User talk:Vanshira

VANSHIRA'S DREAM I went to Stratford, Ontario, with a bunch of classmates, which I have done before. However, instead of splitting up and doing our own things before the shows we were there to see, we were going from place to place en masse. At one place, I started looking at these really pretty rings, and by the time I looked up, everyone else was gone. I went out the back of the store and found myself standing by the river. I have no idea what he could have been doing in southern Ontario, but Steve Irwin was there, with a camera crew, talking to local dignitaries. I hung around the general area, because Steve Irwin is cool, and I saw something moving in a bush. I grabbed it and came up with a four-foot garter snake, which is a giant of the species. That snake got Steve's attention, right enough, and we spent a good half an hour filming and talking about the snake. He was every bit as awesome as seen on TV, despite being two weeks dead.

Eventually, he and his crew had to move on, and we let the snake go. The weather suddenly turned from lovely to rather cold and windy. I saw a city map, and looking at it, I noticed that every major alliance on CN apparently had a brick-and-mortar embassy in Stratford. Just then, a bunch of rowdy teenage boys in NPO sweatshirts started yelling and catcalling at me. I walked away, but they followed me. I set out for the LUE embassy, because the Legion embassy was across town and the LUE was closest. Once there, I introduced myself as an ODN member, because the LUE and ODN have an MDP and the ODN embassy was between there and the Legion. They chased the NPOers off and pointed the shortest way to the ODN embassy. About halfway there, the NPOers showed up again, but I beat them to the embassy. Once there, I introduced myself as Vanshira, instead of Sturmhexe, which is what I call myself on the ODN forums, and Akasha, the only ODNer that I know knows who I am, wasn't around. Pingu assigned me a military escort to the Legion embassy, because I was Legion and therefore cool, but they didn't know enough to give me candy too.

Once I actually got to the Legion embassy, Zunea greeted me at the door and offered me a sandwich. I ate it and asked where atlashill was. He told me atlashill was back home in Kansouri, and then I woke up.

''That is the best dream I have ever heard of. Really. I am extremely Jealous! - Jimmy Page, Spam King''