Talk:Treyjikistan

This is the Talk Page for Treyjikistan, the nation with the most Jikistan on Planet Bob. Feel free to discuss Treyjikistan here.

Let me be clear that I do not want any jokes to be told in this space, unless they're jokes about Irish people.

Ok, I've changed my mind. We probably should not have any jokes in this space, even ones about the Irish.

Ok, just one.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Guinness and drinks it very quickly, and then orders another one. He finishes the next one just as quickly. A man sitting next to him says, "That's impressive! I'll make you a wager. If you can drink 10 Guinness that fast in a row, I'll buy them all for you." The Irish guy agrees on the condition that he gets 30 minutes before he has to actually drink the Guinness. The man agrees.

The Irish guy leaves and returns in 30 minutes. The Guinness are all sitting on the table and everyone in the bar is watching in anticipation. The Irish guy drinks all 10 Guinness with lightning speed, and looks no worse for the wear. The man who made the wager congratulates him and offers to pay the tab as long as the Irish guy tells him where he went for those 30 minutes.

"I had to go across the street to the other bar to see if I could do it" he says.