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Beginnings
Out of many nations, an hero has arisen. An hero known to the world as Anoymous. We have traveled many a month in the digital wilderness, through epic threads, infernal Bob Ross stickies, also Cox. We have perservered through these many trials. We have survived the scourge of the Habbo b& hammer and countless MySQL connection failures. We have looked with longing upon the promised land, which we shall take from these heathens, under the blessing of the almighty Afroduck. Anonymous shall lead us to heaven with his almighty powers. $$7/0=?$$



Membership
To become a member one must be Anonymous. It is also suggested that one delete one's System32 directory. One must go through a series of rigorous initiation rites, demonstrating esoteric knowledge of memetics and diabeetus. If the candidate is found to be made of sufficient win, surprise buttsechs is performed in the grey area. Push button, receive bacon.



Rules
Covet not thy neighbor's iPod, nor his loli, for Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous knows that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his /b/rother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my /b/rothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

We live by only rule: that no matter what, it needs moar desu, furry or otherwise. Longcat is long. And XBox is hueg.

Praise be to Allah!



Anonymous in his most recent known picture.

Our Leader?


Could this be the elusive DESU?

A mysterious figure known only by the acronym DESU who is the secret brain behind the group mind that is Anonymous. Little is known about this bizarre woman. Even less can be confirmed. It is says she has one red eye and one green eye. Some say she is a furry, some say she isn't. Some say she is just a puppet, being controlled by an even moar enigmatic power.

Whatever can be said about her, she is the reputed mastermind behind the 7-12 and 9-11 protests against a certain virtual hotel complex. Others claim she had nothing to do with it, and that it was simply Anonymous acting alone on an inside tip that the Hotel Manager himself - under instruction from an unamed executive at Sulake, Inc. - had released deadly Stingraids into the swimming pools of the US and Austrailian hotels.

Official Crap
Leadership
 * President: King Raptor Jesus
 * Man at Arms: Zippy-Chan
 * CFO: Clutch
 * Recruiter: Chickenz
 * Ambassatrix: Furseiseki


 * Official Team: Green
 * Official Currency: Dongs
 * Official Deity: Raptor Jesus
 * Official Mascot: Furry Desu
 * Official Trap: Bridget



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