Opening Up the Bar

Opening Up the Bar is a between Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and Nordreich. It was on April, 06 2014.

Preamble
Preambles are for wimps, and sober people. We don’t need no stinkin’ preamble.

Friendship
We will always share our beer, liquor, booze, and women. If we find out about a party, we’ll call the other to see if they want to come along as well.

Defense
No one messes with our friends. If we’re out drinking and someone decides to mess with our friends, we could crash the party. Don't mess with our friends.

Optional Assault
Should our friends decide to go out brawling in a few bars, they can call us first and let us know. If we’re feeling good that night, we can come along. But if we are making love to our womenz, then we can take a rain check. However, friends are always encouraged to have one anothers backs. My brothers before my female consorts.

Cancellation
Should the beer ever go stale, the bars close, and everyone catch venereal diseases, then we can call each other and call our drinking escapades off. Calling off of drinking escapades must be done in private 72 hours in advance.

Signed for Global Alliance and Treaty Organization
letub - Assembly Chairman Roland - Minister of Foreign Affairs Congress of GATO

Signed for Nordreich
Ofo Ibah Aozpi - Kaiser von Nordreich Redneck - Kronprinz von Nordreich TurnipCruncher - Kanzler von Nordreich Kaiser Hanssen - Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs Johan Pitka - Reichsminister of Education Lateri - Reichsminister of the Interior PuliSher - Reichsbanker Judson - Reichsmarschall Nemhauser - Reichsgraf von Nordreich