Proclamation regarding the Protection of the Ascended Elite

The Proclamation regarding the Protection of the Ascended Elite was a proclamation by the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) on January 14, 2013 which made the Ascended Republic of Elite States (ARES) their protectoRIte. The proclamation superseded The Brave and the Bold Accords, a Mutual Defense Pact between the two.

Proclamation text
The Random Insanity Alliance hereby announces that the Ascended Republic of Elite States has become our protectoRIte. They shall remain our protectorRIte indefinitely until such a time that they are able to walk on their own again. This proclamation supersedes our previous mutual defense pact as we don't believe it is reasonable for us to expect them to honor a mutual defense clause at this juncture.

RIA Signatures

 * ~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
 * ~ Ogaden, Spammer of Inboxes, Giver of Happy Endings, Retard Savant, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Mexico
 * ~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Protector of ARES
 * ~ Croix, Level 14 Head of Recruitment, Firestarter and pee-er-outer
 * ~ Atonichis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Former Grang Nagus, Dovahkiin.
 * ~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People
 * ~ Jenne - Former minister of damn near everything, resident creepy old guy
 * ~ cctmsp13, viceroy