The Alaskan Folly

Just after the Third Great War had ended, the New Pacific Order declared war on the Alaskan Border Patrol for spying. The war was short and ABP agreed to expell the spies.

Casus Beli
Imperial Decree and Declaration of War on the ABP by Emperor Revenge:

The New Pacific Order has been aware over the course of the past few days of attempts by members of the ABP to infiltrate us and gain information. This, as any espionage, will not be tolerated. Period. There is no excuse for such behavior on Planet Bob; time and time again wars have been fought over such aggression.

Today we met with members of the ABP to attempt a diplomatic resolution. They did not seem to understand the gravity of the situation and so it failed.

May they realize the gravity of the situation now. The New Pacific Order declares war on the Alaskan Border Patrol.

May God have mercy on their souls, for we shall show them none.

Signed this 21st day of April, 2007,

Emperor Revenge

The Divine Bovine Overlord

The New Pacific Order