Extra-Large Trojan Pact



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Preamble
The following document is drafted after the exchange of lulz in good faith and is based upon the secksie ideals of Element (henceforth referred to as... Element) and the Random Insanity Alliance (henceforth referred to as RIA). In order to improve relations with each other so we can strive towards a future of mutual cooperation, love and security, the alliances of Element and RIA hereby set forth the following articles:

Article I: Love
Members of Element and the RIA are prohibited from declaring war on one another. Should such an unexpected, forbidden, immoral, and evil event occurs, the threesomes of each alliance will gather up together and perform the traditional alliance - to - alliance peace dance. After the ritual and 3 days worth of spamming - the aggressor(s) cannot participate - the leaders of Element and RIA will come together one more time to discuss proper punishments for the wrongdoer. And also, neither alliance will put each other in an uncomfortable position. If one signatory doesn't want to take it from the behind, the other one shouldn't force it to.

Article II: Sharing
Element and RIA agree to share intelligence critical to the other alliance's safety. Both of them also agree not to peek on the other when they're dressing. If you want to see nekkid pictures of someone, just ask!

Article III: Caring
If a signatory receives a surprise from the behind initiated by a third party, the other signatory will be required to give assistance, be it condoms, lubricant and/or telling said third party to back off or feel the wrath of the buttsecks train.

Conclusion
If either alliance wishes to cancel the treaty, they must perform the separation dance in front of the other alliance and be given 24 hours to create a backup for their spam so they can host it elsewhere.

Element

 * Ryan Reyes, Triumvir
 * Danizduhman, Triumvir
 * Coolgreen44, Triumvir
 * Joey67500, Minister of Internal Affairs
 * Rozalia, Pink Overlord

Random Insanity Alliance

 * Azural - Triumvir
 * Delta1212 - Triumvir
 * Moth - Live from New York, it's Triumvir!
 * Psychotic Dictator - Head of Foreign Affairs = Having Affairs with Foreigners
 * invincible13matt - Head of Internal Affairs
 * Lord Doom - Head of Military Operations
 * Vintus - Head of Assimila...Recruitment