Book of the Great Divine Burkaninja

The Book of the Great Divine Burkaninja is a religious document of unknown provenance, that may have something to do with Louisa, and/or Burkaninjas. It has had at least two editions, one being revised and corrected.

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Chapter 37, Verse 8 (revised and corrected edition)

"-The official Flibblerator of Louisaland entered the old Embassy Complex in Minyeshi, searching for the explanation of these mysterious messages, but found only a hole in the ground and some weeds growing around it."

"-Reporting this shocking discovery to the Great Divine Burkaninja, the official Flibblerator was surprised to see the face of the Great Divine Burkaninja open in a Great Divine Yawn, and took that as a sign of Great Things to Come. And so it was."