The Everything. Must. Die. WAR Pact

'''The Everything. Must. Die. WAR Pact''' is an between the New Pacific Order and Umbrella. It was announced on November 10, 2014.

Article I: Wonderful:
Section A: World Domination is Wonderful

The Undersigned Alliances agree that the idea of taking over the world is the best thing ever.

Section B: We are Wonderful

The Undersigned Alliances acknowledge the other has been a wonderful rival and all around gentleman throughout all the years of our relationship, and that in order to achieve our goals, wonderful people such as us will not fight each other.

Section C: Information is Wonderful

You cannot take over the world without good intel. To all the non-wonderful people of the world: Big Brother is watching you.

Section D: Tech is Wonderful

The undersigned alliances agree that tech is wonderful, and that they shall both do their utmost to increase the rate at which we both amass this precious substance.

Article 2: Aggression
Section A: Defense from Aggression

Since the non-wonderful people of the world will naturally decline our rightful position as world rulers, we shall have each other's back and provide military assistance if one of us is victim to military aggression.

Section B: Assistance in Aggression

Should either party decide to take the initiative and launch an aggressive campaign of their own, there is a standing invitation for the other to join, if they so wish. Or they can stay home and watch it on TV like losers.

Article 3: Revocation
Section A: Why Would You Ever Want to Revoke a Winning Combination?

The parties agree that, at some point, there may be nobody left to fight, and it will be just the two of us in a dark, empty, dying world. At the end of times, we will get together for one last great drinking feast and after allowing a customary 72 hours for the mother of hangovers to passwe will meet at dawn, pistols at the ready, to finally settle who is the best once and for all.

Signed for the New Pacific Order
Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of Order

Frawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

Necoho, Scourge, & SeasonsofLove Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order

Signed for Umbrella:
Roquentin, President MrHiott, Vice President White Majik, Head Envoy AlmightyHero, DylanCarter, Crownguard, Envoys TimLee, Field Marshal domisi, Generator [`_`], The Natan