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“Brunch at Cactuar’s” Accords

Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations
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Random Insanity Alliance
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Treaty Type: MDP
Treaty Signed: July 20, 2010
Treaty Terminated: January 2011
Treaty Status: Defunct

The “Brunch at Cactuar’s” Accords was a Mutual Defense Pact between the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations (BACoN) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) announced on July 20, 2010. It was an upgrade of the "Breakfast at Cactuar's" Accords, a Peace, Intelligence, Aid and Optional Defense Treaty. It became defunct in January 2011 when the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations disbanded.

Treaty text[]

One fine day after an all nighter, the governments of RIA and BACoN were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on Emperor Oinks private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin.

Article I: “Give grease a chance”[]

Internationally renowned bacon lover John Lennon, said it best with his hit lyric. “All we are saying…, is give grease a chance!” In that spirit RIA and BACoN agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies.

Article II: “Loose lips sink ships, but are great for enjoying bacon.”[]

If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over a plate of bacon and cool glass of cactus juice.

Article III: “Break open the Piggy Bank.”[]

Both signatories are encouraged to aid each other in times of need if possible. Piggy banks are made to be broken!

D: Florida: “If you can’t stand the heat; Stay out of the kitchen!”[]

While bacon is delicious and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one is an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is required to come to the defense of the other.

Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian".[]

Should either side get a hippy girl friend that won't let them eat meat they are required to give 42.5 hours notice to the other party.

/s/[]

for the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations,[]

  • ~Kpcurley - Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine

for the Random Insanity Alliance,[]

  • ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
  • ~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the Superfriends
  • ~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats
  • ~Ogaden, Slave to pork, Head of Recruitment
  • ~C-zom, H.o.M.O. (Head of Military Operations) who told us to forge his signature because he was lazy at the time
  • ~cctmsp13, Viceroy and Head of Pork Barrel spending
  • ~Jenne, Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man
  • ~crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and HATER of ALL things PORK
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