Portal:JBR/Quotes/3


 * "For every person who needs help, lend a hand. For those who are heartbroken, mend a heart. For those who have road rage, send a whack to the head." --Jakeb Norton


 * "Bobogoobo. Catchy name. Good country, although there's no television. I like that; no annoying soap operas. Oh, never mind. On second thought, I realize I will never know what Tyson said to Lilian! Oh well, at least I can record stuff! Anyways...they got good stuff. Plenty of stuff to do. Just don't break the law. You'll be executed." --Felix Brandenburg


 * "Politics in Planet Bob are getting slow. With Uralica lacking activity, Großgermania taking a long nap, Disparu dead, J Andres non-existent. I'm sad. JBR is alone...apart from NPO and STOP, JBR is sad!" --Justin Vuong


 * "First of all, I believe that the United States of JBR shouldn't concentrate much on expanding in size, but rather, improve internal conditions." --Justin Vuong


 * "Out of many, one in a half chosen. The one being JBR. The half being my private estate in the Caribbean, it's huge." --Penelope Lopez


 * "Being a star in JBR is so easy. Just record and pretend you're dying and viola, you got the Franklins rolling in!" --Carson Tyndale