Merdesa

The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

 * Leader of the mighty nation Cakebekistan.
 * Deputy Skymarshal of the World Freedom Federation.
 * Once became intimate with a polar bear, thus creating the "people" of Cakebekistan (The relationship ended shortly after).
 * Invented the Chiffon cake, later selling it to Betty Crocker.
 * His "Blue Period" reinvented the artistic nuances of Jell-O Jigglers and heavily influenced Giorgio De Chrico's Hebdomeros.
 * Once stuck thirteen (13) Large Marshmallows in his mouth, without choking.
 * A smoker of fine cigars, but is also known as an amateur pipe connoisseur.
 * Is not a member of AARP or it's affiliates.
 * Single-handedly ended The Biscuit Wars after mortally wounding The Pillsbury Dough Boy (who later died of a yeast infection).
 * Was known as the 'Fifth Beatle'.