brawling in a few bars, they can call us first and let us know. If we’re feeling good that night, we can come along. But if we are making love to our womenz, then we can take a rain check. However, friends are always encouraged to have one another’s backs. My brothers before my female consorts.

CancellationEdit

Should the beer ever go stale, the bars close, and everyone catch venereal diseases, then we can call each other and call our drinking escapades off. Calling off of drinking escapades must be done in private 72 hours in advance.

Signed,Edit

For the Random Insanity AllianceEdit

  • DeltaMCCXII, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
  • Shadow DCCLXXVII, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
  • DrunkWino I - Triumvir of Random Insanity, wielder of the Triforce of Drunk, don't need no stinkin' badges.
  • King_SrqtCCCLXXII - HoMO and fanboy of The Greatest Leader in CN™
  • cctmsp XIII - Head of Economics
  • Agent Lemon LXIX - Head of Recruitment
  • SWATIII - Head of Foreign Affairs
  • Moth I - <3s the SuperFrie—wait, I thought this was a RoK treaty! @_@
  • WarriorConcept III, Commander General of Cupcakery

For NemesisEdit

  • Bob, Imperial Court Jester Triumvir of Nemesis Awesome
  • Soccerbum, Triumvir of Nemesis, your late night call when a baby just won't do.
  • Van Hoo III, Triumvir of Nemesis, Alpha and Omega of Alliance Creation, Can't find his flip-flops ... do you have them?
  • Sir Michael Harland, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Crazy Frog of the Spanish Inquisition (No one expects it)
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