Nutty North Koreans

Nutty North Koreans (NNK) is a small alliance on the black sphere. It was founded on 30 December 2009, but is so amazing that it has existed forever. Even before the freakin' dinosaurs.

History

 * NNK was founded on December 30, 2009
 * Soon afterward, the -NNK war erupted over NNK's banning of bacon within North Korea
 * After that, NNK fought a bloody civil war between Justin Bieber fans (Beliebers) and the haters, resulting in a Constitutional Biebechy.
 * Between the next war and the previous war, merged into NNK
 * Then NNK declared war on CN Staff for their unfunny April Fools joke thread, but the war thread was closed for being "a little late for another April Fools thread".
 * NNK fought against in the, doing surprisingly well for their size and not accepting peace until the war official ended
 * NNK became protected by
 * NNK signed an with
 * NNK cancelled their with
 * NNK signed an with

Charter
Nutty North Koreans has no formal charter, no formal government and certainly no formal dress code (Clothing is taboo). The alliance is officially run by the real life Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, though the Three Stooges interpret his wishes in-game. Justin Bieber plays his rather dubious part as well.

The Government
Although the alliance has no charter it still has a government somehow.

The position of Kim Il Sung, which is even more super than Kim Jong-Il, belongs to Alistair Thorrington. This position does nothing, but since he founded the alliance, he wanted a cooler title than the other Stooges.

The unofficial leaders of NNK are the Three Stooges. These consist of the Stooge of Inside Stuff. This position is currently held by Gorchin, who is the least stoogiest Stooge.

Then there is the Stooge of Growth and Development, which does inside stuff. This position is currently held by Alistair Thorrington, who is pretty stoogy, but not as stoogy as the next guy.

Finally, there is the Stooge of Stuff that is Outside of the Inside. This position is held by Vesta, who is the stoogiest Stooge ever to exist. One of these days, he is definitely planning to overthrow the alliance and install a regime that bans doors or something stupid like that.

The following Corrupt Minsters are again chosen by the Three Stooges and are normally those ambitious guys who want to coup the Stooges, but always fail because a piano is dropped on them, or they get squished into something resembling an accordion. Usual cartoon garbage.

The corrupt Minister of Internal Affairs and his grimy government manage the Internal Affairs of the alliance. These duties are to recruit (at gunpoint) and discipline members of the alliance (through repeating exposure to Justin Bieber's "Baby"), maintain an alliance list of all members and get rid of those scary ghosts before they make moaning noises or move our furniture, educate the Malicous Membership in how awesome the Kim Jong-Il is and how you shouldn't coup him unless you are the Minister of Internal Affairs (Edit: One of the Three Stooges here. Just letting you know that the Minister of Internal Affairs is totally lame), and to review complaints from the Malicous Membership (Which is normally followed by a car accident). The current Minister is Britwarlord.

The corrupt Minister of Economics is the master of money laundering, cheating, scamming, lying and smuggling Hennesy. What would we do without him? (probably a whole lot better) The current Minister is FlakeSe

The corrupt Minister of Defence never does anything, and with good reason. It's not like NNK could survive a war.

The corrupt Minister of Foreign Affairs is Pimpleman, who also does nothing, which is fine.

In the same way these Corrupt Ministers are chosen by the Three Stooges, they too may choose Deputies, but it's not like we have enough members for anything like that.

Government Members

Stooge of the Interior: Gorchin

Stooge of the Exterior: Vesta

Stooge of Growth and Development: Alistair Thorrington

Backup Stooge: Pikachujc

Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE): FlakeSe

Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD): Teh Squishy

Dear Leader Translator (MoFA): Pimpleman

Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA): britwarlord

Assistant Personal Trainer (DMoD): Adam Goharpour

Slimy Bureaucrat of Immigration: Alistair Thorrington

Slimy Bureaucrat of Noobs: Minutiae

Purpose
The goal of the Nutty North Koreans is to attempt an original and novel alliance structure, preferring not to bog members down with official documents and regimented hierarchies, but to survive through an unwritten code of common sense, and to exist only by the consent of its members. Growth is not our explicit goal, for we are content simply to exist and have fun.

Active Treaties

 * - United Sovereign Nations
 * - Legacy

Former Treaties

 * - Menotah (Cancelled)
 * - The Other Side (Merged)
 * MDoAP - The Immortals (Disbanded)
 * OADP - Aeonic Imperium (Disbanded)