TheBlitz

Historical Non-fiction
As percieved by yo' daddy

(The) Blitz is the son of a badass Spartan (In no relation to the CN poser alliance) and Angelina Jolie (One crazy mother****er), with a little Blackbeard and Chuck Norris thrown in (Don't ask). When he was still a fetus, he single handedly defeated the Spanish, French and English Armadas. And Napoleon. Upon his birth, he sacked Rome. The Romans confused his pirate attire with that of the modern sub-culture known as 'Goth' and thus the history books record the Goths as the first barbarian horde to sack Rome. Which is wrong. It was your biological father. Or dad, whatever works.

And so (The) Blitz went on to do many amazing things. For example, he was the first person to reach the moon, and is well known for the quote "One small step for man, One giant leap for me! Posers!"

Currently, (The) Blitz is a pirate on the High Seas, seizing all yer doubloons. He is captain of the schooners Keelhaul and Grey Reasoning. He is also a proud Councillor in the Grand Global Alliance (GGA). Join today!

Interesting things said about (The) Blitz
Actully theblitz is a ok kind of bloke (sometimes) [Cheeky little wink thing] - Angevin

Yeah, blitz can be a good guy sometimes! - benfinan

Again, theblitz has no authority in matters such as these. - Dear, Dear, Atherton

... Blitz is right ... - Prodigal Cheiftan

''Theblitz's avatar and your latest logo proposal (both Jolly Roger derivatives) reinforce my feelings. I'm not the only person to feel this.'' - Good ol' United Blobs, on the offensive

''Blitz, first of all I am shocked that you only include Queen MM in your statement about marrying an NPO member. I assume my marriage would be equally offensive to you.'' - Lord Bob of Bobaria, bringer of ill news

The Blitz has now done this in two organisations, both the ODN and GGA. - Mariemaia Michalka, at it again (

I agree with Blitz - Of course you do, Mary the Fantabulous.

I feel the same as blitz when I say that from day one our smaller alliances have been treated with nothing but disrespect and contempt from these larger more powerful alliances. - Andaras, How dare you bring me into something political!

Good call Blitz. - I thought it was only decent, but ok Prodigal Cheiftan, I guess you win

blitz, you have left underlying you desire to get into a war. - How dare benfinan! I just wanted some booty! arrr

I was in GGA for three days, I base my opinions on your (TheBlitz's) undiplomatic talk on the forums. - Show'em whos boss, Angevin