Ode to Carops

Ode to Carops is the national anthem of Mancunian Caropsgrad. It was originally written by the great Liberalian poet Claro, when Carops was leader of that nation. We the subsequent destruction of Liberalia and the movement of the Liberalian population to Manchester, the anthem also moved.

''"Oh, Carops, how we love thee, You really are so nice, You never spite or kill us, You let higher taxes suffice."

"Oh, Carops, how we adore you, You always do what's right, You never steal our money, or fill us all with fright"

"Oh, Carops, you're so lovely, You really are the best, You always use the litter-bin, You clean after all the rest!"''

*gunfire crescendo*