Independence Speech

The Independence Speech was a speech given by Vladimir Domo De Dovo declaring the independence of Jaduka on the steps of the Jadukastag Building on January 14, 2010. "Citizens of Jaduka. I am here to announce that what we have been longing for is finally, and at long lasts, realized. I am a man of business and, therefore, must apologize for my lack of charisma. Since the assimilation of Crimea Iso into our neighbor, Vauleyo-Buryatia, our culture has been nearly destroyed. Those of us in, even, the capital of Rostovi Corner now consider themselves to be Vauleyo-Buryatian. The once mighty Crimean Houses of Del Vixen and Carbon have also been lost in history. We, however, have not. We here in Jaduka still hold our culture and language near and dear to our hearts. We do not share the same culture, language, or values with our Vauleyo-Buryatian brethren that surround us. We are but an oasis of hope that our race shall survive and not drown in the current of corrupt change. It is for this reason that we declare ourselves independent from the former Crimean Empire and the Socialist Union of Vauleyo-Buryatia. I will admit that without the support of our Vauleyo-Buryatian neighbors our existence will be strained. Nevertheless, we will prevail.'

'I ask, first, that President Miroslav Anyatevich recognize our new independent status. We then ask the world to recognize our will to govern ourselves. Finally, I want to congratulate you all on new found independence and self-governorship!"