"Random Assaults make Good Cookies" Treaty

="Random Assaults make Good Cookies" Treaty=

Whatever comes before the amble, whatever
The Imperial Assault Alliance and the Random Insanity alliance, hereby known as the IAA and RIA respectively, reaffirm that they are brothers from different mothers, and that they will continue to have weekly drunkenings till the day they die.

Article 1
Neither member of either signatory may declare war on each other in any way, help the enemy of the other signatory (whether in military or aid) or espionage. Should this happen, the other signatories' boner will fail and this treaty will have been in vane. Also, make sure our parents this is discussed first, eh?

Article 2
How strangely erotic

Article 3
In the case of one signatory getting into the war, the other signatory alliance is encouraged to give moral support.

Article 5
The IAA and the RIA must be good friends and place nice. arguing and constructive critisizm is allowed, but no flaming, or else.

Article 6
Funding has been fowarded to amazing IAA and RIA scientists who will invent a machine which will automatically install a witty phrase in this article.

Article 7
48 hours to cancel, or somebody's part of anatomy will end up on a platter.

Signed for RIA:
Moth ~ Leader Azural ~ Head of Foreign Affairs Kaiser ~ Head of Internal Affairs cctmsp13 ~ Economic Advisor

Signed for IAA:
Chimaera, Prime Minister Mandrivia, Minister of Foreign Affairs AbSoLuTiOn, Minister of Domestic Affairs Chaos Armed, War Minister Clone, Princeps Senatus