Official Ranks of Maroon

The Official Ranks of Maroon aka Ranks o' Maroon aka The 0fficial Ranks 0f Mar00n was created and maintained by Shamedmonkey until his retirement. Maintenance of the list was officially handed over by Shamedmonkey to IronSoldier820. However, Xiphosis and Fronz maintained the list before its ceremonial turn over.

The latest incarnation of the ranks (updated on December 8, 2007) is as follows:

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Demi-Gods
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 * Delta: Maroon's Cupcake
 * Amoshi: Lesbian Gaston
 * Iron Soldier: That One Guy
 * Zessa: Maroon's Evil Owl
 * Shamedmonkey: Maroon's Goliath

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Pope of Maroon
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 * Bernard: Pope of Maroon

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Retired Marooners of Greatness
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 * ASB (Amazonian Beasts): Made of Win and Awesome
 * Bill Salasky: Banned for being too Awesome for CN
 * cheeseaholic: Sanctioned Ruben
 * Cheyenne: Prophet of Smith
 * Ejayrazz: Previous Janitor, Sanctioned Shebang
 * Epitaph: Stalking Marine
 * Friedrich Meinhoff III: Now Banned, RIP
 * Marine91: ASB Fanboy
 * Shire5k: Previous King of Hippos
 * Truth: Nuked Ruben

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Semi-Gods
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 * Damen: Second Prophet of Smith, WRIter of Maroon
 * Flask: Awesomest Member of the RIA
 * Loren: Iŋşiştàŋt Şpàო Qŭęęŋ
 * Ruler of Conquerestine: The Roc[k], blame him for all evils

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Average Marooners
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 * CptGodzilla: Who knows
 * Darth Sexy: Slowly counting to 3000
 * Goose: Calm, Cool, Collected
 * Masta: Peeping Tom
 * Munchie-man: The Maroon Buttseckz King
 * NWRoyale: Threatens me with Nukes
 * steodonn: Nublet Irish Spammer
 * The Black Watch: Got His Sig Nuked on his first day here
 * Xiphosis: No you may not
 * Zombie2000: Zombie Number 2000.

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Honorary Marooner
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 * kia: MRA guy thats on Brown but attacked Shebang anyway
 * Attin Repoz: Was banned from CN for Spam - Twice
 * EnragedLobster: Winner of Maroon

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Apprentices
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 * Baron Will Scarlett: Popette and Guy who Makes Stupid Wii Jokes
 * Flamingo: Eaten by Zessa (R.I.P.)
 * Juggernaut: Gets Paid to Spam

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Lower Than Dirt
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 * KG3: The George that never became King
 * Han Fei Zi: Official Aid-Beggar of the Maroon Team
 * Mikhail: Once Devout Smithist who Now Worships Admin
 * Osama EBW: Defector and Alliance Hopper
 * The Unmentionable One: Locked the Spam Thread
 * Valek: Is a n00b for being black

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Lower Than Those Guys who are Lower Than Dirt
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 * Ruben: Spy who Sucks at Spying and Reports all our Spam
 * Norway: LOL NoR***
 * Silent_Spitfire: Aid Fraud and A General ****ing Cheater
 * Green: Green sucks
 * Pink: Pink sucks too
 * NpO: Bots Fail
 * Shebang: lol, Shebang

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Lickers of dirt
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 * Tulak: Betrayer of Smithism and Maroon's one and only Warmonger and Maroon's Worst Drunk.
 * Darth Caesar: Worst Spy Ever and Blasphemer of Maroon.

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Licker of the Shoes of Those who Lick Dirt
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 * Lake: Left for Green and came back to report Deep Blue
 * Da Choice: Traitorous bastard that killed ONOS