Snarfania

Overview
Snarfania is perhaps the greatest CyberNation to have ever existed. It was brought into existence in early November 2011 by the greatest and most diabolical mind to have ever lived. Some call the mastermind of this unprecedented nation Lofty Loft, but to most he is only known as Lord.

Ethnicity
Snarfania has a primarily Jewish ethnicity populace. The Snarfanian Jewish community is centered in the capitol city of Snarfania, New Snarf. The Jewish community has hailed Lord Lofty Loft as "The greatest man to have ever ruled a nation that I have lived in" (Robert Goldstein).

Capitol City
The capitol city of Snarfania is New Snarf. New Snarf formed largely around massive sources of fur and aluminum deposits. The aluminum is smelted in factories that lie just outside of New Snarf (in Snarfton) and turned into cans. These revolutionary aluminum cans designed by Lord Lofty Loft himself have changed the way people across the world view cans. The fur deposits were left by a million year-old community that preceded Snarfania. Large groups of hunters (who had developed high-power laser rifles) demolished the local mammal population, so they piled all the furs in a cave in modern New Snarf. Jewish miners spend every day of their life mining for these extravagant furs.

Popularity
Snarfania has grown exponentially in popularity since it was created and has sparked a sensation in the remote Sandwich Islands. Lord Lofty Loft has met with and advised the rulers of the Sandwich Islands and his suggestions (demands) will be put into place very soon.

War
In the words of Lord Lofty Loft "I wanna pillage!"

Lofty Loft and the Jewish Snarfanian Army are very aggressive and will take on ANY opponent. Some view war as a devastating and necessary evil, but Lord Lofty Loft views it as a game...and he never loses.

History
Snarfania has a brief history. The fur trade was established about one-million years ago (see "Capitol"). Snarfania's deepest, darkest secrets lie in a journal buried millions of miles under a remote desert in eastern Kazakhstan. No one has seen it except he who wrote it (Lord Lofty Loft).