Pendulum

One day, two star-crossed lovers, BlackjackCF and Grand Duke Nevsky, thought it would be all fun and games to be a couple of Daddies. Both being young and foolish lovers, they did not realize and/or didn't care that it would be a god-awful burden to manage a child. The two soulmates got what they wanted and had their ugly child, which they named Pendulum since they didn't know any good real names. Now the two regret their decision about having this child like most mothers in New York and China do.