Life as a Pirate of the Parrot Order

What is "Life as a Pirate of the Parrot Order"?
"Life as a Pirate of the Parrot Order" is the weekly/bi-weekly news of the Pirates of the Parrot Order. It is written by a contractor.

Introduction
Hello there, reader(s). It’s unfortunate that I cannot reveal my name to you because of the contract between me and Lord MonkhErdene. However, he’s given me permission to write a little bit about myself.

I was a young boy when I met Lord MonkhErdene. During that time, he wasn’t even a lord yet. In fact, his name at the time was Edwen. I had spent that summer month on his family’s farm because my parents recently wedded, and they were traveling the world together.

I remember my mother’s beautiful white dress, and my father’s expensive tuxedo. My parents were always counting how much I was eating at the time that I hid under one of the tables with a plate of delicious food. Then my mother’s favorite song came on from the radio.

I lifted the cloth from the table, and watched my parents danced with each other.

... wait. If parents are supposed to have their children after they get married, how did I witness my parents’ wedding?!

Week 1
Lord MonkhErdene had instructed me to follow the members of the PPO, and write about the candid moments in their lives. As I tried to find my first victim... uh, I mean, the first person to follow... that doesn’t sound good either, huh? I explored the PPO headquarters to find anything worthy of my pen’s ink.

The most interesting sign that I saw was called “Rum and Wenches (18+ only),” I thought that this might be the place to find candid moments.

... maybe not. Please get the unicorn images out of my head!

Week 2
After my incident with the unicorns, I told Lord MonkhErdene that I wasn’t going to suffer any longer. He said, “Good, now please write something! I’m not paying you to be sick.”


 * _;

He suggested that I shadow Lurunin, Captain of the PPO. Now I remember seeing Lurunin within the halls of “Rum and Wenches (18+),” but since I did not want to go there again, I went to hide within the Captain’s Quarters. Soon enough, I found him, and started following him.

From my time following the Captain, there were too many times when he suspected someone following him. Smart man. Also a kind leader. I would write about what he did, but I think this particular incident is one that should not be shared with the world. You will just have to use your imagination.

When Captain Lurunin is free, he likes to role play with the wench La Riquea. Three times in one night, I witnessed them acted out a scenario. Maybe this is a sign that I should move on to another Pirate of the Parrot Order?