Delayclosia

History of Raptoropia
Created centuries ago by Jewcifer Delayclose in his back yard, Delayclosia was slowly but steadily populated by mutated antarctican midgets looking for shelter. Within several hundred years, Jewcifer's backyard had become a full fledged nation, it's as this point that the nation joined a bogus alliance, 4chan, and, in a display of complete stupidity from it's founder, attacked the nation of Arken "for the lulz", only to be raided and burned to the ground by Arken's angry allies along with a bunch of rogues who teamed with Arken.

Eventually, Delayclosia rose again and joined the new /b/ alliance (which had assimilated 4chan) and rose to a position of utter worthlessness in the alliance, constantly annoying the nation of Raptoropia and its founder and begging for dongs only to waste them in completely useless things.