The 5 Minute Raid

The 5 Minute War was an alliance war between Aztech and the Pan National Union. On April 11th, 2013, the Pan National Union resumed its attacks on Aztech nations following the conclusion of the 4 Minute War. The war lasted approximately five minutes with the Pan National Union once again surrendering to Aztech forces.

Clock Work
Distraught over their immediate surrender in the 4 Minute War, the Pan National Union drank away their sorrow into the early hours of April 11th, 2013. Heavily intoxicated, the leadership forgot the entire reason for their surrender in the last war, and ordered attacks on Aztech nations to resume. Leading the new assault was SgtInsanity of Territory 99, who declared war on Alfonse of Estoc. Damage was minimal, with the total for damages estimated at only .5 million Currency.

New Ink
Aztech was once again thrown into anarchy, but quick action from leadership kept damage to a minimum. After the first ground assault on Estoc land, Alfonse penned a message similar that the one sent to atombomb3429 on April 10th, 2013:

''You are attacking an [alliance] protected by the Grand Lodge of Freemasons and [Aurora Borealis]. I demand you cease all hostilities and find a nice corner.''

SgtInsanity immediately complied with the demands and ordered his troops into the nearest corner. Pan National Union leadership followed suit after realizing they made a huge mistake. Auctor, Grand Knight of the Grand Lodge of Freemasons, was not aroused.

Fumble Muffler
The Pan National Union immediately requested to surrender to Aztech forces. Alfonse hesitated, conferring with allies on whether or not the microalliance should be rolled into dust. Being a compassionate man, Alfonse chose to forgive the Pan National Union's trespasses, on the condition of these terms:


 * Cessation of all hostilities
 * 3 million Currency for damages

Five minutes after the first and only declaration, the war ended with the Pan National Union's surrender to Aztech forces.

Aftermath
Auctor made clear that a third attack on Aztech nations would result in the Pan National Union's destruction. He also reiterated his lack of arousal during the whole ordeal.