Beardia

Nation Information
Beardia is a medium sized, mostly developed, and established nation at 140 days old with citizens primarily of Czech ethnicity whose religion is Judaism. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation'. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Beardia work diligently to produce Fish and Lumber as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. Beardia is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power plants but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. The military of Beardia has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. Beardia allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Beardia believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. Beardia will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.

What's the Deal Here?
Either the astutely clever or the cleverly astute will by now have realized that Beardia is not the first nation helmed by the mighty theragu40. Formerly theragu40 was supreme ruler of Rothschiltopia, a find nation indeed, but one whose inactivity eventually brought it languishing to obscurity. Beardia shall suffer no such fate.

The Brain
With the help of mr3looc and shane-o, theragu40 started a super-cool alliance called The Brain, which you should check out, if you know what's good for you.

Kickassery
Kickassery is a special word, reserved for use on only the most kickass of people, places, or in rare instances things. Beardia and The Brain are totally kickass, and therefore deserving of the term 'kickassery'.