User:I am ducky

ducky, pronounced 'ducky'  with a small 'd' is an exceptionally intelligent,  yet humble duck. He is a docile yet can become violent when provoked. He recently nested with in the borders of the New Pacific Order, however after expressing his displeasure with the governing body, and expressing the interest in leaving, he was promptly kicked out, by force. ducky, now nests with in the gates of Sparta,  where he has his own nesting house. ducky is a sarcastic water fowl with the mouth of a sailor, and a mind that often slides into the gutter. while ducky enjoys a good conversation, piss him off and he is liable to bite. ducky enjoys treats, women, and libertarian view points. ducky is largely uninterested in Planet Bob Politics, and avoids them. Overall, ducky is soft and feathery and can get along with just about everyone. Be warned however, he has been known to hump legs of those lucky ladies,  and bite those he doesnt like.