Military Test - Republic of Celtic

A scout team from Republic of Celtic instigated a conflict that uncovered numerous crimes of king dope.

Recorded Announcement
On July 24th 2011, A Republic of Celtic's scout team came within one hundred miles of The Military Testing Center's complex. A recorded announcement was sent to the scouting party warning them to turn back immediately. The scouting party disregarded the message and pressed forward. When the intruders reached an ancient chainlink fence surrounding the Complex, The Military Testing Center (MTC) entered Republic of Celtic (RoC) into their automated military testing program. Training was approved by SirWilliam [GOONS] Strategos within minutes.

"'This is a recorded announcement,"

"I'm afraid we're all out at the moment. The Military Testing Center thanks you for your visit... but regrets that the entire nation is closed. Please leave."

"Now."

"It is most gratifying, that your enthusiasm for our military testing service continues unabated and so we would like to assure you that the robot soldiers currently converging with your nation are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients."

"Your nation has been signed up for our automated military testing program. The testing will be conducted by Bot #240683. The bot will launch a series of simulated attacks designed to test and train your existing military forces. During this time you may notice your land, infrastructure, technology, and military will decrease. Do not be alarmed; this is part of the simulation. At the end of the training you will receive your test results. This is a free service."

"-Military Testing Center'"

Automated Military Testing
Once approved. Bot #240683 was randomly selected to conduct the training and testing of Republic of Celtic's military. Bot #240683 is a Conscious Artificial Military Testing Intelligence Network (CAMTIN). CAMTIN instantly activated the complex defense system which captured the scouting party, then messages king dope and the Republic of Celtic government.



The First Day
What followed was a routine warm up battle when a small battalion of Military Testing Robot Soldiers were removed from storage and deployed into the Republic of Celtic. However, king dope's military forces were so unorganized they found themselves completely overwhelmed. It is estimated that 3202 soldiers died on first day of training. All 400 RoC tanks were destroyed when king dope overstepped his armor division general and ordered a no-retreat policy concerning his hometown San Dopia.

king dope's personal treasury is estimated at 13 million Euros before the battle (confirmation required). €6220000 was seized by the Military Testing Center and their combined forces.