ZI-NPO War

The Great ZI-NPO War
As soon as the ZI was founded, its founders were attacked by several NPO members. The attack was a random act of violence and imperialistic agression. It is not known why the ZI was attacked, but many believe it was because the NPO invaders were either anti-Zionist, or against freedom of speech. One NPO member even talked of bears and sticks, in a whimsical, nonsensical fashion. Nevertheless, the imperialist pig-dog invaders were quickly defeated and many citizens of ZI Club member nations LOLed at the dead invading soldiers.