RIA-RIA War

The RIA-RIA War or RIA Civil War started during the Second Great War when the Random Insanity Alliance declared war upon it's self.

RIA Declaration of War
Over the past few weeks, events have divided our alliance. One faction wishes to take the alliance's mandate for insanity more seriously, while another wishes to remain serious in the politiacal arena of the world. Fierce debating ripped through the alliance broken only by the occasinal assault with a piano. When the current war flared into existence, the debate took on a more centralized focus. The pro-insanity faction began clamoring for entry into the war. At the same time, the opposition realized the insanity of such an undertaking and moved to prevent it. Because the only people who have actual positions in the government are the serious ones, this was a fairly easy task.

Unfortunately, the pressure for war has increased dramatically over the last few minutes. The forces of insanity are tearing through the alliance and ripping it apart in their search for a fight. No stone was left unturned and no hole unprobed in the quest for release from the bonds of intelligence and restraint. Upon this day, the floodgates are open and the hoard is pooring forth. The Random Insanity Alliance is known as the RIA. Today, this river is flowing into the sea of battle. The RIA hereby declares war upon itself.

Death to the RIA! Long live the RIA! Viva la RIvolution!

RIA ceasefire
Over the past week a terrible war has raged across the surface of Planet Bob, shaking its very foundation. This conflict has gone on with no end in sight, until now. Finally, both sides have found common ground and a temporary ceasefire is in place. For the time being, the RIA is at peace with itself.* This change was brought about by a plea from a small alliance, a cry for help. Normally, the RIA wouldn't care, but in this case the similarity between our acronyms was enough to temporarily unite the alliance. The RIA is laying down its arms** until such a time as the RRA are freed from the oppression of whichever alliance it is they are fighting.

For the RIA! For the...uh, oh right, RRA! Viva la RIvolution!

*Obviously, I was refering to our civil war. What else could I have meant, silly? **So that we might pick up larger ones that don't shoot blanks

Azural, Leader Delta1212, War Advisor crazyisraelie, Economic Advisor