Nuclear Crisis of 3/25

The Threat
A message to the governments of the world from Moozimoo

Greetings, worthless foreigners!

This is Herr Soigacas, President-for-life of Moozimoo, and I have an announcement to make.

For too long our nation has been suppressed by the elitist menace of others. They stop us from growing and expanding, and actively seek to destroy us grgadually. Therefore, we demand that they recognise us, and repay their debts to us. We think the reasonable sum of $1,000,000 should suffice.

If they do not cooperate, we have several nuclear missiles pointed at the nations of Pumpway, Pierconium and others. Thank you for your time, and we hope this makes our position clear.

Soigacas awaaaay!

Immediate International Response
Seconds after posting, Soigacas recieved 'complements' from TheBlitz, along the lines of "Incredibly stupid and brilliant" and "You shall go down in CN history". However, TheBlitz's post was followed by confused posts about what exactly Soigacas was doing. "I am not sure what is going on, but I do indeed hope this matter can be brought to a peaceful closure" said das girl.

Posts continued to spring up quickly either threatening, questioning or admiring Soigacas's actions. Being a member of GATO, he was quickly ejected from the alliance, who shared a peace accord with the NPO.

Second Post
We do not need the forces of GATO to back us up! We are stronger than every alliance in the world combined.

GATO are weak and pathetic, and no doubt secretly in alliance with the NPO anyway.

Soigacas out.

Continued condemnation and threats
As the thread continued, some people doubted is seriousness