Writing Division of the New Pacific Order

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IOs Reshuffled - Loucifer Promoted, Promises Hell
Latest scene at the War Rooms after Loucifer moved into his office there.

Around a week ago a spectacular, no-narcotics-involved event took place at the Body Republic. The Emperor TrotskysRevenge himself descended from his lofty throne of Francograd unto his imperial podium at the Body Republic’s main congressional hall where hundreds of loyal Pacificans gathered to hear what their Mighty Moo had to moo. After the Emperor has exclusively thanked Frawley and Koona (who looked strangely “kinder” than usual, according to our correspondents) for all the hard work and effort they have given to the New Pacific Order over the last three years, some present at the assembly gasped in lamentation, knowing that this only meant one thing: the duo would now leave the Imperial Office.

As for promotions, the Emperor announced that DarkMistress and hawk11 will now oversee the elusive Foreign Affairs. Millionario and Cortath will also administer Economics and Tech – respectively. In addition to this reshuffling, noob5 will be moved to Internal Affairs, specifically the Academy, while Loucifer will be set loose into the Military.

“Although they are retiring from their current positions, I have awarded each of them honorary positions—Frawley will be known as Standartenbankier, and Koona shall be known as Imperial Shadow,” the Emperor said in the conclusion of his decree.

Responses to the government are overwhelmingly positive, with many comrades shouting “Congrats!” to the newly appointed Imperial Officers. “Your hard work is rewarded with even more hard work!” Mary the Fantabulous observed, whereas comrade Letum claimed that he had “a dream about DM and Milli being IO’s a few days ago” anyway.

In a separate development, major fire erupted in the War Rooms shortly after the announcement. Firefighters and rescue teams were seen carrying out the wounded out of the affected area. Later diagnostic discovered that the injured also suffered from nervous breakdown – some kept involuntarily flinching as many more looked dumbstruck. A videotape, retrieved at the fire site, revealed that Loucifer visited officers stationed there prior to the fire.

“Now go... crush your enemies beneath your jackboots!” said a part of Loucifer’s message.

Written by Thomas Richmond The Pacific Press - A Jackboot on the Pulse of World Events. Proudly Part of PNN

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