General Arno Minion

Arno Minion is the self proclaimed Lord Protector and High President of San Serriffe. Minion inherited the rule of the Republic of San Serriffe after siezing control via a military coup. He quickly set about forming aid ties with several large nations to boost the economy of his island nation.

For a number of weeks, Minion tried in vain to get a coalition of like minded dictators together and form the Banana Republic. He eventually alligned his fledgling nation with SNAFU to ensure its stability and growth. He was born in the capital city, Bodoni but grew up in rural Serriffia where he learned to shoot and bully the less educated children.

Minion attended a military high school and graduated with honors. He later joined and progressed through the ranks of the Serrifian army quickly and became the leader of the country by default in 1972.