Citrus War

NPO - ODN War NPO Crushes the Orange Blitzkrieg catches ODN unprepared



Dilberian forces are first to hit the beaches of ODN territory in Operation Orange Crush

NPO forces, in blitzkrieg fashion, landed on the beaches and bombed seats of government, in all major ODN nations in what can only be described as a military lightning strike. In response to a planned ODN attack set by their leader, Domination, and other higher-ups—The Silver Skies and Portugal, the Operation Orange Crush proved to be swift, brutal and lethal.

ODN nations caved quickly, with the notable exceptions of Pope Hope, Biyah and others, who were put on hippie mode to avoid being attacked. Some of those same nations were seen to call those who left the besieged alliance cowards and traitors; the ODN appeared to collapse from within.

As NPO troops poured into the capitals of ODN nations, medical aid was provided by benevolent NPO doctors to wounded enemy troops and civilians who were unfortunately caught in the crossfire. Since the NPO offered to spare any ODN nation who left the unholy alliance, numerous nations withdrew.

As the battles continued to be waged, many prisoners of war were taken. Treated humanely in accordance with the Arseanistani Accords, most have been released shortly after their homelands have pulled out of the ODN.



''ODN troops in clusters like these have been easy for NPO soldiers to find. "It's like the British wearing red in the American Revolution," said General Koona.''

The most serious casualties of the entire two-day conflict were suffered by Narcoleptica, who was nuked by KD, ostensibly as part of the ODN defensive. Sei, ruler of the devastated nation, stated, "This was an inhumane and egregious attack. My chellovecks are suffering, but we will rebuild and Tolchock him Horrorshow in the Yarbles! If he has any Yarbles... the greasy eunuch Jelly."

There is a good deal of structural damage, as the indiscriminate attack destroyed many hospitals, clinics, schools and orphanages alongside Government and military buildings."

NPO Emperor Ivan Moldavi himself travelled to the ravaged nation to present Sei with the highest honor of the alliance, a medal representing his induction into the First Order of the Hammer. Sei is the first recipient of this award. "NPO is Teh Crushinator," said Sei upon receiving his award, after he kissed the Emperor's ring.



NPO Emperor Ivan Moldavi presents Sei his award while recovering from the nuclear attack on Narcoleptica.

In retaliation for the nuclear strike, the NPO nations of Arseanistan, Nekront and Soviestan launched a three-pronged offensive against KD. At this point KD has dropped 27 places in the rankings due to the unrelenting force of the NPO. KD has not declared war in return. As KD continues to descend, other NPO nations stand ready to take up the effort to obliterate this nation to demonstrate the alliance's extreme displeasure with the nuclear strike.

"KD attacked Sei, so Vlad, Teh Moo [TrotskysRevenge] and I danced on his head," said Lord Valentine, ruler of Nekront."

Forty-eight hours after the initial strikes, the major part of the war was over. What remains is for the NPO to mop up those stubborn ODN nations who refuse to recognize they have lost. "We will continue the war until they surrender. If they do not surrender, then the war will go on," said General Pump. "Operation Orange Crush obliterated the ODN. As soon as those few ODN nations holding out realize it the better for them. If not, we can play forever." Orange juice anyone?

The terms of surrender have been presented to the ODN, but the official response thus far has been to abdicate responsibility for their actions that precipitated this conflict and to refuse to surrender unconditionally. This response ensures that battles will continue.

And so it goes.



The War Council and other advisors discuss strategy and lay down surrender terms for the ODN