The Ass Accords

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 * treatyname = The Ass Accords
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 * signatory1 = Dre4mwe4ver
 * signatory2 = Smurthwaite
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 * type = Ass
 * link = http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/125192-the-ass-accords/
 * date = November 22, 2014
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 * status = Active
 * color = Green

The Ass Accords between Dre4mwe4ver and Smurthwaite was written and signed on November 22, 2014 on the Screaming Red Asses forums and announced on the OWF on December 1, 2014.

The Ass Accords
Once upon a time, Smurthwaite and Dre4mwe4ver had the unfortunate pleasure of joining and being inspired by the badassery of the Screaming Red Asses. Unfortunate for the world, that is.

Article I: Ass Coverage A wise sloth once said about ass covering, "That's how you get shit on your hands."

But we ain't afraid to get our hands dirty.

If some asshole touches one of our asses for any dumbass reason, these jackasses shall provide whatever assistance deemed necessary and appropriate, whether that be smartass remarks, delivery of assets, or direct military assault.

Signed, Dre4mwe4ver Smurthwaite