IKEA-Hacksaw War

The IKEA-Hacksaw War was a small scale conflict between the I Know Everything Alliance and The Shrouded Nations of Hacksaw from January 29, 2009 to February 2, 2009.

War
"Citizens of Bob,

It brings great sorrow to see the following behaviour on Bob, everytime someone cheats and steals a little piece of my heart dies...

Now IKEA has always been a kindly and decent alliance, granting honour to our friends, allies and the like. So of course, it was nothing unusual when, a couple of days ago, I to allowed an alliance to merge into us to benefit from our protection and financial resources.

Unfortunately these players attempted to take advantage of IKEA's offer of good will. They spat in our faces and took us as fools. Well now the flat-pack tables have turned, to stop the production of shoddy furniture, and simultaneously signalling our move into the international furniture market, IKEA declares war on the "The Shrouded Nations of Hacksaw" and all supporters currently hiding under our own banner.

Below is the intelligence gathered alerting us to these crimes, showing that they wished to take from us, leave and smirch the good name of our sacred Store house of Cabinets, Beds and those awesome hot-dogs.

A few short side notes...

Thank you to 19thSpecOps for supplying the intel, we appreciate your help and support and you are welcome within the realms of our great furniture store anytime, with a 20% discount on our entire range.

Also we love our Echelon <3

This certificate of awesome is signed by:

Juan, King and Captain Fantastic, faster than Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wolverine, Hulk and the Flash combined Matthew117, Queen and Deluxe Transvestite Warrior Emperor Jason, Minister of Internal Affairs, God of Speed and Incontinence

ts;cr - One small Alliance attempted to rip-off another small Alliance and now they're going to war. Does Bob get any better than this? awesome.gif

What? It does...? :colbert:

Our CB in rough 01[04:32]  They were going to fold into us �01[04:32]  We offered 6m per member �01[04:32]  They sent half of their alliance into ours �01[04:32]  To gather about 30 - 40 million in aid �01[04:32]  From which they planned to run back with it �01[04:32]  and share it amongst themselves �01[04:32]  Leaving us 30 - 40 mil out of pocket"

- IKEA