The Russians Get Cold Too Accords

Article I: Nonaggression
Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other.*

Article II: Conduct
Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement.

Article III: Mutual Defense
Should either signatory be subject to an act of aggression, they are well within their rights to request military support, which the other signatory is obligated to provide unless the former signatory had become involved in a conflict via other treaties with other alliances or blocs. In such a case, the request for aid becomes voluntary.

Article IV: Mutual Aggression
Should either signatory find it necessary to commit an act of aggression upon a third party, they may request military support from the other signatory, though this request is under no circumstances an obligation.

Article V: Assistance
Should either signatory come into need of aid of either political or financial aid, they may request such support as is necessary from the other signatory. It is recognized, however, that this request is in no way an obligation.

Article VI: Intelligence
Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share it with the other.

Article VII: Cancellation
It is the hope of both signatories that this pact may last forever, or until the bond it represents grows to the point where an upgrade is merited. Given the uncertainties of the future, however, it is recognized that should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe canceled after 5 days notice.

Signed for the New Polar Order,

''AlmightyGrub, Emperor ''Arctic Penguin, Imperial Regent

''Dajobo, Minister of Truth ''Darth Actorbass, Minister of Peace ''Ski11585, Minister of Plenty ''Jphillips, Deputy Minister of Truth ''Moridin, Deputy Minister of Peace ''Swiper, Deputy Minister of Plenty ''RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor ''Linden16, Foreign Affairs Officer ''Carfre Inpor, Foreign Affairs Officer

Signed for the Imperial Order,

''Tsar: Skippy

''Executive Royal Guard: Scorponok ''Royal Guard of Interior: Raydin ''Royal Guard of Exterior: John Mathews

''Bojar of FA: Supreme Prince ''Bojar of IA: Eveready ''Bojar of Defense: Jumperbeast13 ''Bojar of Economics: Flying Squirrel