Slumpy

Slumpy (Age 76) is a member of GOONS on the browser game Cyber Nations and believed to be the oldest member in the alliance, and in the game itself. He is also considered to be the prankster and all-around great guy of the alliance and will constantly help people in need.

Known to be a humanitarian in real life and also really good looking, he came to the game in support of GOONS so he could help the world both real and cyber-based.

Slumpy is currently residing in New Jersey, both in-game as a nation and in real life with his family. He has 2 sons and 1 daughter along with 3 grand-children. His wife, Slumperella is a super-model and is bangin'.