First Polar War

NPO - NAAC War



An NPO Soldier hoists the Black and Blue over Quahog, Capitol of Petoria.

Within just 24 hours of the start of hostilities, the once strong NAAC lies in total disarray. A spearhead of jackbooted NPO shock troops destroyed 47 Infrastructure and captured 34 miles of NAAC land. Benevolent NPO troops, carrying much needed food and supplies, report that the former NAAC citizens welcomed them with open arms and waving blue and black NPO flags as they pushed back the defending forces. Many mothers held up their babies for the triumphant NPO troops to kiss as they passed by.

President Holyone has vowed no surrender and no apology for his part in bringing this unwanted destruction upon his people. Speaking from a dirt hovel somewhere within Petoria, he issued the following statement, "Omfg shut up! That is what i started trash talking you guys for, all of that 'Hail the NPO' stuff it was just really obnoxious and thats all."

While the president hides from the occupying forces and the NAAC continues to disintegrate, Tingtopia defected to GATO after his forces were destroyed in swift NPO co-ordinated raids. President 1337 Fr05h was surprised to learn that his alliance had provoked the wrath of the NPO and issued a cry of "What, I would of never agreed to this! I'm qitting the NAAC right now." Upon his resignation, brilliantly efficient NPO forces swiftly broke off their attack and moved to flank other NAAC nations.

NAAC nations have swiftly dropped in the rankings as their defences and infrastructure have been destroyed, a steady stream of refugees tell of heavy rioting and crippled economies. In Persian Empire freed political prisoners from Persepolis city hugged the rescuing NPO troopers and told horror stories of life under the despotic Talost.

Further signs that the Alliance will fall shortly emerged within a war crimes court when General Pump accused Holyone of abusing his position to remove records. After initially denying all knowledge, the besieged Holyone broke down and implicated his second-in-command, Wingman13, as the culprit with the following confession: "I did not want to have to be a rat but if it means the loss of my position i will say that it was indeed wingman. He was on the phone with me at the time telling me he did delete them."

The latest news from the front indicates that NPO tanks continue to crash through the NAAC positions, General Moo-Cows assured us that the reports of baby-eating within the ranks are vastly exaggerated.

HAIL NPO! for Peace, for Prosperity, for Progress

Written by Sei.