Shockerz

A little alliance founded by Mackie on Sept. 14, 2007.

Original founders were all members of NATO but decided to move away from the because of the impeachment of Colossus. We all love colossus, so, we thought it only just, to support him, by leaving nato.

we fight a lot.

Our charter

Shockerz Charter

Rule ½

Mackie is allowed to change this if he feels like it. Or if something is contradictory or whatever, u get the idea. I’m not gonna mess around with it or w/e. so…yeah, cool beans.

The first Rule is……

Pretty box, don’t attack shockerz members. Unless they deserve it. Full shocker force, should be applied cautiously.

No.2

Membership requirements- Must be referred by a current member. B/c as shockerz, we provide bountiful benefits, that must go to the correct people. It’s like a rare exotic fruit, only the special, will find and cultivate it, to taste it’s deliciousness.

Chapter III-Leadership

All charter members are from this point on, official bottlenose dolphins. As well known in the scientific community, bottlenose dolphins are very teamwork oriented creatures, they’ll do their best to protect one another, and are very friendly. They also have blowholes. Our leadership tree will involve whatever animal you choose to associate yourself with, and then one of the charter members will decide how cool your decision was. And…….basically u can just ask me. If you choose banana slug, you win.

Chapter 8- How you should run your nation

Um, go ahead and run it however you like. Hopefully, we have generally smart members, who don’t want to screw everyone….in a non literal sense. But yeah, be cool.

Chapter 11- bankruptcy

Depending on sexiness level, aid nations accordingly

In Memoradum- Fighting

Consult battle guides when fighting. It’s probably not a good idea to start fighting large alliances. Go for ones that aren’t going to put up much of a fight. Get depressed nations, who’s father abused them as children and their long time bf just broke up with. Like a wounded fawn to a starved lioness. And, make sure it’s hard and with vigor, u don’t want to go into battle limp.

Last Chapter- \m/, to make fun of them

Marriage shall be defined as two persons in love. People who have made a conscious decision to join as a couple.