Samantha wildman adress on air strikes on Cold River

fellow women of the Mortville community earlier today air and naval forces of Mortville university and high school launched a series air strikes and cruise missile attacks aimed at Nuclear facilities which were the culprits behind Big Ben's unprovoked attack on World Cup Championship day and to minimize casualties among the Cold River people to whom we have no qurrell. after the 2010 FIFA World Cup Championship Final i've warned Big Ben that we would hold his autocratic regime accountable for any new attacks committed against us. we've told them straight up we will take action as soon as we determine conclusively who the culprits are. Big Ben Healy is not only an enemy of Mortville. his record of pulling down his pants in public and rigging elections and supressing his own people has been well documented and well known in the United States. i'm speaking on the behalf of Lawanda Dumore, because, everybody in Mortville was shocked frightened and angry when we heard she had rabies!