JAY NIXON IS AN IDIOT Pact

The The JAY NIXON IS AN IDIOT Pact is an between the United Purple Nations and Invicta. It was announced as a downgrade from the Purple Haze Accords on 4 June 2010.

Article 1
UPN and Invicta agree that Jay Nixon is an idiot.

Article 2
UPN and Invicta continue to recognize one another as sovereign alliances, and are committed to ensuring friendly relations between one another.

Article 3
UPN and Invicta express grave disapproval over the idiotic decision by Jay Nixon (who is an idiot) to allocate $1 million budgeted for the Tour of Missouri to instead advertise such riveting events such as the 150th anniversary of the Pony Express and the 175th anniversary of Mark Twain's Birth, as well as the construction, commissioning and the advertising of the new Jay Nixon Memorial Institute For Observating The Anhydration Of Mastic Substances, to be located in Edina, because who the hell wants to visit Edina?

Article 4
UPN and Invicta reserve the right to, whenever mutually deemed necessary for the security of both alliances, defend one another, share intel, provide economic aid, organize tech deals and trade circles, and spam the crap out of each other's forums and IRC channels.

Article 5
UPN and Invicta want a no-name nominee to trounce the idiot known as Jay Nixon in the August 2012 primaries.

Article 6
This treaty remains in effect until such time that a) one party gives the other 72 hours advanced notice of cancellation, b) this treaty is upgraded, or c) Jay Nixon leaves the governor's mansion. In the event of term c) a replacement treaty of equal stature shall go into immediate effect.

Article 7
Once again, Jay Nixon is an idiot.

Signatories
For United Purple Nations


 * Peggy Sue, Prime Minister
 * Greene345, Minister of Defense
 * SirDelirium, Minister of Foreign Affairs
 * Black Danaraki, Minister of Internal Affairs

For Invicta


 * Jorost, Lord Protector
 * Learz, Lord Lieutenant
 * Atlashill, Duke of Springdale & Former Head of State
 * Thrash, Minister of Foreign Affairs