Mirthful Dolphins Osculating a Puppy

Mirthful Dolphins Osculating a Puppy is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact between Farkistan and the Random Insanity Alliance signed on September 29, 2010 after Farkistan's withdrawel from the SuperFriends Pact. It is currently superseding the Wingman Accords, a PIAT signed between the two alliances back in mid 2007.

Sovereignty
We're tight, but they are them and we are us.

Nonaggression and Espionage
We don't fight and we don't snoop on each other.

Mutual defense
You attack one of us...you attack both of us.

Optional offense
If one of us is the aggressor, the other can totally get in on some of that.

Intelligence and Aid
When it comes to knowledge and coin, sharing is how we roll.

Cancellation
If one of us must move on for any reason, 72-hour notice to be given.

Non-Chaining
Should one of us start something and get counter-attacked, or go mix it up with some other alliances due to other obligations; the other is no longer required to jump in, but may still do so if they choose.

Signed for by Farkistan

 * ~ RavingMainyYak- Submitter
 * ~ Tums- Squirrel
 * ~ RandomlyJim- TF council (speaker)
 * ~ Kahiel- TF Council
 * ~ Manwithplanx- TF Council
 * ~ Ironone- TF Council
 * ~ Mr.Cynical- TF Council

Signed for by the Random Insanity Alliance

 * ~ Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
 * ~ Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats.
 * ~ Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the Superfriends
 * ~ Ogaden, who would hit that
 * ~ King Death II, dolphin eater, Guy who takes out the trash
 * ~ C-zom, Head of Military Operations until Further Notice
 * ~ Jenne, Because someone has to be
 * ~ uchiha, RIA tech pimp
 * ~ cctmsp13, powerless figurehead
 * ~ Moth, because.