Kubla Khan

Kubla Khan can to CN in late 2009, son of a humble coal miner and a fudge packer. He joined GATO after the repeated bitching by noted whiner sgummo1. Once there he set GATO on fire with his subtle wit and understated masterbation jokes. He was able somehow to garner enough support to gain a congressional seat, in a tough election with 8 people running for 7 seats. He used underhanded tactics, bribes and abuses or power to expand his reach, sometimes even voting on resolutions.

He was re-elected based on his pro-cornhole/ anti-sobriety platform, striking a nerve within GATO. It is unknown if GATO will ever recover. may god have mercy on all our souls.