"wtf is this?" Pact

The "wtf is this" Pact is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact between Apocalypse and the Random Insanity Alliance announced on January 18, 2009. It upgrades upon the "Huggle free is the way to be" Pact, a Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty between the two alliances announced on October 24, 2008.

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teh Random Insanity Alliance n Apocalypse wub each other n agree to sign dis trty of Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression.

Section Uno:
DO NOT DISTURB

Section Dos:
Both alliances agree agree to not take aggressive action toward each other. If you don't know what we are talking about, I suggest you go back to school and learn you some edumication.

Section 1:
Should someone attack either alliance, I will be very mad. Also, the other alliance must come to the defense of the attacked alliance or something like that.

Section 5:
If one of the peeps that signed the treaty feel like attacking another alliance for some reason, it is recommended, but not required, that the other alliance man up and help out.

Section D:
Will you people shut up about Florida clauses already.

The next section:

 * SWAT128 Pokes Poke

Another section:
The cancellation period is like 48 hours, dude. And you must let the other alliance know, because not doing so is naughty.

RIA for the signed:

 * Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
 * King_Srqt - Destroyer of G's, Kicker of Shamed, Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation and HoIA of the RIA
 * DrunkWino - Triumvir of Random Insanity and Devo fan
 * SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs
 * Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
 * iKrolm - Head of Economics

Apocalypse signed for:

 * Pomiel, Horseman of Internal Affairs, High Priest of Apocism, Miley Diocese
 * Ghostlin, Horseman of Foreign Affairs, High Priest of Apocism, P!nk Diocese
 * Pokeikon, Horseman of War, High Priest of Apocism, Hilary Diocese