Doom House Accords

The Doom House Accords (DHA) is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact between the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism, the Mushroom Kingdom, and Umbrella signed on October 29, 2010.

Preamble:
A Doom HOUSE?!

Article 1: Reginald P. Linux
All three signatories agree to solve all disagreements in private and try their best to keep their members from arguing with each other in public. Signatories are prohibited from engaging in war against one another.

Article 2: What an interesting... figurine
All three signatories agree to grant access to each others' basic social discussion forums.

Article 3: MY HAPPY HOUSE
If one of the signatories is directly attacked, the other two are obligated to defend them, unless the defense comes as a result of a chaining obligation. If one of the signatories is attacking aggressively, the others have the ability to join in too.

Article 4: Secret Terrorist Burial Ground
If one of the signatories discover intel that the other two should know, they are obligated to share it.

Article 5: DEAR RICHARD:
Any signatory may withdraw from the Doom House Accords with a notice period of one week, during which all the above articles will apply.

Signed for Umbrella:

 * Roquentin, President
 * NFL Generic, Vice President
 * Natan, Field Marshal
 * Xavii, Envoy
 * mrcalkin, IA Chief
 * Lord Panis Rahl, Economist
 * domisi, the Generator
 * Uranium, Umbrellaifier

Signed for GOONS:

 * Sardonic, GOONS Pilot
 * Ktarthan, GOONS Co-Pilot
 * Beefspari, GOONS Secretariat
 * SirWilliam, GOONS Strategos
 * Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi, dalstrs, Mofeta

Signed for the Mushroom Kingdom:

 * King: Archon
 * Prince: lebubu


 * Lord High Vanguard: Teh 1337 Guy
 * Lord High Envoy: Epiphanus
 * Lord High Treasurer: Infinite Citadel
 * Lord High Communicator: potato
 * Lord High Inductor: Imperator