Lord Lookin

Pondoland
After centuries of searching, the fabled Kingdom of Pondoland has been found under a snowdrift. This tiny nation has now emerged, blinking in the sunlight, to take its rightful place in the top twenty thousand CN nations.

Pondoland was founded by King Pondo I, over 500 years ago. This former chamber pot maker gathered a number of simple tribes from the northern wastes and founded the capital city of Pondopolis. He also introduced many innovations for these simple people: indoor plumbing, the under-the-rim cleaning brush and those knitted dolls that old ladies use to cover their rolls of toilet paper. In gratitude, the tribesmen hailed Pondo as their king, and thus Pondoland was born.

Sadly, King Pondo died a few years later in a bizarre bathroom tile grouting incident. Grief-stricken, the citizens of Pondoland voted to maintain him on the throne, under the new name of King Pondo the Deceased. This canny move not only spared Pondoland the terrible dynastic wars that affected so many countries, but also cut the costs of maintaining the magisterial court by over 90%.

The nation is currently ruled in King Pondo the Deceased's name by Lord Lookin: Lord Protector, Regent and chief cleaner of Pondopolis' only functioning public WC. Pondoland joined planet Bob on 22 October 2010.