Bill n Ted

History of Excellent Adventures:

Excellent Adventures is a large mountain kingdom situated in the Valleys of south east Wales ruled over by the his Divine Highness Bill n Ted whos influence is felt far beyond the borders of Excellent Adventures.

Emergence of a New Kingdom:

Excellent Adventures proclaimed itself a self governed entity on the 30th of September 2006. In an effort to get international funds reaching Excellent Adventures the economy of the country was geared to selling its natural resources to the highest bidders, with somewhat mixed success. By total fluke a trade proposal was sent to the nation of Yns Mon, though the trade was not required a rapport was established between the rulers of the two kingdoms; shortly after Excellent Adventures was asked to join the Independent Republic of Orange Nations as a member state. Fearing the loss of self governance Bill n Ted at first stalled on the offer, with poor international trade and no international aid offers Excellent Adventures joined the Independent Republic of Orange Nations on the 1st of October 2006.

Making waves:

The first month of membership within the Independent Republic of Orange Nations passed rather quietly and without incident, Bill n Ted spent his time getting to know the rulers of other kingdoms whilst also fighting a rogue state that had attacked another IRON member.

Soon as expected Excellent Adventures found itself in trouble, getting a formal rebuke from the then IRON President Sister Midnight for inappropriate behavior of the kingdoms ruler Bill n Ted on the IRON home boards towards a fellow ruler. Following this rebuke Bill n Ted took a dislike Sister Midnight and kept a low profile for the following week.

Months passed, Excellent Adventures participated in oppourtune raids on crumbling neighboring kingdoms to pass the time, as well as spend many hours in conferences with other IRON member states, being a founding member of the Foxtrot Crazy 5+1. The Foxtrot Crazy 5+1 later became one of the most influential groups within IRON - at its pinnacle 60% of the IRON Military was under its direct command in one form or another - members of the Crazy 5+1 have since scattered across planet Bob whilst other have remained in IRON.

Bill n Ted at the Helm:

Early in December Bill n Ted was asked by the then IRON Minister of Defence Tom Sipriani to head up a new department within IRON - the IRON Bounty Office. This was an instant success - filling a small but important niche within IRON.

In mid February with the revelations that Ender an IRON Councilor had leaked information deliberately to outside alliances to influence Council vote, and the resignations of Leogy and Grand Emperor Brian, there were military positions open, and Bill n Ted was asked to become the Commanding Officer (CO) of Bravo Squadron.

Bravo Squadron was not an easy assignment - especially with low morale and activity within the Squadron, this however was not too much of a problem as the revolt that was growing within Bravo Squadrons sister squadron Alpha. Around 12 Alpha squadron rulers had openly floated the rules that govern all member states of IRON under the eye of their commanding officer with his support and encouragement; when this behavior was questioned by the then Deputy Minister of Defence Kith Kanan a riot almost broke out with the potential for mutiny - Bill n Ted was openly critical of both Alpha Squadrons CO Suicidal Jedi and also his Wing Commander Finn Solomon who was responsible for overseeing both Alpha and Bravo squadrons for allowing such behavior to go unchecked. Finn Solomon was soon removed from command, and Bill n Ted took over the reigns of Nimitz Wing as the wing commander much to the horror of many Alpha nations.

Bill n Ted was asked to become an IRON Councilor in early March.

Excellent Adventures & The Empire War:

Being a new council member and having a reputation for a short temper and a shoot first ask questions later mindset which was known by many Bill n Ted under the guidance of the now IRON President bay102174 Bill n Ted threw the first stone which was to precipitate the Empire War. Under the suspicion that the IRON Council chambers had been hacked Bill n Ted posted a thread saying that Excellent Adventures wished for a war of annihilation against The Empire for no other reason than he didnt like its member states and that the founders of The Empire (Ender, Leogy & Grand Emperor Brian) should have been ZIed for their treachery, within 4 hours The Empire posted an official statement saying that they wished us no harm.

Quotes from the time:

Sister Midnight:  Ender said he talked to you, BNT and you gave him a scary vibe, wtf did you say to spook him so bad?

Ender to Sister Midnight: ''Srsly tho, BNT on Council? Are you trying to get into wars with people?''

This was more than enough proof for IRON Council - war was soon to follow and was declared - many a true word said in just sums up Enders question.

Most of the military planning of the Empire War was undertaken by Bill n Ted who in the absence of both Ministers of Defence was the most senior military councilor, planning was done in secret with none but IRONs most trusted members told only at the last minute that IRON was heading for a war, target lists were drawn up, then altered at the last minute by the Minister of Defence Tom Sipriani much to the private annoyance of Bill n Ted who had been doing more than his fair share of the military planning only to have it at the last minute by someone who had contributed nothing.

Bill n Ted becomes Minister of Defence:

With the long overdue resignation of Tom Sipriani for poor board activity Bill n Ted became the IRON Minister of Defence by a unanimous council vote.

About Excellent Adventures & its Ruler:

Excellent Adventures is located in the South Walian Valleys in the UK. Excellent Adventures has participated in every IRON military Campaign since the Empire war; has been involved in multiple wars including the destruction and occupation of nuclear rogue nations.

The national drink of Excellent Adventures is Cider, and its populance enjoys doner kebabs, curries and pasta.

Due to participation in nuclear wars large swathes of Excellent Adventures is uninhabitable, areas that are inhabitable are used for cider apple farming, with almost all of the populance of Excellent Adventures located within its capital and only city, Phone Booth.

Bill or Ted?:

There has been some debate as to which rules the kingdom. Bill n Ted occupy the mid of a very disturbed person, who is neither Bill or Ted, but both. Bill n Teds mental condition has been called into question on more than one occasion with rather gung ho attitudes and shoot first ask questions later approaches.

STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION