United Mahouts of Epicaricacy

The United Mahouts of Epicaricacy (Also known as The UME) are a group of internet trolls that was formed in early 2008. They are currently commanded by UTOPOS, who is referred to the Grand Mahout by members of this organisation. When asked about how many members this group had, they simply replied 'Over 9000'.

Uncle Jim Bob - "There are thousands of UME in the shadows my son, walk with me and I will show you the way of the mahout." Uncle Jim Bob is a member of the Nguyen family.

Raids
The UME have raided multiple games since their formation in Late 2007. Most notible is their raid on te online text based game City Empires. Since the UME has been banned from City Empires so much they have since decided to move their efforts onto another browser based game called Cyber Nations. The Cyber Nations raid involves more forum trolling than actuall game playing.

Due to these raids, another group was formed within the UME, called the Guild Of The Moonwell. This is a group of players from the UME gonig onto another popular game, Warcraft 3. The users from UME who play this game are known as UME4LYFE and Sea_Lord.

War
The first set of battles lasted for four months but the UME armies were not defeated and McPuffin was not taken. The Royal National army withdrew north to regroup. The UME immediately began the building of a massive pair of walls to defend their lands. This pair of walls, just south of the Lulzilla River, eventually grew to a length of 11 miles, stretching from the sea to the mountains. The walls were each 20 feet tall and equipped with many cannons of European design.

In 2008, the Trinh tried to outflank the walls with an amphibious invasion but the UME fleet was able to defeat the Royal National fleet at The Great IRON Caulk War.

UTOPOS died in early 2009 with the Defense of UTOPOS Holy Crusade still going on. Still, the defensive measures he had put in place served the UME well. McPuffin was not taken by the Trinh till Feburary 2009. Further, his defensive success in these first battles is a credit to his ability to attract talented men to his cause and make use of expert military advice, even when it came from another country.

Philanthropy
Besides there online work, the UME is famous donator to the Dana Farber cancer institute. Doctor Mudkip along with a few other notable physicians (Dr. Anonwut, Dr. Lulzilla) Have worked with the UME to donate money to cancer research.

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